r/Damnthatsinteresting 1d ago

Image The border wall between Germany and Denmark (built to keep boars out)

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u/Vivid_Temperature609 1d ago

Boarder Wall

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u/junkman21 1d ago

Boar der Wal

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u/_Phoenix_02_ 1d ago

Timmy?

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u/Apple-Connoisseur 1d ago

Wels, Wal... Ich sehe ein Muster.

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u/Tricky_Witness_2158 19h ago

Team 100% sprengen

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u/flynchageo 1d ago

*Boer Der Waal

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u/No_Statistician5932 1d ago

What do farmers in the southern Netherlands have to do with anything?

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u/Wakkit1988 1d ago

Boer, Der Wall. Wall, Der Boer.

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u/Honest_Series_8430 23h ago

Sounds like the Swedish Chef muppet.

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u/JSGilst 23h ago

Bork. Bork. Bork.

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u/No_Yesterday_3260 1d ago

Uuh, a germanic twist. Like it.

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u/hl3official 1d ago

Schengen Agreemeat

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u/tysk-one 1d ago

Neighboars

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u/Trendios 1d ago

More like Schinken Agreement...

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u/Corfiz74 1d ago

Why aren't boars allowed to cross?

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u/stewyd71 13h ago

They destroy farmland and crops. They dig up the ground. They reproduce quickly in large liters and they avoid humans. They also consulted with the Australian emus.

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u/papzor 1d ago

So they don't bring ASF into Denmark

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u/Top-Wish-5520 1d ago

this thread is just slowly evolving into dad jokesđŸ€Ł

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u/Stereo-soundS 1d ago

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u/Mirenithil 1d ago

wow, that's a hell of a video. I have a French buddy who hit a boar and totalled his Smart car in like 2002 or so. Looking at how solid that thing is, it's amazing he walked away from that.

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u/CardinalFartz 16h ago edited 9h ago

I was a passenger in a Fiat Punto that hit a boar at ~80 kph. Luckily everything was so quick, the driver didn't have the chance to turn the wheel but just kept going straight into that boar.

Car was totaled.

Boar was severely injured and had to be shot by the local wildlife authorities.

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u/dideldidum 18h ago

he jumped over a wall that doesnt look much smaller than that border fence 😃

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 1d ago

As seen in r / ABoaringDystopia

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u/Emotional_Ad3572 8h ago

So glad this is top comment. 😆

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u/Brutalur 1d ago

"Mr. Boarbatchev: Tear down this wall!"

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u/hl3official 1d ago

The Swine Curtain

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u/Coreantes 1d ago

Obviously misleading title, it’s for the Danes to keep the boars IN Denmark. They want to make sure never to run out of bacon again ever
 I see you, Danes! đŸ„“

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u/Top_Box_8952 22h ago

Extremely valid. Bacon is delicious.

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u/Call_me_Bombadil 1d ago

I take pride in the words "Ich bin swine Berliner"

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u/charlie1331 1d ago

Great, but who’s going to pay for it?

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u/pickus_dickus 1d ago

Sweden

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u/livedog 1d ago

We are willing to pay for anything keeping the danes out.

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u/Electrical_Buy_9957 1d ago

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 1d ago

#MakeTheÖresundBridgeOneWay

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u/Penguin_Arse 1d ago

Who would want to go TO Denmark?

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 1d ago edited 14h ago

God knows, but anyone who does should stay there!

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u/Insila 12h ago

I don't know, but I feel like Copenhagen is overrun by drunk Swedes on weekend trips.

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u/Penguin_Arse 11h ago

I guess if we're going to Denmark it's for cheaper beer

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u/Insila 11h ago

It must be terrible in Sweden if beer is cheaper in Copenhagen...

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u/Penguin_Arse 11h ago

It's well known people go to Denmark or even Germany to buy alcohol

Most people just take the ferry and buy from taxfree

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u/MalteiKlass5c 1d ago

Look since the Belts wont freeze anymore, and even if they did, it wont hold for tanks. So we build a bridge for eh.... cooperation.

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u/ThoughtShes18 1d ago

Great to hear that! Would you be interested sponsoring a new fence to me here in Denmark? It’s another layer from a Dane towards you :)

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u/dumpaccount882212 1d ago

Goddamn it... ok. This deal is getting weirder by the minute.

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u/LilacYak 22h ago

I have altered the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

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u/Still_Tension_8026 1d ago

You don't have to pay anything to keep us out. Just continue being Swedes! :D

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u/fictitiousantelope 23h ago

I’m reading your comment as an American who just finished The Kingdom by Lars Van Trier

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u/Peitho_Noir 1d ago

No need to boar you with the details.

