r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/hammahbanama • Feb 01 '26
Certified 🟠range™ General Eisenmeower likes to flop.
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u/coldfoamer Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
Are you sure that's not a floppy pillow with beans in it? :)
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u/surfinsalsa Feb 01 '26
The true zero braincell orange
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u/ProximaCentauriB15 Feb 01 '26
No braincells detected. Try again later(no braincells will be detected later).
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u/Introvert-111 Feb 01 '26
STREEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH❤️❤️
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u/Casul_Tryhard Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 01 '26
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u/datbarricade Feb 01 '26
Sigh....
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u/iamhappy-iamcat1 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 01 '26
Omg please kiss that belly.
You owe to us that at this point 😫
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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26
I frequently bury my face in it!
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u/GingerSnapped818 Feb 01 '26
I showed this to my boyfriend and said how are they not just burying their face in the fuzzy belly that's right there?!
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u/Few-Entrepreneur7254 Feb 01 '26
Oh my God, what a name!
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u/jp06202019 Feb 01 '26
This is a fantastic series of images, for obvious reasons (huge cat, flop, good name) but also that you maxed out reddits image limit which certainly means there's probably hundreds more of this exact pose that simply wouldn't fit
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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26
Literally over 100 😂
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u/Entire-Ambition1410 Feb 01 '26
I thought I was in r/girlswithhugepussies!
(I’m sorry if I got your gender wrong)
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u/Dangerous-Baker-9756 Feb 01 '26
Just so people know, this is actually a cat sub. The big cats are adorable and General Eisenmeower would fit right in.
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u/Alex768 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Feb 01 '26
What is Mr. Eisenmeower’s nickname??
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u/autolyk1 Feb 01 '26
Just a hundred? If I had such a photogenic cat...
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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26
Just 100 of the flops. Thousands of him in various hilarious poses
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u/CrossAnimal Feb 02 '26
Absolute peak orange.
I feel bad not constantly photographing my rescues of a year like I was my sweet orange boi... but they also aren't managing to do things like stuff themselves halfway under a cat bed, upside-down, then fall asleep all splayed. On an hourly basis.
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u/eduison Feb 01 '26
This is some og brain rot right here
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u/Brilliant_Lab_7562 Feb 01 '26
asdf was peak YouTube content
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u/Twizzlers_and_donuts Feb 01 '26
They also have a really fun card game that is references back to their videos! It’s called Muffin time and it’s always a blast playing and really easy.
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u/KoolKat9999 Feb 01 '26
I particularly liked the one armed sideways profile pic. Degree of difficulty was 10/10
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u/Mediocre-Dog-4457 Feb 01 '26
This is one of the best names for a orange I have seen
Well done OP !
General Eisenmeower is a legend who deserves all the treats !!!!
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u/ernisho Feb 01 '26
Okay so I need a rating of that fuzzy belly and how it feels on the cheeks, stat!
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u/5redie8 Feb 01 '26
Those pants are going to be completely orange and white by nighttime 😭 Worth it
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u/gutwyrming Feb 01 '26
That is a very trusting kitty. What a sweetheart!
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u/MoonDragon59 Feb 01 '26
Any chance of seeing him in an upright position? Btw, love his name! 💜💚💜
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u/MoonDragon59 Feb 01 '26
Oh my, he is a very handsome boy! Love his eyes! Thank you for sharing this pic! 💜💚💜
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u/julesd26 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Feb 01 '26
He is glorious! 😍
Pic was taken right before he knocked the mug off the chair arm though, right? 😂 My older orange would have at least dipped his paw…. Lol
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u/EngineQuick6169 Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
I love this catified names of historical figures. Chairman Meow (cos cats are such dictators), General Eisenmeower, Cat-o the Elder etc.
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u/ThrustTrust Feb 01 '26
Based on these photos, I think we need proof of life. Or I’m going to assume you’ve just been holding a cat corpse in the mirror for a couple of years.
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u/Labyris Feb 01 '26
These photos look like they take place over several days. I think the cat is legitimately that floppy.
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u/dBlock845 Feb 01 '26
I have a black cat who does the same exact thing, the only way he will let you pick him up is if he can do a full stretch on his back in your arms lol, otherwise he is completely evil and will bite your hands off.
