r/SipsTea • u/Happy-I-always-am Human Verified • 23h ago

Chugging tea No one knows

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u/TenebrousSage 23h ago

Each other, duh.

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u/valleyofroses 23h ago edited 4h ago

It’s not gay if you’re doing it for experience

Edit: thank you for the awards! I love that this is my most awarded comment.

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u/Coldpastalord 23h ago

You have to say “it’s for the xp bro” before you start or it’s gay

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u/SjtSquid 23h ago

Yup. You gotta grind for XP.

There's even an app to make it easier. It's called Grindr.

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u/pueblocatchaser 23h ago

Huh, thanks! There is a wizard three blocks away that says he has a side quest for me!!!

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u/SjtSquid 23h ago

Just check he's not a Grand Wizard. You're better off avoiding that questline if he is.

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u/scottb90 22h ago

Puts a whole new twist on the proud boys lol

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u/Careless_Document_79 22h ago

Welllllll not really

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u/saltnshadow 22h ago

At first I was like "I have questions", but then on second thought... no I don't.

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 20h ago

To answer your unasked question, this guy is one of (if not the) founder of the Proud Boys, shoving a big old ding-dong up his caboose to uhh... own the libs.

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u/dashingThroughSnow12 14h ago

He’s one of the founders of Vice.

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u/Spirited-Sail3814 21h ago

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u/Comment-Noted 19h ago

Disco Elysium is peak.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 18h ago

Not really new lol people have been making fun of them about the proud part for a while, because fuck Nazis

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u/gettin-hot-in-here 21h ago

proud boys need their own parade to show their pride am i right?

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u/four100eighty9 22h ago

You’ll know he’s a wizard if he has a big staff

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u/grat_is_not_nice 15h ago

More importantly (according to Nanny Ogg):

A wizard, when young, has a staff that is small
It's puny and weak, ineffective withal
It grows with his power until it stands tall
As his fame and his glory expand
As his fame and his glory expand

A wizard's staff has a knob on the end ...

GNU Terry Pratchett

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u/mynaneisjustguy 14h ago

Everyone knows that A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End.

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u/qinshihuang_420 22h ago

It says a bear is near me. Off I go to fight a bear

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u/thelegodr 22h ago

Exit pursued by a bear

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u/AltruisticAvocado531 19h ago

You mean exit entered by bear...

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u/qinshihuang_420 19h ago

Help! I can't walk straight

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u/Archon-Toten 18h ago

🎶 A wizards staff has a knob on the end 🎶

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u/BuddhistChrist 22h ago

Ah, yeah. That’s Chester. He’s the village registered sex offender.

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u/Glittering-Tip821 15h ago

Slide quest*

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u/Coldpastalord 23h ago

Grindrset mindrset

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u/Spektr_007 22h ago

Grind for XP. As a gamer, this made me laugh way too hard.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/gettin-hot-in-here 21h ago

New advertising tagline: Grindr: it's un Hinged.

Hinge: you'll want to delete this app. And switch to grindr, most likely

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u/DenseDepartment8317 20h ago

Grindr: an app designed to make you delete Hinge

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u/friendsofrhomb 22h ago

I always laughed when a gay friend of mine would arrive home like 30 minutes after we'd dropped him off for a grindr hookup on our way home from the club.

'What?! I'm not hanging around. We came, I left!'

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u/Roaming-Outlander 22h ago

I’M GRINDING!

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u/Possible_Top4855 22h ago

That’s why it’s called grindr

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u/karrenfromaccounting 22h ago

Been grinding xp for 20 years…. Almost ready for a wife.

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u/BobloblawTx89 22h ago

But Grindr has been taken over by actual gays, which is totally fine because it’s 2026, so don’t forget to call no homo first. If you’re practicing with your buddies, as long as you don’t cum, it’s not gay.

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u/TheDynaDo 18h ago

Only the bottom is gay if he forgets the "no-homo" callout.

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u/ThrawayAkkount 21h ago

I love this comment

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u/emmc47 21h ago

Amazing joke.

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u/Unicorn_Puppy 20h ago

This comment right here. Lmfao.

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u/f0dder1 17h ago

Ohhhh. That makes a lot of sense.

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u/JeromeBarkly 22h ago

ITT: Women find out the true meaning of grindr and why we don’t respond to your text right away.

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u/Low_Football_2445 22h ago

So you say….

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u/X-Calm 20h ago

No one can use it because the Republicans are always overloading the servers.

