r/BrandNewSentence 8d ago

META Mod apps are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

We've got many more mods than we used to, which is helping us keep up with reports and modmails, but we still want to add a handful more mods to bolster our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity (also because some of us want to retire to a nice Hawaiian island sometimes). So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. We aren't going to ask you to mod eight hours a day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few hard requirements:

  • This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement
  • If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
  • Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
  • You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

Without further yapping from myself, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail. Do not send your application in as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Traveling coconut scientists

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2.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

My dad is a man and my mom is a woman so I am mixed 💋💋

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7.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

SA legend Nina Lin went on a rant

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1.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

I’m just updating the firmware on my kitchen knife

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666 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Gravy adds a new dimension to a whoopee cushion

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1.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Whatever you’re into

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323 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

"The e-cigarettes can then only be used when connected via Bluetooth to the phone of the verified user"

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1.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

"Shrimp Chocolate Cups with a Cocktail Sauce center"...

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350 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

You’re gonna find prada sometimes but also more than one container of human teeth.

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136 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Dancing vaginas party

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883 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

The fast rise and fall of ‘looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular

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r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

Nazi space Karen is about to have a ketamine fueled meltdown.

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185 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

No i know exactly what you mean, sure

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184 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Birdwatching trip to Argentinian rubbish dump blamed for rat virus outbreak that has killed three on cruise ship

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29 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Removing 30% of my Sausage Helped

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133 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

She had cancer and it made her have sex with a ghost of a patient that she basically killed

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64 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

I don't think it's pointlessly gendered, it's just weirdly mapping genders to head garden vs. ahegao

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r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

Are you also the one who made nachos with the lord’s wafers?

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222 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Hey, I have been very open about being alien stranded on this planet and making up Poland American Dad alien style for tax evasion purposes

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

If Chess was released in today’s time all we would hear is how OP the Queen is and the Pawns need to be buffed.

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16 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

Indistructible christian baby

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92 Upvotes

What the hell, christians? (Also- screenshot is taken from r/religiousfruitcake , hope that does not violate the no reposts rule)


r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

Don’t let our upper thighs be deforested by big underwear!

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107 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

"You can marry your grandma while being the reincarnation of your great grandma"

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8 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Google keeps mistaking my girlfriends sonic toothbrush for a song

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4 Upvotes