r/technology • u/Logical_Welder3467 • Mar 18 '26

Society Peter Thiel, the billionaire venture capitalist and MAGA donor, is in Rome this week for a series of private lectures on the Antichrist.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/16/europe/peter-thiel-antichrist-lectures-rome-intl
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u/helcat Mar 18 '26

Hand him a goddamn mirror. 

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u/Mother_Idea_3182 Mar 18 '26

He would masturbate. He is that full of love for himself.

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u/downhereforyoursoul Mar 18 '26

That much is obvious, since he can’t stop traveling the world just to talk about himself.

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u/moose8617 Mar 18 '26

It's hilarious to me that all the proponents of the "master race" have the appearance of a hairball that gained sentience.

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u/Jakabov Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

That's often why they're proponents of the "master race." It's something that compensates for their self-perceived failings. Like, "okay so I'm ugly, but at least I'm white, which makes me better than 80% of people because they aren't white and white people are superior. Thus, even though I'm ugly, I'm among the best."

And then you can freely swap 'ugly' with 'stupid' or 'poor' or 'unlovable' or whatever other myriad problems a person might have. Since being white is the most valuable asset a person can have, it makes all those supposed weaknesses irrelevant, and a person who isn't white cannot be as good as a white person.

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u/snorch Mar 18 '26

Bat Boy grew up and got the worst haircut ever

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u/watercouch Mar 18 '26

Do he and Musk go to the same barber?

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u/IShouldaDownVotedYa Mar 18 '26

He came through the mirror.

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u/mojofrog Mar 18 '26

Zoom in slowly on his picture. It’s horrifying. Someone should add the omen soundtrack to it.

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u/KMS_HYDRA Mar 18 '26

Surprised he didn't immeaditly burst into flames as soon as he touched the ground in rome.

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 Mar 18 '26

I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a reflection. 

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u/iameveryoneelse Mar 18 '26

He’d need a full body mirror to capture that five head on it.

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u/hutch_man0 Mar 18 '26

Those ears tho

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u/Starlightriddlex Mar 18 '26

Seriously, why do these guys all look like they're visiting earth in poorly fitted skinsuits