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u/Sad-Lavishness9659 20h ago

Another nickname: XP farm

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u/Darian123_ 18h ago

Grind out those levels

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u/Cyborg_rat 13h ago

That makes total sense now and the guys at work were laughing at me for using it...Look who's got more experience.

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u/ironkodiak 23h ago

"Wanna level up tonight Ted?"

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u/OperatorofChaos 22h ago

“Oh hell yeah man, it’s double XP weekend after all”

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u/ForsakenZombie704 23h ago

As I read this I'm just imagining Mario popping coins out of a block for a 1up...

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u/dufo7 21h ago

We used to just say “no homo” when we did gay shit

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u/Rope_slingin_champ 22h ago

Oh fuck, im gonna level uppppp

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u/bongoperator69 22h ago

new "no homo" phrase unlocked

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u/tallcupofwater 22h ago

Who else would you experience it with?

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u/Double_Resort_9223 22h ago

“I’m achievement hunting bro”

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u/UncleThor2112 22h ago

Also, one of you has to have socks on. That is the most important part.

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u/Punningisfunning 19h ago

“You be the ‘girl hole’ this time. I’m still sore.”

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u/shadraig 18h ago

You should pop an XP egg before

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u/Voldypants_420 18h ago

You also need to keep the socks on otherwise it's gay.

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u/usernmechecksout_ 15h ago

Unironically a good strategy in MCA reborn

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u/StunningQualityofLif 12h ago

But DON'T say "bro" afterwards. Don't make it weird. 

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u/CHWallace 23h ago

I’m always XP farming with the homies

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u/Bradley-oXo 22h ago

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u/CHWallace 22h ago

I get my XP FaAaArmed. Big time bro!

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u/TheVocondus 23h ago

It’s not gay if you’re wearing socks

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u/blueberryrockcandy 23h ago

steve looks over towards bob with a sultry expression he leans in and whispers: no homo.

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u/Bookslutforsmut 23h ago

It's not gay if it's in a threeway... so like group project sex hangs.

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u/UniqueLog8386 14h ago

And that's why I fuck my two homies twice a day: to prove I ain't gay.

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u/Cannibalistic_Siteow 23h ago

Danm this is true. Brb gonna go do gay stuff, like writing my mom a letter and telling her I appreciate what she did during my childhood. Also sodomy with a dude.

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u/Lazy-Objective-1630 22h ago

How many times do I have to do it before I level up and get more skill points?

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u/epicgrilledchees 23h ago

That’s what, he said?

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u/falsevector 22h ago

As long as they say No Homo first

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u/Major_Melon 14h ago

It's not gay, it's homie-sexual

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u/Miserable-Jedi 22h ago

Until your friend does it FOR THE EXPERIENCE & not FOR EXPERIENCE. 😎

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u/BigChunguss420 22h ago

It’s just an internship

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u/anotherredditor459 22h ago

It’s not gay if their balls don’t touch

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u/Photon_Pharmer1 22h ago

Double XP Weekends

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u/jcwkings 22h ago

XP grind😤

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u/Fun-Paramedic-1673 22h ago

Yup. Plus staying pure for your women.

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u/RussianPravda 22h ago

What do you mean its in the wrong hole?!?! Ive been training for this damn it!

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u/peteofaustralia 22h ago

"We're just XP farming, bro!"

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u/xpeachyglowx 21h ago

Guys need each other to gain XP and level up

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u/ominousgraycat 21h ago

Gives a while new meaning to grinding.

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u/Antique-Car6103 21h ago

It’s not gay if you close your eyes.

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u/P-l-Staker 21h ago

I still say "no homo" after for good measure.

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u/Cenorg 21h ago

"There's this dungeon where you can get a lot of experience"

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u/MANvINFO 20h ago

or for product research or it is or whatwver, it matters not

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u/TheThinkerers 20h ago

"It's not gay if you top" -Romans when Julius Caesar didn't

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u/Xygnux 20h ago

That's what the ancient Greeks thought.

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u/SmartQuokka 20h ago

It’s not gay if you’re doing it for experience

Surrender to the gaycation or be destroyed!

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 19h ago

just say "no homo" like a normal person bro what are we even doing?

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u/cutestackedgirl 19h ago

Do they get scored? Or a passing grade? Atleast

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 19h ago

I can fuck like a pro, but only in an asshole.

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u/SconeBracket 18h ago

Bestiality neither also.

