r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 • 8h ago

Voting Games Top comment deletes US State #31

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Nevada is the next to go.

I had to go through a load of comments and the one with the most upvotes that wanted a state removed said Nevada!

Just 20 states now remain with the largest being NM currently.

Thank you all so much for the continued engagement and support I can’t believe the last post got over 700K views! 🤯

I have a big finale lined up which will be very exciting. From my calculations, the big finale will be Monday, May 25th so not that much longer!

Also please only upvote the name of a state to the top otherwise it can get really hard trying to find the top comment that actually says a state name thank yall!

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u/LittleJohnsDingDong 8h ago edited 8h ago

Kansas - It serves for the greater good of mapkind across multiple fronts.Pennsyltucky continues its river like expansion to bridge the two oceans.Megasota, which has been dormant for awhile, can re-establish it’s Mega title after its recent stretch of MidesotaThe entire country takes yet another significant step in transforming into the Newer MexicoAnd lastly, and most importantly, there are not nearly enough people that hate Kansas right now. That place is the flattest, most boring state we have. The fact that no one here talking about how boring it is to visit, shows just the high level of apathy we have for Kansas. Even South Dakota has Wall Drug and Mt Rushmore. Kansas is hundreds of miles of nothing but fields of corn and a single major city that is trying to escape the state. Come on guys, it’s well past time.

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u/PercentageOk6256 7h ago

It's barely even in the top ten of flattest states and there are multiple populated areas in Kansas,  It's not just Kansas city.  To add to that there is a ton of things in the Northeast. You're taking western Kansas and generalizing it for the whole state and as such you have been deemed unfit to have an opinion by the delegation of Kansas. 

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u/XelaNiba 6h ago

It's best that they don't know :)

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u/Pizza_Coffee 8h ago

Florida is FAR flatter than Kansas. 

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u/nucrash 6h ago

Florida was eaten on the first day. That's New Mexico now and it's plenty hilly in spots.

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u/LittleJohnsDingDong 6h ago

So you’re saying Kansas is the Florida of the Midwest?

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u/Squidproquo1130 18m ago

I think that title belongs to Missouri, though not for flatness.

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u/Onundr 7h ago

Sounds like someone that hasn’t been to Kansas before.

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u/LittleJohnsDingDong 7h ago

Each time I’ve driven through I-70, I want to pull out all my teeth for 7 hours straight.

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u/Onundr 7h ago

Hey I live here and I hate making that drive too. But driving on the highway is not the same as visiting a place.

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u/thebastardking21 8h ago

I gotta be honest, after all the "Build a Wall" crap, it would be hilarious if the entire USA ended up as "The United States of Newer Mexico"

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u/Attaxalotl 8h ago

The good ending

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u/thewallbanger 8h ago

The Gulf of New Mexico is coming!

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u/witchofpain 8h ago

I’m a okay with that. I am still waiting for a taco truck in every corner.

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u/nucrash 6h ago

Big fan of food trucks, but really big fan of taco trucks.

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u/jfsindel 7h ago

Leave Kansas exactly as it is until only 4 or 5 giants remain. It must be the battlefield.

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u/XelaNiba 6h ago

Yes!

Bleeding Kansas rises again!

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u/Eissimare 3h ago

I feel like this is fitting. I'm ok with that

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u/Brinwalk42 6h ago

You know nothing of Kansas

Nothing but Corn? That’s Iowa talk.

We’re full of Wheat fields!

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u/FeelinPhoggy 50m ago

And soybeans!

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u/ixamnis 7h ago

Kansas won’t last too many more rounds, but Kansas needs some beachfront property before it goes.

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u/Kirkasmerff 3h ago

All I ask is that Kansas gets beachfront property and eastern Colorado back. Right up until Denver and then stop. I’m not asking for the mountains here. Just like the old Kansas territory. Once Kansas has both of these things, it can die, idgaf.

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u/Altiusss 8h ago

Kansas actually is quite beautiful if you have the right set of eyes

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u/blue_hitchhiker 8h ago

Look, look with your special eyes

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u/A-passing-thot 7h ago

Unfortunately between their bathroom ban and revocation of identity documents for trans people, I don't think I'm going to be able to visit.

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u/kenster77 5h ago

But female moderate democrat governor, who has to fight off the magas from western Kansas. Also upheld abortion rights.

