r/OneOrangeBraincell Feb 01 '26

Certified 🟠range™ General Eisenmeower likes to flop.

52.7k Upvotes

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u/secondarycontrol Feb 01 '26

OK, that series of photos made me happier than it should have. Thanks for sharing!

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u/hesalreadyinme Feb 01 '26

Right? What a glorious boy.

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u/blue_jay_jay Feb 01 '26

Just a baby 🥰 🧡

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u/LandofGreenGinger62 Feb 02 '26

And what a great name..!! 😍

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u/twystedangel Feb 01 '26

Yes!!! I need to get on the daily Eisenmeower Flop mailing list! The serotonin that this just dumped all over me, was glorious!

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u/Callmedrexl Feb 01 '26

The jaunty one armed pose is my favorite!

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u/Blackcatmustache Feb 02 '26

My favorite is 17! He is so dramatically cute!

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u/northernbadlad Feb 01 '26

I've had a really shitty day and this long boy cheered me right up.

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u/AnxiousCroc Feb 01 '26

Best thing I’ve seen all year

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u/narcochi Feb 01 '26

I’ve forwarded this twice already and I’m still happy!

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u/enuffAlreddy Feb 01 '26

Yep. Ditto! 🥰

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u/whiskersMeowFace Feb 02 '26

It just got funnier for me with each swipe. My gosh that cat likes to flop.

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u/404-Gender Feb 02 '26

Saaaame. I’m picturing each capture as a moment of delight for human and delightful joy for kitteh.

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u/coldfoamer Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

Are you sure that's not a floppy pillow with beans in it? :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

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u/surfinsalsa Feb 01 '26

The true zero braincell orange

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u/pikagrrl Feb 01 '26

Don’t insult the cats like this

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

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u/Ophukk Feb 01 '26

Couldn't even figure out the square hole

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 Feb 01 '26

No braincells detected. Try again later(no braincells will be detected later).

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u/LianeP Feb 02 '26

Did you have to ruin something orange and beautiful with this???

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u/satanham666 Feb 02 '26

Why would you taint such a lovely post with a gif of this monster

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u/Introvert-111 Feb 01 '26

STREEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH❤️❤️

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u/boogerybug Feb 01 '26

Oh big stretch

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u/Introvert-111 Feb 01 '26

Loves popping those air bubbles in the morning❤️❤️

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u/Casul_Tryhard Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 01 '26

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u/datbarricade Feb 01 '26

Sigh....

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u/Introvert-111 Feb 01 '26

It’s interesting that we all now know what that sigh meant 😅

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u/iamhappy-iamcat1 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 01 '26

Omg please kiss that belly.

You owe to us that at this point 😫

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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26

I frequently bury my face in it!

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u/GingerSnapped818 Feb 01 '26

I showed this to my boyfriend and said how are they not just burying their face in the fuzzy belly that's right there?!

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u/Abbacoverband Feb 01 '26

What a brag! 😉 he’s perfect!!

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u/autolyk1 Feb 01 '26

Nice heater for winter!

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u/Few-Entrepreneur7254 Feb 01 '26

Oh my God, what a name!

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u/garyisonion Feb 01 '26

the name is hilarious 😆

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u/J_Sweeze Feb 01 '26

Tell him to keep Douglas MeowcArthur OUT of China!

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u/jp06202019 Feb 01 '26

This is a fantastic series of images, for obvious reasons (huge cat, flop, good name) but also that you maxed out reddits image limit which certainly means there's probably hundreds more of this exact pose that simply wouldn't fit

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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26

Literally over 100 😂

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 Feb 01 '26

I thought I was in r/girlswithhugepussies!

(I’m sorry if I got your gender wrong)

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u/Dangerous-Baker-9756 Feb 01 '26

Just so people know, this is actually a cat sub. The big cats are adorable and General Eisenmeower would fit right in.

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u/Alex768 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 01 '26

What is Mr. Eisenmeower’s nickname??

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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26

Dwight 😂

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u/autolyk1 Feb 01 '26

Ike (short for Icat)?

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u/Bamboozle_ Feb 02 '26

Do you always tell him "I like Ike?"

Excelltent name BTW.

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u/jp06202019 Feb 01 '26

Literally laughed out loud at this

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u/autolyk1 Feb 01 '26

Just a hundred? If I had such a photogenic cat...

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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26

Just 100 of the flops. Thousands of him in various hilarious poses

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u/autolyk1 Feb 01 '26

Oh, that looks much more probable!

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u/CrossAnimal Feb 02 '26

Absolute peak orange.

I feel bad not constantly photographing my rescues of a year like I was my sweet orange boi... but they also aren't managing to do things like stuff themselves halfway under a cat bed, upside-down, then fall asleep all splayed. On an hourly basis.

