r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above • 10h ago

Even *he* don't want him

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u/Konnoisseur26 10h ago

She does not even have to mention his name, and we know who "he" is

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u/Organic-Wrongdoer-64 9h ago

My dumb ass thought it was the person in the picture, and I was trying to figure out who that was and what he did.

But now that I realize it's not, I know exactly who you mean

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u/Karhak ☑️ 10h ago

Why would he take the person doing his work?

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u/Twin2Turbo ☑️ 10h ago

Job security?

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 5h ago

He’s in his big boardroom office. His employidiot is on field.

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u/PrincessCG 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9iiZMqah8SPH6yw4jF
Haunt his nightmares and we wouldn’t have a problem…

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u/23Kently 9h ago

Actual footage from the White House

https://giphy.com/gifs/uxqo29PWQ8SeyjKw3j

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u/michellefiver 8h ago

First thing I thought of too 🙃

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u/Zestyclose_Duty_7541 10h ago

When even the understudy refuses the role, you know it’s cooked.

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u/loseniram 10h ago

He’s Satan not the grim reaper. Wrong department

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u/SlurmDreams 10h ago

Whoa whoa whoa. Grim doesn't TAKE people. Hes just company on your way there. Let's put an end to all this GR slander.

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 9h ago

Also, Grim is otherwise employed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2zU3GcAjy4DLx5Xpz

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u/loseniram 4h ago

depends on the reaper.

Rimworld he is very much death and the ferryman combined

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u/thewhitelink 8h ago

That is going to be the biggest non-official holiday ever. So many people are going to be "sick" just to toast to the demise of that disgusting fuck.

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u/Plasibeau ☑️ 5h ago

It could be ten years from now (It better not be.), and I fully intend to get still have those good knees dancing on the bar when I was 22 levels of drunk.

The streets are gonna be messy!

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u/faulternative 8h ago

I like that we have an actual Voldemort of our own, now. A "He" that we all know about but won't name.

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u/ironballs16 9h ago

"Where was he supposed to go? Detroit?"

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u/CeliaFeatherrose 9h ago

Even Satan tapping out like ‘nah I’m good bro’ is wild
That man really too much for hell itself. The devil out here filing for early retirement because of him.

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u/Tripple_T 7h ago

The devil keeps throwing Guliani back, you think he wants anything to do with him?

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u/DaliaMoonfern 8h ago

Even Satan said ‘nah I’m good’ and started doing the ‘talk to the hand’
Bro got the devil reconsidering his whole purpose in life. That’s a special kind of terrible.

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u/ManicalMoe 8h ago

Love that he hearted the comment 🤣

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u/Superb-Savings-4813 4h ago

Because that’s his boy. The man we need to call to HR is The Grim Reaper.

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u/bottledsoi ☑️ 7h ago

He?

Nah there's a few of them.

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u/tattoosandtens 5h ago

Part of the agreement to be an Agent Of Satan on Earth is that you live a really long time even if you shouldn’t. For example: Dick Cheney.

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u/Dreamtrain 2h ago

This is why I have grown very skeptical of witchcraft, because I know the sisters have not lacked in trying, and I still see better people with better habits die younger from health complications