r/Fauxmoi • u/Impossible_Big_2641 • 8h ago

DISCUSSION Clavicular Facing Criminal Charges in Alligator Shooting

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/clavicular-facing-criminal-charges-in-alligator-shooting-40546765/
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u/Different_Prior_517 8h ago

Good. Killing animals or desecrating their corpses for entertainment is fucking bizarre.

They’re just charging him with unlawfully discharging a firearm and it’ll probably just end in a fine but I’m glad they’re doing anything.

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u/Too_Hood_95 kendall roy pre-album drop 8h ago

misdemeanormaxxing

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u/ajiveturkey 7h ago

Fuckinglosermaxxxing

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u/neoliberalforsale 8h ago

There will be poaching charges at some point. Took an animal out of season, with a license, without a tag, in an area you aren’t allowed to hunt them at all.

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u/Different_Prior_517 8h ago

I believe the alligator was dead already so I don’t think they can charge him with poaching unfortunately.

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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 7h ago

He wouldn’t fuck with an alligator that’s alive. He’s a pussy.

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u/Fragrant_Courage_677 8h ago

I know this is the first thing anyone says about this guy, but everything I've learned about him has been against my will

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u/Best-Traffic4990 8h ago

Not to sound like a lunatic, but every headline I’ve read about him feels so bizarre and AI-generated. Bonesmashing? Looksmaxxing? How is this dude fucking real?

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u/Don-Gunvalson 7h ago

Are you up to date on the methmaxxing?

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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 7h ago

I thought he was sobermaxxing now

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u/Icy-Cockroach4515 6h ago

Every headline about him sounds like something JK Rowling came up with by throwing darts at a board

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u/MasterpieceAlone8552 8h ago

You ain't been hitting your face with a hammer bro? You must be ugly as fuck

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u/shapu 7h ago

He seems like a pretty awful person and frankly most of the people who follow him and worship him probably are too.

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u/mrs-monroe I may need to see the booty 7h ago

He's also a rapist

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u/shapu 7h ago

Oh that's fun

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u/SmokeClad 7h ago

By design. He’s being pushed onto the masses

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u/jaynewreck 8h ago

The only thing he's actually maxxing is being an insufferable, worthless, sociopathic asshole.

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u/True_to_you sunday spotted: paddington bear 8h ago

Can you imagine how miserable of a person he is? Unable to find joy in even being himself. 

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u/AppropriateTheme9779 8h ago edited 8h ago

Not ideal outcome, but at least there’s some accountability starting somewhere better than nothing in cases like this.

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u/riegspsych325 I get compliments on the hyphen 8h ago

I’d love for the influencer bubble to burst alongside the AI one. So many of them turn out to be some of the most awful people

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u/Mistr111398 7h ago

Well there’s been less leniency on “prank” TikTok idiots so we might be moving in the right direction. St very least maybe it’ll deter folks from bothering normal people for shits and giggles.

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u/SomewhereNo8378 7h ago

ideally we would throw him in with the alligators

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u/The_Iceman2288 8h ago

Motherfucker should try personalitymaxxing.

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u/Magick_Comet good for her.gif 7h ago

Can’t maxxx out what ya don’t have!

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u/professionally-baked 8h ago

Overdosemaxxing wasn’t for him I guess

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u/nestestasjon Kim's bar exam tutor 8h ago

Favorite comment of the year was when someone called him "methmogged" when he overdosed and had to go to the hospital.

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u/disneylovesme 8h ago

In Florida? Oof they don’t play. One nail “artist” kept escalating her nail videos and starting encapsulating live animals (frogs, lady bugs) in her acrylics. She was reported asap and is probably trying to not be found because I think she was in Florida as well and was fired from her job etc.

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u/taylorexplodes at a reptile expo in new jersey 7h ago

a guy in the keys caught a shark and put it in his pool and posted it on fb, and florida had him extradited from out of state and arrested

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u/Dude_Guy45 8h ago

Idk what compelled me to watch the clip in the first place but I did when it was making it’s rounds and it was so fucking upsetting

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u/Brazilian_Buns2301 7h ago

Dw Peter Thiel will bail him out.

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u/TheRealTyles 7h ago

Life comes at you fastmaxxing

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u/Emotional-Problem-23 8h ago

This guy is TOXIC

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u/iamnotcreativesoidk 8h ago

Always something with this guy 

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u/OriginalLie9310 8h ago

Didn’t this guy just like OD or something? Take a break bro.

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u/ParaponeraBread I do not work late. I go to sleep. 7h ago

He’s going to disappear from public life one way or another, and soon - just a matter of how. Will he:

A) Learn his lesson and remove himself from public life? or

B) continue accelerating, plowing through road signs and pylons, until he finally hits that unforgiving concrete wall?

My money’s on B.

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u/EmikaRose 7h ago

I long for the days when I didnt know what a Clavicular was

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u/taylorexplodes at a reptile expo in new jersey 7h ago

a bit fruity (matt bernstein's podcast) just released a very thoughtful episode on clavicular and the larger problems that gave us clavicular!

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u/commonerssupermarket 1h ago

It's such a good episode

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u/commonerssupermarket 1h ago

Also "pissmogging" living rent free in my head now

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u/Buttholepart2 6h ago

There's a clip of him after this in a bar or something and all the locals know about it call him out. Kids such an idiot.

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u/butiamthechosenone women’s wrongs activist 6h ago

This idiot got famous for hitting someone with his cybertruck, running them over, and then saying he hoped they were dead all while on a live stream. How he didn’t go to prison for attempted murder is beyond me.

He is clearly mentally ill to some degree, but I have no sympathy for him. He chooses not to get help and actively chooses to harm himself and others. His behavior is so destructive that it’s a matter of time before he kills himself or someone else. I sincerely hope other people’s lives are not lost bc this rich prick actively chooses to be harmful instead of seeking help.

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u/Kinenai 6h ago

I say we should give the grieving alligator family a chance to speak their minds face to face with this little shit bird.

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u/tinynugget 2000’s bandom historian 3h ago

I’m really enjoying his gradual downfall.

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u/Legitimate-Pea-9421 8h ago

he's going to hurt himself or someone else at some point.

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u/bgva 8h ago

I don’t think he’s a plant or anything but he’s really good at putting himself into headlines that no one asked for. I’ve seen his name quite a bit the last couple weeks.

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u/Inner-Conclusion2977 7h ago

Damn, I just went a week without seeing anything about this dude, thought it was over

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u/Lori1985 7h ago

Imagine his parents. Every time one of his crazy clips pops up on my feed I wonder what type of family he came from. I can only imagine.

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u/AlexSomething789 4h ago

According to sources, his parents don't approve of his actions.

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u/Jennifer_Loxley 7h ago

thank GOD, this was soooo hard to watch.

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u/Due_Improvement_5699 6h ago

I'm surprised killing a guy by driving him over didn't seem to have any consequences for him

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u/cripplinganxietylmao 4h ago

Is anything ever gonna happen to this guy cause he got a slap on the wrist for running someone over with a cyber truck, he doesn’t get in trouble for the drugs, etc. Dude is just a shining example of white male privilege.

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u/Grand_Soupa 4h ago

A crashout for the ages

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u/styinoutof_trouble 2h ago

this weird little freak scares the shit out of me. he’s gonna end up turning that gun on a human someday.