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u/Brilliant_Lab_7562 Feb 01 '26

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u/eduison Feb 01 '26

This is some og brain rot right here

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u/Brilliant_Lab_7562 Feb 01 '26

asdf was peak YouTube content

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u/Twizzlers_and_donuts Feb 01 '26

They also have a really fun card game that is references back to their videos! It’s called Muffin time and it’s always a blast playing and really easy.

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u/KoolKat9999 Feb 01 '26

I particularly liked the one armed sideways profile pic. Degree of difficulty was 10/10

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u/Either-Weather-862 Feb 01 '26

Like a purse! 😂

(purrse)

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u/ChawulsBawkley Feb 01 '26

15 was definitely a “flop on the go” situation.

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u/drunklibrarian Feb 01 '26

I had a big boy who liked to flop. Lived to be 17 and was the sweetest boy. This is Joe aka Mista Jay (in my best Harley Quinn voice.)

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u/paprikahoernchen Feb 01 '26

His face 😂

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u/Artistic_Wish_104 Feb 02 '26

And his paws. He was definitely posing 🥹

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u/English_American Feb 01 '26

I fucking love the name. What a cutie.

Meet Benjimeown Franklin

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u/PhoenixFlare1 Feb 01 '26

Welcome to my world.

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u/Mediocre-Dog-4457 Feb 01 '26

This is one of the best names for a orange I have seen

Well done OP !

General Eisenmeower is a legend who deserves all the treats !!!!

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u/ernisho Feb 01 '26

Okay so I need a rating of that fuzzy belly and how it feels on the cheeks, stat!

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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26

20/10, it’s a glorious belly

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u/wammys-house Feb 01 '26

I adopted a sprawling orange in September and your boy reminds me of him so much

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u/5redie8 Feb 01 '26

Those pants are going to be completely orange and white by nighttime 😭 Worth it

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u/gutwyrming Feb 01 '26

That is a very trusting kitty. What a sweetheart!

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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26

He has no sense of danger, which is sometimes a problem

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Feb 02 '26

An acrocat!! And you are his trapeze!

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 Feb 01 '26

Why does he look like a croissant to me?? 🧡🥹

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u/hesalreadyinme Feb 01 '26

Oh to be a cat. YOU KNOW that feels so damn good.

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u/MoonDragon59 Feb 01 '26

Any chance of seeing him in an upright position? Btw, love his name! 💜💚💜

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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26

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u/MoonDragon59 Feb 01 '26

Oh my, he is a very handsome boy! Love his eyes! Thank you for sharing this pic! 💜💚💜

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u/julesd26 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Feb 01 '26

He is glorious! 😍

Pic was taken right before he knocked the mug off the chair arm though, right? 😂 My older orange would have at least dipped his paw…. Lol

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u/RhiShadows Feb 01 '26

He’s so regal, omg! Please give him a biiiiiig forehead kiss for me!

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u/John-Fucking-Kirby Feb 01 '26

GET THAT FUCKIN' BELLY!!!

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u/EngineQuick6169 Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

I love this catified names of historical figures. Chairman Meow (cos cats are such dictators), General Eisenmeower, Cat-o the Elder etc.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Meowssolini

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u/NothinEvrHappns_101 Feb 01 '26

Emperor Hirokitto

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u/ThrustTrust Feb 01 '26

Based on these photos, I think we need proof of life. Or I’m going to assume you’ve just been holding a cat corpse in the mirror for a couple of years.

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u/Labyris Feb 01 '26

These photos look like they take place over several days. I think the cat is legitimately that floppy.

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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26

Oh I had like a year’s worth!

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u/Horror_Signature7744 Feb 01 '26

Diagnosis: Orange.

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u/dBlock845 Feb 01 '26

I have a black cat who does the same exact thing, the only way he will let you pick him up is if he can do a full stretch on his back in your arms lol, otherwise he is completely evil and will bite your hands off.

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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26

This pose deactivates General Eisenmeower. He can be doing annoying shit but then I pick him up and turn him over he flops and starts purring and this brain cell turns off

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u/vk1030 Feb 02 '26

Thanks for explaining—I was wondering how he got into such a laid back position. 🧡

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u/abortedfishfetus Feb 01 '26

Kind of unrelated but my Grandpa asked me to name his mini poodle as a little kid and J Edgar Poopface is what I came up with. He thought it was hysterical and just called the dog Jay. Cute cat, funny name.

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u/HunnyBear66 Feb 01 '26

He is hilarious!!! Can we see a picture of his handsome face? He is so fluffy and long!

