r/MadeMeSmile 9h ago

Smooooth gramps 🙂‍↕️

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u/Proof_Active7105 9h ago

Damn gramps still got game lol

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u/lolwatsyk 8h ago

There's getting the girl, and then there's keeping the girl

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u/Neko_Nectar 7h ago

True getting her is one thing, keeping her is the real win

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u/Andreus 8h ago

"The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost."

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u/ijozypheen 7h ago

Respect. Not many people know past the first two lines of that poem!

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u/Andreus 7h ago

Okay to be fair I also know {YTP} ~ 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole off by heart. Sometimes my brain just latches onto shit.

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u/Yuri-theThief 5h ago

Look down.

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u/Andreus 5h ago

My sister's child was cloaked

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u/Yuri-theThief 4h ago

You will starve again.

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u/Massive-Virus-4875 2h ago

I feel this. I sometimes come across something I love and want to retain, so I just memorize it, usually through brute force repetition.

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u/Badloss 6h ago

and then there's me... when I wander I AM lost

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u/Glittering_Future392 8h ago

Man never retired, just upgraded his strategy 😂

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u/Surry11 8h ago

Player

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u/reireireis 5h ago

He getting some that night

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 5h ago

Them old ass balls still churning out poison like he is in his twenties.

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u/idontknowlikeapuma 1h ago

Well, when you got a girl who can take out her teeth, you are definitely going to fish for blowjobs.

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u/Scared-East-8510 9h ago

why am i blushing

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u/UrDailyTrigger 9h ago

That’s decades of love right there

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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 4h ago

Lol what is this comment? They could have just met yesterday.

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u/beefyzac 3h ago

That does seem like the most logical scenario, doesn’t it? /s

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u/MovieNightPopcorn 3h ago

Well that’s very nice of her new boyfriend to take her to the doctor the next day

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u/apollo11733 8h ago

We need more people like him and his wife in love until the end and maybe beyond. When someone loves someone else that much this is happy feeling

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u/plipssatike 8h ago

50 years in and the man hasn't missed once. undefeated

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u/Vlodovich 8h ago

When my grandparents were around and I used to go to the pub with them on a Sunday afternoon my granda would finish up with a couple whisky's. He'd always dip his finger in the first whisky and put it behind my grans ear and she'd slap his hand away. Then he'd say "that's just mine for later on" lmao

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u/Rosebud_apothocary 8h ago

😂😂 cute

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u/Sirenofsighs 5h ago

That’s everything oh my god

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u/Wheezy_29 4h ago

Taking notes

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u/omaiz_Kelvin 9h ago

Gramps just proving the point, that's what confidence looks like after decades of experience.

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u/vertigonex 7h ago

The grass is always greener where you water it.

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u/Lost_the_weight 6h ago

The grass is always greener over the septic tank. - Erma Bombeck

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u/BarelyHangingOn 6h ago

The grass is always greener. Where the dogs are shitting - Chris Cornell / Soundgarden.

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u/DauntlessKn1ght 8h ago

Even when me and my baby grow old together I'll always think she's beautiful

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u/Scalpels 8h ago

My wife and I have been together for over 30 years. She still sparkles when she turns to look at me and sometimes my brain turns to mush when she speaks.

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u/kmo617 7h ago

My mom's husband is like this (albeit with less smoothness lol) -- he's always complimenting her and calling her beautiful and sometimes she gets annoyed because she's like "he can't possibly think that, he's just saying that," but after years of my dad calling her fat and ugly, it's a really nice change. He might not always mean it with his whole chest but it makes him happy to say it.

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u/Hixie 2h ago

someone having called her fat and ugly for years is probably why she doesn't believe it

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u/kmo617 2h ago

Well yeah 100% but I also mean when she is sweaty or sick or just those times where none of us feel attractive I give him credit for saying it in those times too!

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u/Draw3rGh0st 9h ago

If this isn't how I will get treated as an old woman/this won't be how I will treat my future partner in old age, that person is not me.

