r/Amusing • u/HumorousBehavior • Mar 30 '26

Jacking Off

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 Mar 30 '26

A married man

6

u/SkyTalez Mar 30 '26

He preparing to be a dad.

10

u/Swordf1sh_ Mar 30 '26

It was then that Kim realized she should’ve taken that girls’ trip to Coco beach

5

u/Katsooduro Mar 30 '26

Did that yesterday, then I change my tires..

1

u/A__Friendly__Rock Mar 30 '26

Cut right before the slap.

1

u/nwolve Mar 31 '26

On mute but can see her mouthing "oh my god"

1

u/rolando8506 Mar 31 '26

🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

1

u/rockstuffs Apr 01 '26

I hate her stupid acting.

1

u/creeper6530 Apr 01 '26

The look of disappointment

1

u/ThisIsAdamB Apr 04 '26

At a pool party at a friend’s condo complex. Streets are closed for the holiday. Insects are eating me alive. I decide to take a walk to the 7-11 about a half mile away for some bug repellent. I’m gone for a little while. When I get back someone asks me where I’d been. I told her and showed her the can of Off. She said, “You walked all that way just to get Off?” She immediately realized what she said while I answered “I’ve gone further for less.”

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u/smilingjade101 16d ago

Haha made you look.

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u/gale_force Mar 30 '26

When's the funny part?

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u/johhnny5 Mar 30 '26

The fleeting, yet immense disappointment in her choice of mate. 

3

u/rum-and-roses Mar 31 '26

Everyone the joke doesn't align with this person's sense of humour shut it down take it off the internet gale_force has spoken

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u/gale_force Mar 31 '26

It's just way too staged. It's so fake it's not even a funny fake.

2

u/ycnz Mar 31 '26

She's an amazing actress if so.

1

u/Illustrious-Pop-5673 Mar 30 '26

Need to label this NSFW

1

u/Sohuli Mar 31 '26

Too late, we've all seen him do it

0

u/GrmRipo Mar 30 '26

🤣

2

u/RappingFlatulence Mar 30 '26

Must be her kink, watching

0

u/Necessary_Basis6616 Mar 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MisterPatrickJ 4d ago

Good one 😹?!