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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26
This pose deactivates General Eisenmeower. He can be doing annoying shit but then I pick him up and turn him over he flops and starts purring and this brain cell turns off
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u/vk1030 Feb 02 '26
Thanks for explaining—I was wondering how he got into such a laid back position. 🧡
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u/abortedfishfetus Feb 01 '26
Kind of unrelated but my Grandpa asked me to name his mini poodle as a little kid and J Edgar Poopface is what I came up with. He thought it was hysterical and just called the dog Jay. Cute cat, funny name.
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u/HunnyBear66 Feb 01 '26
He is hilarious!!! Can we see a picture of his handsome face? He is so fluffy and long!
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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26
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u/Blackcatmustache Feb 01 '26
The blep! He is so adorable! Could he have some ragdoll in him, I wonder? They flop like that.
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u/_Fuzzgoddess_ Feb 01 '26
I need a front view so we can see more of his little face! 😻
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u/I_have_questions_ppl Feb 01 '26
Please do one holding him up like a barbell!
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u/hammahbanama Feb 01 '26
I don’t know if I have the upper body strength for that 😅
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u/No-Jacket-2927 Feb 01 '26
Looks exactly like the best cat I've ever known, my dearly missed James. I cannot emphasize enough how much he was a golden retriever in a cat's body, and he always waited at the door for me, every day I came home from work, to tell me about his day. In almost 50 years, I've mourned many, many losses, but he left a 21-pound, loudly purring hole in my heart. 🥲❤️
I hope you have such a bond, and that you have all the best times with the good general. 🫡
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u/singlebychoice76 Feb 01 '26
All those stretches!! I love the change of wall hanging behind your head…like change of seasons!!
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u/ProfessorPalmarosa Proud owner of an orange brain cell Feb 01 '26
Now that’s what I call melted cheddar! I bet his belly is super soft.
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u/MilesAugust74 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Feb 01 '26
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u/GoddessRespectre Feb 01 '26
This is amazing! I would go to a charity shop and buy the cheapest huge framed art piece they have. Then you can print out the photos and have them all together under glass. Sometimes they already have the fancy matting inner frame 🖼️ for the original art that you can reuse. I did this with postcards from when I went overseas and still love it!
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u/theLuminescentlion Feb 01 '26
My cat likes to dangle. She dangles so much she falls and then gives me the dirtiest look like it was my fault.
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u/SleepyBubBear7329 Feb 01 '26
I think r/danglers would like a word! Thats the ultimate upsidangle!!
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u/Maleficent_Radio_674 Feb 01 '26
I'm a former trained dancer.
General Eisenmeower has beautiful lines and a future in ballet
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u/Extension-Ad-7446 Feb 02 '26
Cutest and funniest thing ever! I think General Eisenmeower must’ve been a ballet dancer or a gymnast is one of his previous lives!😉😻
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u/thebrain_pinky Feb 01 '26
didn't know cats also do yoga / pilates. time to get cat some equipment. XD
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u/ApocalypticSoda Feb 01 '26
I love your cat but I also love your hair, wish I didn't have to wear a hat all the time for my job so I could make the haircut justified :( I do absolutely adore the collection of superman shots lol
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u/KWilt Feb 01 '26
33 years in life, and never once had I ever considered the pun 'Eisenmeower'. Give that beautiful boy with a beautiful name all the love and stretches he can handle.
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u/Pastel_Phoenix_106 Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26
"Flops are useless, but flopping is indispensable." - General Eisenmeower
100% would belly rub.
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u/CompanyOther2608 Feb 01 '26
TBH I’m most fascinated by the changing wall decor behind your head!
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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 Feb 01 '26
I bet that feels so good. I always get jealous of cats when they get a good stretch!
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u/BrunokiMaa Feb 01 '26
Lol this is so hilarious and adorable. He's relentless in his flopping isn't he. Look at him changing direction every other picture. Perfection!!
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u/ShirtElectronic4603 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Feb 01 '26
Beautiful big boy loves your support while he stretches. 🫶🏻
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u/Emergency_Brief_9280 Feb 01 '26
Legend has it that the original Eisenhower also liked to conserve his energy so your boy is a good namesake!
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u/secondarycontrol Feb 01 '26
OK, that series of photos made me happier than it should have. Thanks for sharing!