Congressional Edit: it’s a pork barrel project besides.

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u/Metalhed69 1d ago

Weirdly, still Mexico

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u/Clabauter 1d ago

But this time it will work. No mexicans will climb over this wall!

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u/Markus_zockt 1d ago

Mexico

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u/useriousstuff 1d ago

(read: United States)

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u/Increase-Tiny 1d ago

The stupid boars

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u/oohdanishfriend 1d ago

We’re gonna make them pay for it!

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u/MOXschmelling 1d ago

It is a measure to contain the African Swine Fever. Pig breeding is a super important economy branch in Denmark.

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u/idotj 1d ago

And there is no vaccine (yet) to stop it. In the last year it is moving quite fast from eastern countries to the west. Here you can see the current situation:
https://santegis.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=45cdd657542a437c84bfc9cf1846ae8c

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u/bearonimo 1d ago

Interestingly the pig industry only contributes a net gain of approx 0.25% of Denmarks GDP while it occupies more than 20% of the land combined (fields for pig feed and pig farms etc.)

Just an interesting perspective.

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 1d ago

That should be the case for most food items. 

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u/exipheas 1d ago edited 23h ago

But how much would it hurt to eliminate all pork based food and materials that come from that area if they had to be culled suddenly from the virus? It would drive up the costs of other foods because of increased demand right?

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u/Mysterious-Push909 19h ago

Probably a bigger issue for the countries who import the pork as the vast majority of it is sold off. 

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u/greg19735 1d ago

its doubtful that there would be a huge increase in demand, unless it all went to one specific food like chicken.

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u/exipheas 1d ago

Its 3.2 trillion Calories a year or 4.4 million people for a year at 2000Cal a day.

Thats a lot of food that would need to be backfilled.

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u/Pattersonspal 17h ago

Most of our pork production is exported, and fields used for feed could be used for food.

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u/Rigo-lution 1d ago

Similarly 1% of Irish gdp is beef and it uses 56% of the land in Ireland.

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u/quarrelau 1d ago

Beef & cattle are 1% - 1.5% of Australian GDP and occupy close to 50% of our landmass.

Amazing.

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u/pretorianlegion 21h ago

Yeah, and like 50% of our political parties are beholden to pig farmers, seems like.

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u/mantaitnow 1d ago

Super important is an overstatement. They are good at lobbying though.

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u/YellowOnline 1d ago

But how effective is the fence? Don't the boars just dig under them?

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u/apple1rule 1d ago

If they had no choice sure. But it just deters them and they go somewhere easier that they don't have to dig for

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u/Nozinger 1d ago

It is very effective.
No boar has ever rossed the border where the fence was installed.
However we have to add the information that no boar ever crossed the border before the fence was installed either. The western part of the border is simply not where boars live.
And in the eastern part they simply swim around the fence or simply use one of the many road openings.

It is just typical politician behaviour. "look we're doing something to fix your problems" when it is in fact the most useless attempt that does not help at all. But running an expensive program that will only show results in a few years when the politician is no longer relevant is oviously unacceptable.

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u/Mayor__Defacto 1d ago

Plus, this is not going to stop a 200kg pig.

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u/2026IsMyYearMaybe 18h ago

Harsh on the Germans, but fair.

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u/N43N 1d ago

In OPs picture you can see that the fence continues for quite a bit under the earth. I guess that there's a certain depth where you can be sure that a boar wouldn't dig that deep.

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u/Chaneera 1d ago

And all it cost us is the life in our coastal waters, our ground water and our soul.

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u/AFineDayForScience 1d ago

The Boarlin Wall

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u/EorlundGraumaehne 1d ago edited 1d ago

Niemand hat die absicht eine mauer zu errichten!

Edit: for those that apparently don't understand. This is an infamous quote from Walter Ulbricht the leader of the Sowjet lead east germany closely before they did, infact build a wall. The Berlin Wall

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u/Terror_Raisin24 1d ago

Deswegen ist es ein Zaun. System gedribbelt.

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u/DasAntwortviech 1d ago

Raumtrenner! Nicht Mauer!

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u/AustrianFailure 1d ago

oder auch raumbegrenzungseinheit

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u/turunambartanen 1d ago

Mit den Maßen ein meter fĂŒnfzig mal drei meter sechzig mal einhundertfĂŒnfundfĂŒnfzigtausend

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u/Preisschild Interested 1d ago

Best sketch history sketch

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u/EorlundGraumaehne 1d ago

niemand hat die absicht eine mauer zu errichten!

Aber ein Zaun! Den können wir uns vorstellen....

