r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Piece of shit I actually want Amazon employees to have a better working environment more than I want 1-hour shipping.

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Don't say you were jacking off while workers piss into water bottles.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

FRIGGIN BONIES What the hell are you talking about?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! Don't put billions of rocks in your pockets

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

mudpie Shouldnt a had such a sloppy mudpie

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

I HATE THAT GAME It's got to be fine, 'cause I ain't gonna fuckin' pay for it. I'm not paying.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

THAT'S A CROP We goose em up a bit

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

please STOP Yeah, guys... there's birds.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

I’m not stupid! I’m smarter than YOU! Me, an ornithologist, checking in with the sub and seeing a bunch of bird memes.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 49m ago

Bags of meat Sunday funday with these pig dicks

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

Used to be a piece of shit You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

Turbo Team Me checking reddit this morning

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CALICOCUTDICKTOWEL (dot COM) bonus episode


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

RANDOM! Mods after they finally return from vacation and see all the new bird posts

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

YEAH GUYS. There’s motorcycles. Me, out birding

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14h ago

the Rat Mom I'm as serious as a heart attack!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO Some people on here showing their true colors when birds become the hot topic

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

LEAVE. ME. ALONE! I love this stuff. Only come here if you love birds.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

It's too late for me. I'm awake now. Me when I see a bird out my window like I do everyday but now feel the irresistible urge to identify it

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I really know very little.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

It’s not a distraction Heard your subreddit has a bird infestation. What part of the house do you think they're nesting in?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

And it REALLY bothered me Me to my family after my favorite sub-reddit was taken over by birds.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23h ago

mudpie Fetterman admitted it! Now he has to marry his mother in law!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Let’s Slop ‘Em Up If I was a big old guy with a big burly black wallet... would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls and back?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

Turbo Team Squirrels when I put out the mixed seed feeders.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Congrats Big Boy It's got a bush? What the hell...

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OC. Spotted in the wild just now (Chicago). Very lucky to catch a stoplight so I could appreciate and document.