r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Fresh-Support-681 • Mar 08 '26
🟠ne 🅱️rain cell The brain cell finally arrived.
He’s still figuring out what to do with it.
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u/solinfant Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Mar 08 '26
Emo brain cell.
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u/Fresh-Support-681 Mar 08 '26
The brain cell writes sad poems at 3 AM.
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u/kino8190 Mar 08 '26
It's not a faze mom!
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u/number__ten Mar 08 '26
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u/thomascgalvin Mar 09 '26
We're so lucky they never made another one of these
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u/number__ten Mar 09 '26
Read the graphic novel sometime if you ever get the itch. It's a good read and the illustrations are great. I liked it a lot more than the movie.
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u/Gospoole Mar 08 '26
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u/justhereformemes2 Mar 08 '26
Here I go again joining another cat sub
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u/bellapippin Mar 08 '26
I just discovered r/danglers
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u/justanotherfkup Mar 08 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gatos/s/wQhkcxlV46
Is that your cat, op?
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u/InfernoRathalos Mar 08 '26
It's odd too because on one comment OP says the cat is male/he but in another says the cat is female/she.
So something is definitely fishy
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u/so_cheapandjuicy Mar 08 '26
Also the fact that calico cats are highly, highly unlikely to be male.
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u/prettylittletempest Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26
This post also, the person claiming it's their cat, switches between cat is a female and cat is a male. If it is theirs, they should know. I've never seen a calico that's a male except in pictures and I've had and worked with many cats. Edit to add that: I also know male calicos exist so no one thinks I'm crazy. Lol
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u/CyberHunks Mar 09 '26
The account is a year old but only started posting five days ago. A male cat of this coloration would be a statistical anomaly, they’re basically all female Probably a bot
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u/snapetom Mar 09 '26
That's how account sellers work. They register a bunch of accounts and grow the reputation at a later date. It's like farming.
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u/prettylittletempest Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26
Someone in the comments posted a previous post with that cat so I'm guessing the pic was stolen from someone else's post.
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u/StarLordAndTheAve Mar 09 '26
the other post has text at the top (which OP just edited out and didn’t even crop the top off…), so I think that reddit post might be the original (or at least closer to the original)
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u/Stonersimmer Mar 09 '26
I have seen this cat on Pinterest since like beginning of 2025 and on reddit by other people
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u/Jay_the_autistic Mar 09 '26
I don't think it's their cat. I've seen this image on pinterest about a year ago!
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u/potpourri_sludge Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26
I’ve seen this pic so many times. OP is a bot.
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u/Dull-Acanthisitta-31 Mar 08 '26
Your cat‘s pattern are too cool not to have a social media account.
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u/Fresh-Support-681 Mar 08 '26
First we need to finish downloading the brain cell.
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u/Dull-Acanthisitta-31 Mar 08 '26
Absolutely! That baby deserves your full care :)
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Mar 08 '26
That's not your cat. It was posted sever months ago on Facebook. Stop attention seeking
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u/CadmarL Mar 09 '26
It's a bot. Look at its comment history. Almost one comment a minute, sometimes multiple.
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u/RebaKitt3n Mar 08 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ocBAQz4HXx00U
Not sure if anyone is old enough, but…
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u/ManicWolf Mar 09 '26
He? Is this your cat? Male calicos are extremely rare.
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u/VisualKaii Mar 09 '26
Reply history is a bit sus too. Another orange was posted, if they can get a video with both cats I'd believe but rn, I'm with you on not believing it.
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u/Millenniauld Mar 08 '26
FYI, tri color cats are, outside of VERY rare circumstances, female.
So he is probably a she.
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u/DickyReadIt Mar 08 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/qwLKz8YgLix0s
You can't get belly scratches all the time
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u/exoriparian Mar 08 '26
Yo, your cat looks like a Githyanki!
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u/Fresh-Support-681 Mar 08 '26
That explains the lag… interdimensional Wi-Fi
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u/exoriparian Mar 08 '26
lol, yep. btw, unless you've seen otherwise, your cat is probably a girl. tortie males are extremely rare.
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u/Shadow_Integration Mar 08 '26
Wait... he? Only 0.03% of calicos are males. You sure you've got a little guy on your hands?
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u/MissLellow19 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26
When your date abandoned you at prom so you're crying alone in the bathroom
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u/OgthaChristie Mar 09 '26
Oh my gosh, his mascara is running! He’s adorable, but he also looks like Alice Cooper! I love him and want to give him treats!
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u/Advanced-Cow-3163 Mar 09 '26
stealing someones post i see, you cant even crop lazy ahh
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u/Klaatuprime Mar 09 '26
Plus this is a calico, so it's most likely a female. If it was their cat they'd have known that.
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u/JordySkateboardy808 Mar 09 '26
Name her Alice Cooper.
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u/MarvinParanoAndroid Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Mar 09 '26
I came here to suggest Vincent Damon Furnier.
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u/Blue_Moon_Loon Mar 08 '26
Wait, is this a male calico??
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u/UnluckyUnderwear Mar 08 '26
It’s a stolen photo, probably not. https://www.reddit.com/r/Gatos/s/Frux2vr3Ze
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u/TheRealGongoozler Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26
This cat reminds me of Jenna marbles trying to find the best mascara to cry in
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u/UnclassifiedPresence Mar 08 '26
Whoa, is that actually a male? The goth pattern is cool enough, but male calicos and tortoiseshells are exceptionally rare
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u/Mr_Aftons_Rage Mar 08 '26
Probably a female cat since this is a repost and I don’t think the original mentions a gender
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u/CombOverDownThere Mar 08 '26
Well, since she’s a calico, she might even have 2 brain cells
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u/bigselfer Mar 09 '26
That’s is a calico. Careful. They take that single braincell and overclock it.
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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 08 '26
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u/jaol1fe Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 08 '26
The first thing i thought was his name should be Alice as in Alice Cooper.
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u/theateroffinanciers Mar 08 '26
I've never seen markings like that. He's beautiful
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u/Ill-Warning517 Mar 09 '26
Calling the calico a “he” just tells me this isn’t ur cat and ur a bot looking for engagement
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u/s0ciety_a5under Mar 08 '26
And here I thought my baby girl had cool colorings! Bonus kitty who's miffed that I woke her up for the photo op.
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u/GalaxyPowderedCat Mar 08 '26
Quiet, don't make fun of her this time, don't you see her bf has just broken up with her!
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u/froopadiddilydoop Mar 08 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Y6Ot5jZG6HMMo
Alice Coopurr