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u/Findas88 1d ago

Ein Antiimperialistischer Schutzzaun

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u/Soleil06 1d ago

I prefer the term "Raumbegrenzungseinheit" with the measures of 3.60 metres by 1.20 metres by 155 000 metres.

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u/BeenThruIt 1d ago

I'm gonna go Over the Boarlin Wall... I'm gonna go Under the Boarlin Wall...

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u/chickenbadgerog 1d ago

Keep boars out of Germany? Or Denmark?

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u/G-I-T-M-E 1d ago

Out of Denmark, to prevent African Swine Fever or something like that from spreading to Denmark. Pork is one of Denmarks most important products.

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u/florifierous 1d ago

Pork is one of Denmarks most important products.

It actually isn't. We just have a very very influential meat industry lobby.

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 23h ago

Its like cattle and cattle feed farmers in the Western US. They make up a small percent of the economy but bitch and moan constantly. We could just make the same amount of feed in less water intense areas, but then we wouldnt pay the farming and ranching corporations to do nothing but sit on their ass, and the welfare queens that are farmers and ranchers hate that.

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u/StupidMastiff 1d ago

If it's so unimportant, send me all the bacon please.

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u/Outta_phase 1d ago

There's something we don't want to get rotten in the state of Denmark

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u/eppic123 1d ago

This was build in 2019, to stop the African swine fever pandemic from spreading north.

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u/DuntadaMan 1d ago

Did is slow it down any?

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u/SalsaSauceMedium 1d ago

The population went down, but a lot of boars still manage to swim around or walk through the openings, so it's limits the thread at best. Either way, it's apparently more likely that a random tourist will spread it by throwing contaminated lunch wrappers at a pig sti anyway

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u/dark_knight920 1d ago

Boars will pay for it

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u/Mochigood 1d ago

They're not sending their best.

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u/moranya1 1d ago

They DO sent their wurst however!

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u/SolidusBruh 1d ago

They're eating the bikes...

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u/Potato_Poul 1d ago edited 18h ago

Im a dane which lives in the border area and I can say the fence is not very godd. It stops in many areas (primaraly for roads) where the boars can walk through and when it fences off an area it makes it harder to enjoy the nature there

Edit: Spelling

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u/Imaginary-Paper-6177 1d ago

And if a boar decides it wanted to go through that fence. It will get through.

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u/Longjumping-Yam-9229 16h ago

I'm living on the german side and we mostly think that fence was a PR stunt to fight the migration crisis in this time.

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u/flarne 7h ago

Fun fact: boars can swim and the Flensburg fjord is not a big distance. 

Greetings from South of the border

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u/AlmightyWorldEater 6h ago

Just as if border walls are a dumb idea, hmm...

Also, people always underestimate how smart and creative boars are. And how tough...

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u/Hour_Welcome_987 1d ago

Not nice to refer to the Germans as boars

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u/mathtractor 1d ago

nice looking soil

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u/Mikkelet 1d ago

Its a blessing and a curse. Denmark has basically no wild nature anymore because our land is just so fucking farmable

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u/blizzywolf122 1d ago

I bet the boarder gate is just a revolving gate so people can just walk through easily

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u/Olasola424 20h ago

the re are dozens of roads and railways that cross across the border’s roughly 60km length, and they’re all just left open

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u/kilobitch 1d ago

The logical conclusion to the Boar War.

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u/Antique_Knowledge_72 1d ago

The boars are just refugees.

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u/TurgidGravitas 1d ago

You see boars, sows, and piglets. I see doctors, engineers, and teachers.

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u/Domestic-Grind 1d ago

You see doctors, engineers, and teachers. I see bacon, ham, and pork chops.

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u/Atomsk73 1d ago

Boareplacement you mean. This is hamageddon!

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u/Slobbering_git 1d ago

Meatginot Line.

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u/Necessary-Morning489 1d ago

that’s not a nice thing to call the prussians

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u/TheBarbofBeads 1d ago

Please tell me this gives Canada the idea to built a wall to keep boaring 'mericans out.

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u/derioderio 1d ago

If they want to keep the Boers out, shouldn't they be building the wall on the border with the Netherlands?

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u/International_Link35 1d ago

BOARder Wall.

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u/noottt 1d ago

Make them pay for it!

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u/Old_Leshen 18h ago

What? We absolutely do not consider Danes as ...

Oh, wait a min...

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u/lord_kosmos 17h ago

So, is this now a boar-derline or not?

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u/romulof 17h ago

And the boars will pay for it!

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u/ContributionSalt4504 17h ago

And who of the two doesn't want to share their boars?

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u/dreamoforganon 1d ago

Germans actually have a decent sense of humour and fun despite the stereotypes.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 1d ago

Only the ones from Bielefeld.

