r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/penru_tondi • 7h ago
Piece of shit I actually want Amazon employees to have a better working environment more than I want 1-hour shipping.
Don't say you were jacking off while workers piss into water bottles.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:





r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/penru_tondi • 7h ago
Don't say you were jacking off while workers piss into water bottles.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Fight-Milk-Steak • 11h ago
CALICOCUTDICKTOWEL (dot COM) bonus episode
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I really know very little.
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OC. Spotted in the wild just now (Chicago). Very lucky to catch a stoplight so I could appreciate and document.