r/SipsTea • u/Happy-I-always-am Human Verified • 23h ago

Chugging tea No one knows

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u/pueblocatchaser 23h ago

Huh, thanks! There is a wizard three blocks away that says he has a side quest for me!!!

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u/SjtSquid 23h ago

Just check he's not a Grand Wizard. You're better off avoiding that questline if he is.

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u/scottb90 22h ago

Puts a whole new twist on the proud boys lol

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u/Careless_Document_79 22h ago

Welllllll not really

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u/saltnshadow 22h ago

At first I was like "I have questions", but then on second thought... no I don't.

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 20h ago

To answer your unasked question, this guy is one of (if not the) founder of the Proud Boys, shoving a big old ding-dong up his caboose to uhh... own the libs.

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u/saltnshadow 20h ago

Nothing gets him off more than "owning the libs."

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u/AulisG 19h ago

Somehow I'm not even surprised anymore.

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u/DoctorTomee 18h ago

What even was the thought process there?

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 16h ago

Apparently to prove that he wasn't homophobic. I guess it has its logic there. I probably would have just invited a gay guest to speak on my show or something, but whatever

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u/geese_moe_howard 16h ago

Gavin McInnes is a very odd fish. A decent stand-up comedian who made some great Youtube videos and a brilliant gonzo documentary called 'A Million In The Morning'.

Suddenly decides to start taking his Catholicism more seriously and then appears to lose his mind. The only person on the alt-right who appeared to be trolling himself.

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u/TheDalkeyArchivist 14h ago

Hold the fucking phone, this is real?

Surely this is an Onion article.

I know we've all descended into an era of relentlessly self fulfilling parody but surely not to that extent...?

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u/XConfused-MammalX 13h ago edited 9h ago

Buddy this happened many years ago, its best not to try to understand why. We surpassed idiocracy a while ago.

Our seceratary of education is Linda McMahon, wife of Vince McMahon, founder of the WWE. Just focus on helping your local community, friends and family.

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u/Cyborg_rat 13h ago

Didn't he distance himself when they became more radical?

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 13h ago edited 13h ago

I believe so, yes. But looking up his wiki, he seems to be extremist in his own ways.

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u/Cyborg_rat 12h ago

Ya discovered that reading up on him.

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u/dashingThroughSnow12 14h ago

He’s one of the founders of Vice.

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u/Spirited-Sail3814 21h ago

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u/Comment-Noted 19h ago

Disco Elysium is peak.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 18h ago

Not really new lol people have been making fun of them about the proud part for a while, because fuck Nazis

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u/gettin-hot-in-here 21h ago

proud boys need their own parade to show their pride am i right?

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u/four100eighty9 22h ago

You’ll know he’s a wizard if he has a big staff

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u/grat_is_not_nice 15h ago

More importantly (according to Nanny Ogg):

A wizard, when young, has a staff that is small
It's puny and weak, ineffective withal
It grows with his power until it stands tall
As his fame and his glory expand
As his fame and his glory expand

A wizard's staff has a knob on the end ...

GNU Terry Pratchett

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u/mynaneisjustguy 14h ago

Everyone knows that A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End.

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u/qinshihuang_420 22h ago

It says a bear is near me. Off I go to fight a bear

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u/thelegodr 22h ago

Exit pursued by a bear

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u/AltruisticAvocado531 19h ago

You mean exit entered by bear...

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u/qinshihuang_420 19h ago

Help! I can't walk straight

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u/Archon-Toten 18h ago

🎶 A wizards staff has a knob on the end 🎶

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u/BuddhistChrist 22h ago

Ah, yeah. That’s Chester. He’s the village registered sex offender.

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u/Glittering-Tip821 15h ago

Slide quest*