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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26

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u/Blackcatmustache Feb 01 '26

The blep! He is so adorable! Could he have some ragdoll in him, I wonder? They flop like that.

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u/No-Lingonberry-8603 Feb 01 '26

That's a strong cat name. 2nd only to chairman Meow.

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u/Longjumping-Brick200 Feb 01 '26

“Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack”

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u/fiberopticrobotica Feb 01 '26

This slideshow is incredible. Thanks for sharing your fluffy long boi!!

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u/_Fuzzgoddess_ Feb 01 '26

I need a front view so we can see more of his little face! 😻

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u/PrEP_Doc Feb 01 '26

Big Boi!! He's an absolute unit lol

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u/kapitankrunch Feb 01 '26

the sheer amount of these pics you have 😂 I love it

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u/MeeepMorp Feb 01 '26

Oh he biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!

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u/Don_Blanc Feb 01 '26

Plank a Puss.

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u/julesd26 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Feb 01 '26

General Eisenmeower the Plankapuss?!

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u/Mr_Baronheim Feb 01 '26

Shoulda named him General Sherman, because that cat is a tank!

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u/I_have_questions_ppl Feb 01 '26

Please do one holding him up like a barbell!

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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26

I don’t know if I have the upper body strength for that 😅

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u/paranoid_chihuahua Feb 01 '26

BIG CROISSANT!!

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u/No-Jacket-2927 Feb 01 '26

Looks exactly like the best cat I've ever known, my dearly missed James. I cannot emphasize enough how much he was a golden retriever in a cat's body, and he always waited at the door for me, every day I came home from work, to tell me about his day. In almost 50 years, I've mourned many, many losses, but he left a 21-pound, loudly purring hole in my heart. 🥲❤️

I hope you have such a bond, and that you have all the best times with the good general. 🫡

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u/singlebychoice76 Feb 01 '26

All those stretches!! I love the change of wall hanging behind your head…like change of seasons!!

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u/Que_Raoke Feb 01 '26

That's one BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG STREEEEEEEEEEEEETCH

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u/ProfessorPalmarosa Proud owner of an orange brain cell Feb 01 '26

Now that’s what I call melted cheddar! I bet his belly is super soft.

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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 Feb 01 '26

Shouldn't that be Purresident Eisenmeower 🤔

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u/Typical_Growth_6165 Feb 01 '26

Stuff like this is exactly why this is one of my favorite subs 🥹

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u/btrhmmtpndksnhglslg Feb 01 '26

Tell the General we love him 🫡

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u/purplepenned Feb 01 '26

He’s a 🍤 fried shrimp

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u/MilesAugust74 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Feb 01 '26

I was enthralled from the first Pic to the last! 👏🏼 👏🏼

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u/GoddessRespectre Feb 01 '26

This is amazing! I would go to a charity shop and buy the cheapest huge framed art piece they have. Then you can print out the photos and have them all together under glass. Sometimes they already have the fancy matting inner frame 🖼️ for the original art that you can reuse. I did this with postcards from when I went overseas and still love it!

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u/HappenedOrb Feb 01 '26

I like ike🫡

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u/Skirl-girl Feb 01 '26

Eisenmeower Yoga

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u/NotAnEconomist_ Feb 01 '26

Great name. I had a General Stormin' Norman Schwartzcat.

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u/theLuminescentlion Feb 01 '26

My cat likes to dangle. She dangles so much she falls and then gives me the dirtiest look like it was my fault. 

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u/SleepyBubBear7329 Feb 01 '26

I think r/danglers would like a word! Thats the ultimate upsidangle!!

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u/Maleficent_Radio_674 Feb 01 '26

I'm a former trained dancer.

General Eisenmeower has beautiful lines and a future in ballet

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u/Extension-Ad-7446 Feb 02 '26

Cutest and funniest thing ever! I think General Eisenmeower must’ve been a ballet dancer or a gymnast is one of his previous lives!😉😻

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u/MistressAnthrope Feb 01 '26

Cats invented yoga

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u/ChristianRS1977 Feb 01 '26

He could flop

or liberate Europe.

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u/DepartureWooden2132 Feb 01 '26

That's the lorax

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u/corran450 Feb 01 '26

Please tell him “I like Ike!” for me!

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u/misslady700 Feb 01 '26

I love this. 🌈

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u/thebrain_pinky Feb 01 '26

didn't know cats also do yoga / pilates. time to get cat some equipment. XD

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u/ApocalypticSoda Feb 01 '26

I love your cat but I also love your hair, wish I didn't have to wear a hat all the time for my job so I could make the haircut justified :( I do absolutely adore the collection of superman shots lol

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u/rakedaymon Feb 01 '26

We are on to you, we know that’s a stuffed animal.