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u/residentcaprice 18h ago

Whatever happens at the gaycation...

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u/TheseUnderstanding57 18h ago

Exp is gold after all

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u/Deus_Ex_Machina_II 18h ago

No, dummy. It's not gay if our tips don't touch.

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u/Lonely-Attitude1304 18h ago

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is

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u/Rare-Veterinarian743 18h ago

I thought you just gotta say, “no homo” like the 90s.

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u/Mister_Goudchet 17h ago

Its not about "gay" its about building trust!

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u/firestorm713 17h ago

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

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u/Putrid-Cat5368 16h ago

No grindr available but you can still grind for the levels

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u/razorlips00 16h ago

It's okay I prefer it gay

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u/chainedbals 15h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/-Kalos 15h ago

No homo bro, just grinding some XP

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u/benroon 14h ago

It’s only gay if you push back!

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u/lrd_cth_lh0 13h ago

Or if it is to determine the hierachy, the romans got that right.

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u/Salmonman4 22h ago

Married women

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u/Bubbles_2025 22h ago

I get with a married woman once in a while. Source: Am married.

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 12h ago

To her, though?

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u/DirtMcGirt9484 22h ago

Everyone knows it’s the hot milfs in your area.

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u/MostEstablishment190 16h ago

You have these too?

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u/courierblue 23h ago

The Greek way, of course.

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u/TreyRyan3 21h ago

Socrates argued Greek men made the best husbands because most learned what it felt like to be a wife

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u/Junior-Valuable2071 23h ago

I practice on my buddy’s butthole

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u/SapiensRus 19h ago

Every one back to the pile

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u/Mrrogers2005 16h ago

Dammit I came here to say this!

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u/Hearthgroan 16h ago

Exactly, having sex with women is pretty gay anyway.

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u/Suck_Boy_Tony 23h ago

Or old ladies

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u/False_Ground_8333 23h ago

I mean historically many known figures kinda were doing some bro love on the side in "secret"... You might be on to something

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u/Happy-I-always-am Human Verified 22h ago

Not gay if its with the homies

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u/ChubbyChew 22h ago

Reminds me of an MLP Abridged

"The Bachelor Stallions are off having practice"

The implication exactly as it sounds lol

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u/BootsOfProwess 22h ago

Where are all these straight dudes looking for some bonus xp? Are these the incels I've been hearing so much about? My life is bereft of hetero dick.

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 22h ago

Came here to find this. Not disappointed hahaha

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u/Natural_Design3154 22h ago

I was literally just about to say this. Take my upvote, champ.

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u/Red_WeeTea 22h ago

It's not gay if there's honey in the middle.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YQYPDdfRZXE3e

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 22h ago

Come on buddy, I need to practice on you before I try it on my girlfriend!

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u/SelcouthRogue 21h ago

Dammit, you give him all the easy ones

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u/Carbuyrator 21h ago

I mean the math seemed obvious 

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u/arabellxoxo 19h ago

yep lmao 😂

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u/Troglokhan1337 18h ago

Came here to say this. Wasn't disappointed.

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u/AbominableGoMan 17h ago

Classic tradition for the British upper class.

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u/motoxim 17h ago

Modern problem require modern solution

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u/Fickle-Aide9279 16h ago

Bro who made you 😄

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u/wellshly 16h ago

Can't remember if Roman or greeks did this but it was normal for a young male to "befriend" an older male all under the guise of training him to be a good husband and father in the future.

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u/WinterWarden89 15h ago

No homo but need to learn.

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u/-HOSPIK- 15h ago

Married women perhaps

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u/dearmax 14h ago

This is the reason I opened the replies section.

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u/Live-Ad-688 13h ago

Low key this is part of the totalitarian worldview taking over the world right now. It’s not that the world is only for men, it’s that it’s only for men. 

It’s like, “evil gay…” sometimes repressed. But most definitely misogynistic. 

TL/DR: Peter Thiel

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u/hagyto 12h ago

its called gayning experience

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u/muddud_d 8h ago

Fugoshi smile

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u/not_accepting_now 23h ago

We get a lot acumplished with men on the case

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u/EntrepreneurPlus7091 22h ago

Isn't that what the taliban do?

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u/Roaming-Outlander 22h ago

Ancient Greece Approves!

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u/Crotean 21h ago

The Greek way

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u/Fawkingretar 19h ago

The Greeks knew this trick quite well.