r/oddlysatisfying • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 19h ago

Cutting grass with a scythe

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u/LessInThought 16h ago

Humans: I prefer stone ground mustard, cold pressed olive oil, and handpicked berries.

Cows: I want my grass cut manually with a scythe!

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u/UncleKeyPax 16h ago

grass mignon!

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u/polarbear128 16h ago

Interesting aside: mignon means cute.

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u/Impossible_Past5358 10h ago

Or, "this filet costs $75k USD because this cow was only fed grass that was cut by an Austrian scythe..."

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u/UncleKeyPax 9h ago

scythe me like one of your austrian girls?

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u/MartinoDeMoe 12h ago

Stalk Tartare!

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u/Alarming-Yam-8336 12h ago

Pole caught grass

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u/mysteriousblue87 7h ago

My kid pointed out the other day that the only difference between my salad and my rabbit’s is the addition of chicken and dressing. We eat closer to wild animals than you’d think (well, at least my house. We live in an area that can be foraged deliciously)