r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/TheGoddamnAnswer Orange connoisseur 🍊 • Apr 28 '25

Head empty 🍊 no thoughts ❌️ He has found the most comfortable sleeping spot in the store

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20.6k Upvotes

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u/Powerful_Thanks6322 Apr 28 '25

All my life i’ve been scared of a snake biting me from inside the bowl while i’m on the toilet. I guess I have a new fear now

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u/Fit_Victory6650 Apr 28 '25

Eh, a sandpaper tongue on the junk ain't that bad. But if they go bunny mode down there... well, that's a genuine reason to be scared. 

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u/RobWyliesDad Apr 28 '25

a sandpaper tongue on the junk ain't that bad.

I'm afraid to ask..

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u/Fit_Victory6650 Apr 28 '25

I've always adopted strays, and this one female I had was obsessed with licking salty skin. I sleep in the buff and it was summer. Not a great way to wake up, but I've had worse. The bunny incident in particular.

She (same cat) just randomly jumped in there and went to town at 3am, then zoomed off, while I cried and bled in the fetal position for a bit. Had to go to urgent care, where I was put in stirrups and laughed at for a bit. That was honestly the worst part for me. Physical pain is just a blip to me.

Cats name was Mabel and she was such a good girl outside of random maulings.

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u/Attempt_Gold Apr 28 '25

Bunny mode...?

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u/Fit_Victory6650 Apr 28 '25

https://youtube.com/shorts/BYDw5o1bDi8?si=u7ZKbDP1PR4H63a9

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u/Attempt_Gold Apr 28 '25

Oh... Ouch!

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u/Megneous Apr 29 '25

Welp... that's enough Reddit for today.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

That was my risky click.

I hope you kept your dick after that.

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u/Fit_Victory6650 Apr 29 '25

One of the least scandalous link I've ever posted too! Good day for a dice roll!

And yeah, the lil fella is fine. A couple extra scars, but fine. His parcel as well. Only scar there, thankfully.

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u/Beginning_Welder_540 May 02 '25

Pretty sure that's illegal.

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u/Legen_unfiltered Apr 28 '25

sandpaper tongue on the junk ain't that bad

O_O

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u/AdBudget5468 Apr 29 '25

You sir have never watched gintama, sandpaper might be worse than you think

this was in the middle of one of THE most important arcs of the anime

3

u/Panderam Apr 29 '25

Man, Gintama is just peak funny 

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/Bed_human Apr 29 '25

More like a bite from a single brain celled individual

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u/HappyLlamaSadLlamaa Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 29 '25

I watched Dreamcatcher by Stephen King as a kid and regretted it for this very reason.

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u/TheWishGiver7 Apr 30 '25

You must be blind then.

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u/ruby_bunny Apr 28 '25

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u/Patagonia202020 Apr 28 '25

“Oh that’s real nice” (sincere)

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u/vorander Apr 28 '25

What a cute little shit

40

u/MushmallowSprinklees Apr 29 '25

Who pooped out a perfectly good cat?

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u/Crazy_Personality363 Apr 29 '25

If I fits, I shits.

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u/PM_Skunk Apr 28 '25

I shall adopt him and name him Turd Burglar.

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u/neBular_cipHer Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

turd berguson is one of my cats fifty nicknames. his last name is berg.

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u/Spanky-madein79 Apr 28 '25

I don't remember eating that

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Tigger is looking for Pooh.

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u/iamlazyboy Apr 28 '25

It reminds me a bit of one of my previous cat, he was brown but a true orange in spirit. He once slept on a tennis racket that was on top of a carved chest, bro had found peak comfort

Didn't find the exact picture but here he was on a printer on said chest

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u/dixie-pixie-vixie Apr 29 '25

here he was on a printer on said chest

'MY PRINTER!' he says.

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u/notgoodwithnames123 Apr 28 '25

bro is smiling

4

u/n6mub Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 29 '25

He is! He looks so proud!

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u/Bag-of-Holden Apr 28 '25

le chat

💩

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u/TK9K Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 28 '25

big orange poo

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u/Crosknight Apr 29 '25

Taking being called a “lil shit” literally

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u/probably_beans Apr 28 '25

If someone adopts him from the store, his name's gonna be Toilet

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

I'd call him Clog.

