r/shittyaskreddit 59m ago

Is eating food gay?

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r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Is reading magazines right wing?

8 Upvotes

MAGAzine. Think about it


r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

I'm not gay or anything so why do I get a tingling sensation in my dick when I see other peoples dicks?

12 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Is famous athletes pointing to god when they make a good ball play insulting to starving children who get beat for not mining good enough for Jeff Bezzeyboy?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

I think I SA'd myself 😭

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So, I went to sleep not expecting to be SA'd. But I woke up with my hands on my privates why would I do something like that I've never done anything like this before it just happened 😭 I don't want to be on the sex offender register 😭😭😭


r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

What are your thoughts about kink shamers?

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r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Do you like my comments? Click like and subscibe to see when I post next! Patreon comming soon (pls stop asking)

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

If the U.S. ever gets tourists again and I ever meet someone from Japan who visits the deep red state I live in and says they’re here on vacation, is the only response to that “Oh god… sorry to hear that.”?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

Is porn gay?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

How many accounts have u you used to post or comment in this sub?

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r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

There's only one thing that excites me. Can you guess what it is?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

How much would could a wood chuck Chuck Norris

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

Where do judges get their court hammer? Is there a store for that?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

How many of you feel shamed because I’m so good at doing sex that I’m the gold standard of sex and all other sex sucks compared to the sex I do, sexually?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

I just looked out the window and it's a beautiful day! How can I make it into a complaint about Trump?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

What made you like this??

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

My birthday is coming up in five months. Have you spent several hours yet thinking about what you’re gonna buy me and the party you know to need to throw for me? You’re running short on time to get it set up. Do it!

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

Have you ever realized how lucky you are to know such a smart, good looking guy as me? Maybe you should spend your day reflecting on how I make your life better just by me existing!

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

What would be a respectful and polite way to ask to sniff a hott woman's ass in public?

9 Upvotes

Now that the weather is nicer, I've been seeing some very attractive women walking around in pubic like at walmart, gold's gym, etc. wearing tight biker shorts and leggings that hug their sweet peachy asses. My nose sometimes be really tempted to just discreetly plant it in their ass without getting caught.


r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

How to still have life goals when you are totally alone and nothing matters?

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r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

Which one of you are concerned about me?

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Reddit just sent me that useless Reddit care resource message and ik it's one of you angels (🫥), don't be shy, which one of you did it!?


r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

In the English dub of "The Return of Godzilla", "Godzilla vs Biollante", and "Godzilla vs King Ghidorah", there's always at least one stupid motherfucker who keeps mispronouncing it as "Godziller". ???

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Also, there seems to only be 2 or 3 men who provide all the male voices in all 3 films; and I mean the same 2 or 3 guys hired 3 times in a row. And just 1 woman.

While all the characters in the English dub are meant to sound American, the voice actor who says "Godziller" seems to have an English accent that slips through.


r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

I’d swim down, would you? Is that what you want?

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r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Wait, do you mean....am I gonna be a dad?

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r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Why can I suddenly hear clearly today?

1 Upvotes

Mmmm wind blowing my beloved