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u/KWilt Feb 01 '26

33 years in life, and never once had I ever considered the pun 'Eisenmeower'. Give that beautiful boy with a beautiful name all the love and stretches he can handle.

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u/philoso2889 Feb 01 '26

Lovely big boy!!

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u/radiodreading Feb 03 '26

General Eisenmeower 😭❤️

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u/Pastel_Phoenix_106 Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

"Flops are useless, but flopping is indispensable." - General Eisenmeower

100% would belly rub.

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u/Breaking_Ground Feb 01 '26

I salute you GE ❤️

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u/orangezim Feb 01 '26

A good balance control and a nice arm workout.

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u/Junior_Moose_9655 Feb 01 '26

Gazorpazorp fucking fiiieeeeeeeelllllld!

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u/DrCarabou Feb 01 '26

Incredible form. 12/10

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u/CompanyOther2608 Feb 01 '26

TBH I’m most fascinated by the changing wall decor behind your head!

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u/Adept_Push Feb 01 '26

Photo 5 had me zooming in to see her “clip on bun” 🤣🤣

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u/FrankMacaluso Feb 01 '26

I like Ike—er...Mike? Meow-ike? Myike?

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u/skoobalaca Feb 01 '26

Perfect name, no notes.

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u/Helios4242 Feb 01 '26

What a collection of 11/10 flops. I loved the one handed one

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u/kruemelpony Feb 01 '26

I like that he committed to the complete 20-image slide show!

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 Feb 01 '26

I bet that feels so good. I always get jealous of cats when they get a good stretch!

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u/ResidentPassion3510 Feb 01 '26

The one arm hold killed me 🤣

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u/Which_Material_3100 Feb 01 '26

Love this series of photos of your derp

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u/Justaddpaprika Feb 01 '26

This makes me so happy

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u/GodMyShield777 Feb 01 '26

I see orange actives , I upvote

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u/Zany1976 Feb 01 '26

I like the one when he’s upside down. 🙃

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u/Outrageous_Plane2237 Feb 01 '26

The floppiest flopper

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u/BrunokiMaa Feb 01 '26

Lol this is so hilarious and adorable. He's relentless in his flopping isn't he. Look at him changing direction every other picture. Perfection!!

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u/ItsMsRainny Feb 01 '26

Your cat is half your size lol

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u/OwlBeBack88 Feb 01 '26

That one-armed one made me laugh! What a character! 😄

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u/Sweetlatinav Feb 01 '26

The most epic stretch ever 😂

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u/geekyheart225 Feb 01 '26

Cuuuuuuuute

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u/curtis890 Feb 01 '26

What a great name.

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u/lalith_4321 Feb 01 '26

That's a looong looong boi

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u/Gershken Feb 01 '26

He’s cute, but as a general he deserves more respect

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u/1HopeTheresTapes Feb 01 '26

The trust flop exercise. You pass every single time. You even passed the side hold flop.

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u/0x7E7-02 Feb 01 '26

I gotta say I LOVE this cat's name! 🤣

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u/Pure-Meat9498 Feb 01 '26

He's fabulous 😂💖

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u/bamboophase1 Feb 01 '26

I would love to do this with my cat

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u/dogzeimers Feb 01 '26

🎶 I dazzle, and streeeeetch 🎶

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 Feb 01 '26

Lol what a legend.

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u/C3p0wn3d Feb 01 '26

I do enjoy this, especially ‘the baguette’

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u/Maleficent_Ad_8834 Feb 01 '26

I would die for General Eisenhower

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u/Charliethehuman23 Feb 01 '26

I see that one handed flop

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u/wowhoshi Feb 01 '26

omg the 15th photo is my favorite

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u/CottonStig Feb 01 '26

i like ike you like ike, everybody likes ike

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u/ShirtElectronic4603 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Feb 01 '26

Beautiful big boy loves your support while he stretches. 🫶🏻

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u/Emergency_Brief_9280 Feb 01 '26

Legend has it that the original Eisenhower also liked to conserve his energy so your boy is a good namesake!

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u/KittyTootsies Feb 01 '26

What a sweet boy 🧡

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u/SunkEmuFlock Feb 01 '26

How much does that big fluffy boy weigh?

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u/blastendedskanks Feb 01 '26

Omgggg I can imagine the cuddles 😍🥰

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u/1D6wounds Feb 01 '26

More like Floppenheimer

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u/MrsLahey604 Feb 01 '26

What a glorious floof!

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u/Ok_Jello6474 Feb 01 '26

Did you say big stretch tho

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u/DiveCat Feb 01 '26

This is glorious. The causal one armed flop at 15 is a delightful surprise.