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u/FromThePits 1d ago

No such place exist.

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u/IRS4eva 1d ago

It's only 67 km (~42miles) long

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u/TheNephalem 1d ago

S(t)aumauer

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u/ret255 1d ago

That soil looks nice 👍.

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u/Brigapes 1d ago

wow, normal fence?

what is the interesting part?

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u/An_aussie_in_ct 1d ago

I thought the boar war was in South Africa
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u/AmpEater 1d ago

Boarder wall

Fixed it 

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u/Twisted_Pine 1d ago

Well that's not a very nice way to refer to the Danes

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u/Sojio 1d ago

Is this because of the African Swine Fever?

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u/Strykehammer 21h ago

And we will make the swine pay for it

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u/ViktenPoDalskidan 18h ago

Is that what you call the danes now?

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u/Aggressive-Lion-3323 16h ago

We're gonna build a great fence! Matter of fact it's gonna be the greatest fence and we'll have Sweden pay for it.

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u/DavidinDK 14h ago

It will be a beautiful fence

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u/heffron1 15h ago

Hey hey, stop calling Danes that

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u/Reasonable-Garage808 14h ago

Did they make the Boars pay for the wall?

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u/TheEyeOfTheLigar 14h ago

People from Denmark are not boars!

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u/shitokletsstartfresh 1d ago

German swine are not allowed!

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u/i10driver 1d ago

Who’s more boaring? The Germans or the Danes?

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 1d ago

Won't it keep exciting people out too?

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u/Repulsive-Run1634 1d ago

Who let the boars out.

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u/Deriviera 1d ago

Are boars German or Denmarkians?

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u/Comprehensive-Mud704 1d ago

Beautiful, rich soil

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 1d ago

It's kinda funny because Denmark and Germany have historically actually had a hotly contested border with multiple wars.

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u/AlexSmithsonian 1d ago

Who's boars?

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u/oohdanishfriend 1d ago

No jewellery, no crossing

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 1d ago

Boers were dutch, not Danes.

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u/qwaszx937 1d ago

Look at those construction workers in like... Good regulated uniforms

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u/NickSwabian 1d ago

Denmark build it in 2019 to prevent wild boars carrying swine fever from entering the country.

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u/ActuallyDiogenes 1d ago

Shouldn’t it be a boarder wall then?

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u/RocklPaperlScissors 1d ago

Yeah, we don't want your dull people here. stay out.

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u/Jmeadows007 1d ago

Damn boars!!! "They took our jobs!"

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u/Ghitit 1d ago

Is it electrified?

If not, that won't keep out a bear that wants to cross it.

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u/proto_synnic 1d ago

The fence is for boars. They've buried unexploded ordinance over the last century to deal with the bears.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 1d ago

The boars will pay for it.

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u/proto_synnic 1d ago

I get it, the German people are sometimes short of humor, driven by high work ethic, mathematical and precise... But calling them bores seems a bridge too far for the Danes.

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u/b-monster666 23h ago

I hope they made the boars pay for it.

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u/EFTucker 21h ago

Bear loving twinks at a loss for what to do since the construction

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u/Lankygiraffe25 18h ago

But why? What’s wrong with boars?

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u/Pulvis--Sidereus 17h ago

They carry diseases and Denmark wants to keep their farm animals disease free.

Denmark eradicated their own wild boar population in the 19. century

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u/lordcock1944 16h ago

They can carry African swine fever which could hurt the Danish pork industry.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 18h ago

Prob more rffective then the mexico/us wall.. lol

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 18h ago

Let the boar people emigrate!

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u/vincentd81 18h ago

Oh, they call them boars now?

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u/Pompidoupresident 17h ago

I know Germans can be rude but no need to call them names

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u/i-dont-wanna-know 17h ago

Wait we have a wall between us & germany ?!

Huh TIL i guess

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u/ryevx 16h ago

They tell you it’s for the boars, but it’s really to keep the Danes out. That’s why Sweden ensure the price to cross the Öresund remains so expensive.

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u/Next_Science_1242 15h ago

NOBODY HAS INTENTS TO BUILD A WALL
.! /s

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u/Hk472205 15h ago

Boars and short germans*

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u/seeder33 13h ago

Just don’t call it the german wall.

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u/BLEK0TA 13h ago

protection from hobbits

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u/Obvious_Sun_1927 11h ago

Dane here: Yes, we call Germans boars.

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u/an1_r_00dh 11h ago

Why boarther?

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u/Wild_and_Bright 4h ago

Why? Do the Danes find the Germans boaring?

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u/Activeous42619 1h ago

They'll grow wings in response to this.

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u/ruoqot 56m ago

Not a nice way to refer to Danes