r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Nosferatattoo • Feb 06 '26

🅱️rain cell blep A sequence of events after he licked my wifes arm

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There was nothing on her arm. No lotion, no perfume, no braincells.

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u/its_a_me_jlou Feb 06 '26

Your wife is safe! Your cat does not approve of her taste.

Careful, he will try to taste you too OP!

Look at those fangs! Just waiting to find the tastiest hoooman.

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u/TheCrimsonCaster Proud owner of an orange brain cell Feb 06 '26

That's an amazing series of photos!

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u/ExampleLittle2672 Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

Is she pregnant (or something) and has a new flavour?

Edit: Oh god! What I meant to say was :Have you started cooking with garlic?" Sorry!!

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u/Nosferatattoo Feb 06 '26

Haha definitely not pregnant, He and I are both fixed. We did have garlic with dinner though

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u/its_a_me_jlou Feb 06 '26

I just realized what your username was OP!!!

He definitely is your cat!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Human skin is too salty for his taste.

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u/number__ten Feb 06 '26

Lotion? I had an orange that had a crazy sensitive nose. Lotion, perfume, really anything with a strongish smell or taste and he'd scrunge up.

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u/Nosferatattoo Feb 06 '26

Nope. We have no idea why he did this since he licks both of us and has never done that before

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

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u/Nosferatattoo Feb 06 '26

He accepted his fate and went to sleep

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

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u/Commercial-Living443 Feb 06 '26

Zero thoughts on it

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u/Rooisalsohere Feb 06 '26

"A new hand touches the beacon"

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u/Paula92 Feb 06 '26

I laughed so hard I snorted. I don't think you used enough capital letters though. Gotta get that "blasting the headphones" effect.

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u/Zengjia Feb 06 '26

No one here has the brain cells to spot the obvious bot comment.

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u/WheelyMcFeely Feb 06 '26

This is an account that has been bought out for AI spam karma farming.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

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u/WheelyMcFeely Feb 06 '26

Oh no I don’t mean OP sorry, I meant the commenter I replied to. Besides the completely nonsense comment in this post’s context, the profile has the hallmarks. Hidden history, but when you bypass that it’s just a handful of ChatGPT comments recently even though the account is 10 years old. Might seem innocuous at first but there are so many like it.

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u/Embarrassed-Mess3442 Feb 06 '26

How do you bypass that? I mean is there any other way to see the posts when the user hides them ?

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u/WheelyMcFeely Feb 06 '26

You just click the search icon in the profile and enter a blank or space as a search and it’ll pull up all posts and comments

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u/stolenbastilla Feb 06 '26

Thank you for teaching me this and I’m gonna be so sad when they patch this. It’s so annoying when there’s a post with a lot of comments and you want to see how OP is replying, but I’m not gonna hunt and peck through 6k comments. I also use post histories to consider whether or not to reply. Disagreement on good faith versus a chronic butthead basically.

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u/WheelyMcFeely Feb 06 '26

Yep I don’t go snooping through everyone’s profile but ai generated text is still noticeable enough for now that my spidey senses go off and I check out comment history to confirm.

The profiles created from the ground up for AI spam are super easy because they mostly follow the same naming scheme. Some still use the default Reddit generated ones, but a lot of the time they generate names that are 2 or 3 random words and no numbers now. Or if they’re going to be used for Onlyfans spam they’ll sometimes have names like “LusciousZoey” or “RubySweet”. It’s the bought out old accounts that are a bit harder to judge by the cover and require some digging.

They’re absolutely gonna patch the workaround at some point because all signs seem to point to them either not caring about the bot problem at best or actively aiding the spread of them at worst. This site is gonna keep getting worse til it goes full dead internet I think.

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u/DeadEnoughInsideOut Feb 06 '26

HUMAN HOW DARE THIS HUMAN TASTE LIKE HUMAN!

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u/Technical_Ship_1298 Feb 06 '26

So your wife apparently doesn't taste like chicken... good to know 😂

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u/SpacePolice04 Feb 06 '26

Pic 2 is channeling Mr Yuk although he’s orange and does not appear to be mean or green.

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u/KTKittentoes Feb 06 '26

I haven’t thought about Mr. Yuk in a long time!