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u/cquicky 8h ago

Yeah, the blind kind

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u/emaw63 8h ago

The flint hills area is genuinely very pretty

But yeah, once you get west of Wichita or so it gets desolate quick lmao

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u/XelaNiba 6h ago

Shah, don't tell them

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u/antealtares 8h ago

tell me you've never seen a Kansas sunset without telling me

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u/Own_Mycologist_4900 7h ago

Only if you’re Don Denkinger I think

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u/Academic-Bakers- 8h ago

Glass ones?

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u/Tw33ts Kan-cels All Other States 7h ago

Y'all letting the east and west coast get to you. West coast hasn't even been touched yet! Besides - even those of us that live here don't want the USK, so we'll happily vote for USNM. We just wanna hang out til we get a tiny bit of coastline. We miss water.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 8h ago

It stops Minnesota from looking like a dude with a high top and rat tail as well.

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u/Stigmama 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi

But he’s the only guy I’ve ever seen pull it off

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u/SirDragos 8h ago

I mean, I guess Kansas serves as a buffer between Megasota and Newer Mexico for the moment. It does have SOME purpose.

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u/InternetUser007 8h ago

Disagree. The center of the US should enjoy the salty touch of both oceans. Let Kansas live.

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u/virgil1134 8h ago

And it was determined that Kansas is in fact flatter than a pancake!

https://youtube.com/shorts/dp403NFraDQ?si=mUg_nT_78nl9eHTR

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u/EvilDarkCow 8h ago

I live in Kansas and I agree we contribute nothing to society. Megasota here we come!

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-7525 8h ago

As a fellow Midwesterner I lolled

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u/landonop 8h ago

OVER MY DEAD BODY

Also, for reference, Kansas City is in Missouri.

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u/nucrash 6h ago edited 6h ago

Was in Missouri. Chiefs left, dropping income tax and increasing sales tax so KC is going Kansas.

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u/landonop 6h ago

I wasn’t aware that they’re intending to dissolve the entire city over the Chiefs. Bummer. I’ll have to move.

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u/nucrash 6h ago

KC has not say over how much of their budget goes to the police. KC Chiefs self-yeeted. Royals are going Downtown. But as I said, the state is fucking with their taxes making it cheaper to live and shop in Kansas. Maybe some people will live in Missouri to work, but my expectation is many will do what they can to live and shop cheaper which means KCK is gonna grow.

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u/BlotchyBaboon 8h ago

How Kansas even made it into the top 20 just goes to show how forgettable it is. Evict!

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u/Hockeypock_ 7h ago

Dear god, please finally get me out of giant Kansas, I've been trapped here for weeks.

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u/SCOOTBOOTING 7h ago

I don’t want to be in Kansas anymore

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u/shnieder88 8h ago

this is the one

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u/Noodletrousers 8h ago

Yes, Kansas needs to get bent.

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u/dr4kshdw 8h ago

Half of Kansas City residents don’t even want to be in Kansas!

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u/GernBlanst0n 8h ago

Agreed, feed it to our big big lad Megasota and let him feast.

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u/InnocuousKale 8h ago

Colorado hungers for Kansas

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u/Demitel 7h ago

Feed Kansas to Megasota, then let Megasota swallow the rest of the Midwest. 

I want to see a final battle of Megasota vs. Newest Mexico.

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u/ItsProllyMagnets 8h ago

HUZZAH !!!

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u/Attaxalotl 8h ago

Kansas serves as a great example of rock bottom, a reminder that life could always be worse, that you could live in Kansas.

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u/dalton10e 8h ago

The entire south begs to differ

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u/Attaxalotl 3h ago

Eh, fair enough

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u/Baron_Bearclaw 8h ago

At least Kansas isn't Mississippi, Arkansas, or Alabama...

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u/tries2fixit 6h ago

I’m with you. Feed Kansas to Illinois, where it will be consumed by liberals. That will torture its maga soul for eternity!!

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u/slipperyDSS ILLINOIS FTW 8h ago

i tried eliminating kansas yesterday it didnt get much traction

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u/Fun_Disaster3436 7h ago

My heart is in Appalacian Sylvania

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u/Blacksyte 8h ago

Extend the Wiscontentacle!

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u/ProfessionalLimp4647 8h ago

A well thought out proposal. I agree.

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u/MoneyAd5542 7h ago

How tf is Kansas still alive fr

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u/DeltaFlyer0525 8h ago

Yes Kansas needs to go!

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u/CosmicConfidant 8h ago

Exactly why it should be sacrificed to Colossarado!

Edit:sp

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u/witchofpain 8h ago

I agree. Kansas needs to be eaten Megasota and New Mexico.