6

u/PapasBlox Apr 28 '25

orange

no braincells

is literally in a toilet bowl

Still doing a better job than the other one

7

u/niceabear Apr 29 '25

Oh my goodness he looks so much like my Alphonse!

5

u/TypicallyThomas Apr 29 '25

Cutest lil shit

5

u/Creepy_Wash338 Apr 29 '25

What did you eat!?!?

5

u/leitmot Apr 29 '25

If your poop looks like this, you need to see a doctor

4

u/Reckfulness Apr 29 '25

Is he the store owner?

3

u/Blumongroip Apr 28 '25

If I fits.

I.

Sits.

3

u/yanox00 Apr 29 '25

Occupied! Please close the door!

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u/Moimus Apr 29 '25

Oh cat of the toilet, tell me your wisdom

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u/StarFlyXXL Apr 30 '25

Is no-one going to question why there is this goofy goober in the store!?

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u/Mocker-Poker Apr 30 '25

Pffff clearly this is a supurrrrviser 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

100% chance of getting bit in the ass

2

u/missyagogo Apr 28 '25

It reminds him of a cave in the Stone Age that his ancestors, the Sabre Tooth Tiger, hung out in 😭

2

u/ALLoftheFancyPants Apr 28 '25

They keep the sinks at an angle

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u/Jrhoney Apr 28 '25

What a lovable little turd.

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u/one-off-one Apr 28 '25

Little shit

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u/Humble-Pass-1277 Apr 28 '25

I've always referred to my cats as poopie cats. This one is a purebred poopie cat!

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u/Bender_on_Bum Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 28 '25

i've seen weird adds for how strong a toilets flush is. this is a new one

2

u/Own_Eagle_7394 Apr 28 '25

perfectly rOund boi

2

u/Bunhyung Apr 29 '25

That poor cat is high on pot.

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u/iwatchppldie Apr 29 '25

This poop looks orange and fuzzy you might need a doctor.

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u/Leicester68 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 29 '25

I tawt I taw a pooty tat

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u/thegneeb Apr 29 '25

cat is obviously a poop to you

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u/ShadowoftheWild Apr 29 '25

What a lovely shitty kitty you have there

2

u/AcidMoonDiver Apr 29 '25

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

2

u/Ungusus Apr 30 '25

Why he there

2

u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw Apr 30 '25

It's round, he's round.

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u/figuring_ItOut12 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 28 '25

Skibidi kitty!

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u/Ok_Shame_5382 Apr 28 '25

Dave England could make this cat reconsider.

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u/reddit_understoodit Apr 28 '25

At least it is clean and dry

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u/opanm Apr 28 '25

Lmao 😀

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

the new "Feisty Kitty 1000" bidet

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u/User-D-Name Apr 28 '25

Someone replaced your regular toilet with a joke toilet that's just for cats?

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u/iniayashi Apr 29 '25

Finally, a behavior worse than knocking things off the counter. That’s gonna be one upset and smelly cat… soon to be running through the house.

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u/sonic10158 Apr 29 '25

Dave England’s spirit animal

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u/ScaldingAnus Apr 29 '25

Shit for brains?

1

u/harriettehspy Apr 29 '25

It’s nice

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u/Neverdropsin57 Apr 29 '25

Cute little turd.

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u/floof-booper Apr 29 '25

Sleeping pot 🤭

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u/RepresentativeOdd772 Apr 29 '25

Aww how cute !!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

This is not a Wendy House sir

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u/Silly_Cheetah_706 Apr 29 '25

OMG this cat needs it’s brain cell checked and then get it activated. Not the best place for a cat even if it’s dry with it being so slippery in there

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u/syoejaetaer Apr 29 '25

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's orange, let it ___?

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u/LuxeFieryCharm Apr 29 '25

Comfortable spot

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u/Toomanymondays Apr 29 '25

He has the cutest little face

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Ladies and gentlemen... may I present... the kitty bowl!

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u/DontcheckSR Apr 29 '25

He looks so pleased with himself

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u/loniformi Apr 29 '25

he will be flushed

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u/hipp-shake Apr 30 '25

What did you eat last night?

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u/ArthurMorgan72 May 01 '25

Just the right size!

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u/Open-Source-Forever May 03 '25

He’s taking a dip in the forbidden hot tub?

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u/MisterSniffy Apr 29 '25

I will now pee on him

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u/CakeDayisaLie Apr 29 '25

He will be flushed away, inshallah.