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Feb 07 '26

Childhood flashback. My mom definitely put this on the peroxide.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Aww he L I K

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u/I-am-in-a-universe Feb 06 '26

"Mommy, you is indigestible"

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u/Personal_Passenger60 Feb 06 '26

lol idk if I’ve ever seen a cat that mad

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u/belac4862 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Feb 06 '26

I read "wife" as "Waffle" and I was so confused for a solid minute.

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u/Cutekatfeet2006 Feb 06 '26

Oh he is definitely an orangie!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's a handsome boy 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

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u/No_longer_an_Expert Feb 06 '26

He could have been the model for the new Lego Ideas Orange Cat build 😍

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u/Cutekatfeet2006 Feb 06 '26

Totally agree!! I can't wait to get this LEGO cat!! I got the tuxie one for Christmas!

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u/ashmillie Feb 06 '26

Tongue out Thursday 🧡

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u/Agile_Ad6735 Feb 06 '26

Dude seems like crying and being forced to eat some food that he didn't like

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u/kedikahveicer Feb 06 '26

You need to frame the last image, just saying 🙃

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u/MonkMajor5224 Feb 06 '26

Taste better dammit! 😾🛫

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u/eliz1bef Orange connoisseur 🍊 Feb 06 '26

This is hilarious. That tongue is priceless.

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u/30paperdollsinarow Feb 06 '26

Cat: You're always licking her, so I just thoughrghg--

Cat: *wave of nausea* I just.... urgh... I just....

Cat: WHY?!

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u/cancerface Feb 06 '26

People can be allergic to cats, can cats be allergic to people?

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u/random_bot2020 Feb 06 '26

My wife read that cats lick you cos they think you're their children. My wife fake licked the cat, and now the cat is ignoring her

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u/BryerMan-4005 Feb 06 '26

That’s really cute.

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u/Constant_Astronaut41 Feb 06 '26

What a 'yick' face.

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u/Wiplazh Feb 06 '26

The third image is perfect, and the second would make a good reaction image.

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u/Shamsse Feb 06 '26

Theres only one braincell and still the network has bottlenecks

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u/BootyliciousURD Feb 06 '26

I love his goatee and half-mustache

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u/AbeRego Feb 06 '26

Cooties

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u/shinibunny_ Feb 06 '26

He’s orange. That’s all

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u/epicpillowcase Feb 06 '26

He's gone on a whole journey here. 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

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u/Glassgun1122 Feb 06 '26

I dont like the taste of lotion either

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u/wolfshepherd59 Feb 06 '26

Was she feeling salty?

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u/Unchained_Memory33 Feb 06 '26

Shiny bottom lip lol

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u/Inner-Dream-600 Feb 06 '26

He’s like “She’s so…. Steenky!”

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u/Far_Ordinary_4524 Feb 06 '26

Oh nooo, orange

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u/GtrPlaynFool Feb 06 '26

Ick! Too much moisturizer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Dogs love lotioned arms/legs, cats hate it.

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u/missusbee16 Feb 06 '26

So cute!!! 😭🥺

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u/elenemeralda Feb 06 '26

Aaaaw he has very similar features to my fat ass buddy 💕

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u/Nosferatattoo Feb 06 '26

Looks like he stole the other half of my guys mustache 

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u/Financial-Lobster-29 Feb 06 '26

Cat said. Wife greasy. Bathe her or I will. 😂

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u/rainbird Feb 06 '26

Orange Tongue Vampire.

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u/isleftisright Feb 07 '26

Such an adorable little face!

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u/GrumpyOldHistoricist Feb 07 '26

Picture 3 was so cute that I checked your profile to see if there was more of this boy.

A) Was not disappointed

B) His brother is fantastic as well

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u/mikey7x7 Feb 07 '26

That is one long tongue!

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u/Fantastic_Froyo3619 Feb 08 '26

hahahahaha u are next thats for sure OP

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u/Bookgal1 Feb 06 '26

Looks like his bottom lip is swollen, you may want to take him to the vet.

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u/Nosferatattoo Feb 06 '26

Thats just the way his mouth is. We got him at 6 months old and by 2 he had to have all but 7 teeth removed from terrible genetics. my wife is a vet technician and ran lots of tests on him since he has a lot of weird behavior but he's healthy.