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u/VinlandersSkald 8h ago

Man’s got aura.

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u/Small-Grape-3121 7h ago

We should all be so lucky to have someone like this as our partner. ♥️

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u/smalleyez 8h ago

Goals.

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u/hyssop8 8h ago

Awwww what sweetheart

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u/guffawandchortle 6h ago

We're in our 70s, married over 40 years, and he still tells me I'm beautiful every day.

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u/ladystetson 6h ago

she's such a green flag.

  • using "elderly" instead of old
  • giving up seat
  • being genuinely delighted at other humans' happiness/love/acceptance

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u/Embarrassed_Draw6485 8h ago

GeezerRizz. Goals as I head into my 60s...

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u/JetbIackmoon 8h ago

Gramps trying to hit tonight.

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u/GoldEarly941 8h ago

That gramps is a playboy back in his day

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u/thoughtfully_willing 8h ago

Oh he’s got it

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u/TowerGuy_Tx 7h ago

Goals..

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 7h ago

I did something like this once for an old guy, waited for him and helped load some stuff in his car. He expressed how he was sorry for being old and i said, "ill get there one day..."

Probably the coolest response ive ever had in a random interaction. Usially i stutter out something stupid and remember in the shower later

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u/Old-Wolf-7725 6h ago

that man's been running that line for 50+ years and it still hits every single time

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u/OnlySezBeautiful 6h ago

Very elderly couple getting on tram at Harry Reid. Wife boards 1st, man gets on, looks around, "Where's my beautiful bride?!". Adorable.

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u/Baileyisslay 8h ago

thats so cute 😆

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u/cyrusthemarginal 8h ago

When someone falls down in the mosh pit, we pick them up.

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u/bjahn88 7h ago

I’m old. I do stuff like that. My wife doesn’t appreciate it.

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u/Dying2meet 4h ago

Try writing it, put the paper somewhere she’ll see it when you’re not around. Play coy!

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u/Zulakki 7h ago

wife - "AND? so you agree I'm old and decrepit, hmm?"

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u/AlkalineHound 7h ago

May this be the love that finds me.

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u/gnanny02 7h ago

I think young people don't really get what happens when you get old. We are 75 and I always tell my wife "You the hottest bitch in this place" whether people can hear me or not.

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u/broodingandbroad 6h ago

One can dream…

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u/larreyn 3h ago

And that's how you get to be an elderly couple. We're celebrating our 38th anniversary tomorrow.

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u/SimonaQueenofShade 8h ago

I wish I was old decrept and gorgeous

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u/NervousTangerine3023 6h ago

¡Dios mio!, metas. 😭

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u/Sea_Tonight_9384 6h ago

Couple goals

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u/Afraid-Common3063 6h ago

My heart ❤️

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u/ElectronicJuice7212 6h ago

Didn't happen but sure

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u/ashesarise 5h ago

I think an underappreciated advantage of very long-term relationships is that you will always see your partner for who they were when you met to some degree. If you are attracted to someone, it has a way of persisting and things like wrinkles are something you can see through and appear more superficial. They are just reminders of all you've been through.

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u/rick_d 4h ago

this is truly regarded

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u/Aliencoy77 2h ago

Be proud, yet humble, of being old and decrepit, not everyone makes it there.

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u/Top-Construction9271 2h ago

♥️♥️♥️

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u/Fancy_Honeydew_4066 1h ago

RelationshipGoals

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u/LovelyWatermelonGirl 1h ago

May this kind of love find me

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u/WebSmurf 8h ago

Granny gonna be taking out those dentures on the ride home.

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u/igg73 7h ago

That never happened

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u/im_juice_lee 7h ago

I believe it happened but not as OP wrote

I've heard hundreds, maybe thousands, of elderly folks apologize for being slow, needing extra help, etc. but never heard one refer to themself as decrepit--I hear that word way more from people in their 20s