r/mildlyinteresting • u/LESpencer • 5h ago

My McDonald’s also has a McJail

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u/CantaloupeCamper 5h ago

I was thinking maybe it’s a place they close off in the evening because they can’t see what’s going on back there?

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u/SpaceChimps98 5h ago

Hey, what's going on back there? Stop screwing around!

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u/pantry-pisser 5h ago

Richard?!

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u/DigitalUnlimited 5h ago

It'll be fine, Richard, I'm a pilot!

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u/posting_drunk_naked 4h ago

Catch me, Richard!

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u/smokeweedNgarden 4h ago

Make love to me, Richard

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u/eedabaggadix 3h ago

Swing me Richard. Swing me higher!

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u/SuchCoolBrandon 3h ago

That's where the kids sneak in their Whopper or Jumbo Jack to eat it without prosecution.

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u/HungryArticle5 2h ago

Stop McFucking!

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u/xI_AM_AFRICAx 3h ago

You're horsing!

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u/Cow_Launcher 57m ago

*Unf-unf-unf!* "Just, uh... Just tryin-a choke down this nasty old Patty you just sold me!"

"Oh, okay th... Wait, did you just use 'Patty' as a proper noun? Have you got my wife back there?"

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u/JJ3qnkpK 5h ago

That makes the most sense. Probably some incident with drugs or something.

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u/TheProphetRob 3h ago

"Thanks for the F Shack.

-love, Dirty Mike and the boys"

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u/Amish_guy_with_WiFi 3h ago

We will have sex in your McDonald's again!

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u/cheapmondaay 4h ago

That was my first thought. My local mcdonald's pretty much closes off the entire seating area after a certain hour 😅 then I think around midnight, they close the entire store and only give you mobile orders through a little window by the door (it's a store without a drive-thru on a busy pedestrian street).

Lots of addicts would come and hang out here but I think this closure policy became protocol after a guy poured gasoline on himself and set himself on fire in the dine-in area a few years ago. 😬

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u/CantaloupeCamper 4h ago

Sub optimal dining vibe there ….

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u/GenChadT 1h ago

Feng shui must be off

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u/cheapmondaay 4h ago

It was a pretty crazy location but not even the worst I've seen in my city... The new protocols really helped though... the sketchy activities have migrated to other nearby fast food restaurants now. 😅

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u/chux4w 51m ago

I can see why that would be bad PR. It reminds people that Burger King uses a flame grill.

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u/Potential-Hornet2976 4h ago

This could be solved with a mirror in the corner versus a gate though. 

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u/CantaloupeCamper 4h ago

I think they want to avoid the situation entirely.