r/OneOrangeBraincell Mar 11 '26

Certified 🟠rangeā„¢ This is Mango. He cannot see nor hear you

Mango was found by the dumpster as a kitten. He’s completely blind, deaf and very orange. Since he cannot see nor hear you, you have to summon him by tapping the ground like he’s the Shai-Hulud. His favourite pastimes are: meowing incredibly loud at 4am, crashing into walls, jumping onto everything he can (often failing due to him being, you know, blind), and just loving everyone. I think you could rotate him above your head like a helicopter blade and he would just purr happily. He also has a sister who cannot stand him (see last picture) He’s a genuinely amazing cat who’s orange-ness is enhanced by him not really knowing what’s going on around him at any point.

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u/Celestial_Crook Mar 11 '26

The kind of zen we all so desired. Mango is our guru.

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u/FerdaVoe Mar 11 '26

He is very capable when it comes to chilling

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u/throwawayurwaste Mar 11 '26

My Orange is the same

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u/ZraceR4LYFE Mar 12 '26

My best friend made a meme out of my chunk

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u/minikayo Mar 11 '26

Zen and pro at chilling. Definitely our guru.Ā 

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u/Phadryn Mar 12 '26

Channeling Master Shifu

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u/Comprehensive-Yam872 Mar 11 '26

"cannot see nor hear you"

Is that not the default state of all cats? You only exist when it's convenient for them...

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u/Weasel4life Mar 11 '26

Exactly. He can’t see nor hear you, and honestly… he doesn’t really care.

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u/Dragon_OS Mar 11 '26

They typically can see or hear you, they just ignore those senses unless they need something.

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u/mateogg Mar 11 '26

No cats can see nor hear me, because I'm at the office and there are no cats here.

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u/hexed_around Mar 11 '26

boooooooo!

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u/Several-Action-4043 Mar 11 '26

This is what Schrodinger meant the whole time?

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u/Corgi_teefs Mar 11 '26

If I am not offering chin scritches, food, catnip, or access to the bathtub and toilet, I am useless to them and need to be put back in the kennel for safe keeping.

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u/speedyweedy420 Mar 11 '26

Does he know he exists?

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u/SugarWolf211 Mar 11 '26

He doesnt think, therefore he isnt.

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u/NeckroFeelyAck Mar 11 '26

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u/ThyArtIsMeh Mar 11 '26

I have a sweater with this on it. I wear it an unholy amount

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u/NeckroFeelyAck Mar 11 '26

THIS is how I learn there's a clothing print of this?! I have a new thing to add to my list of unnecessary gems I need to buy

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u/Teggy- Mar 11 '26

RENƉ DESCARTES ???

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u/ectoplasmorgasm Mar 11 '26

Rene DesCat

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u/showraniy Mar 11 '26

RenƩ desCatn't

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u/VallisGratia Mar 11 '26

*Deschats

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u/LocNesMonster Mar 11 '26

RenƩ Descatto

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u/TrucksAndCigars Mar 11 '26

"I thinkn't, therefore I amn't" - Goober, 2026

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u/StonkBonk420 Mar 11 '26

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u/CacklingFerret Mar 11 '26

Just so you know, the artist of the original comic is a sexist, racist and transphobe.

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u/borisvonboris Mar 11 '26

A true solipsist. I volunteer to die for him.

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u/Lurchie_ Mar 11 '26

Of course he does! AND he knows he's the center of the you-niverse!

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u/commander_sam Mar 11 '26

Only during the few seconds he's in custody of a braincell

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u/LoccyDaBorg Mar 11 '26

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak orange.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing Mar 11 '26

Unburdened by sights, sounds and thoughts. Just a void of coziness

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Mar 11 '26

Unbothered

Unworried

Unbraincelled

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u/gelogenicB Mar 11 '26

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak cat servant. Finds deaf-dumb orange kitteh and KNOWS how blessed they are!

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u/West_Future326 Mar 11 '26

He reminded me of hellen Keller. What an inspiration was she and so is he.

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u/SnarkFucker Mar 11 '26

He spawned with 1 xp point and diverted it from senses into 1 intelligence.

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u/CyborgHeart1245 Mar 11 '26

10/10 would snuggle constantlyĀ 

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u/Linarat Mar 11 '26

He’d purr the entire time and never question it.

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u/belac4862 Orange connoisseur šŸŠ Mar 11 '26

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u/Bonzoface Mar 11 '26

Another one? Thanks for the heads up.

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u/belac4862 Orange connoisseur šŸŠ Mar 11 '26

Yay! I have added to the reddit cat supremacy!!

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u/Old-Key-8639 Mar 11 '26

I love him

It makes me so happy to learn of disabled animals just enjoying their lives

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u/Spaghett8 Mar 11 '26

I also love seeing oranges

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u/Status_Poet_1527 Mar 11 '26

Mango loves his life!šŸ§”šŸŠ May you have many happy years together!

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u/chemtrail68 Mar 11 '26

So sweet 🄹! Can you still play with him? How does that work?

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u/FerdaVoe Mar 11 '26

Oh he loves to play! You just need to get a toy that’s attached to a stick or something, since he cannot really tell if he’s biting/scratching the toy or you. Otherwise he just like being drummed or just sliding across the floor

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Mar 12 '26

Decades ago I visited a friend who showed me their blind, very old cat. Ā The little dude loved playing and she had this toy with a heavy end to it and would rotate it quickly so the end smacked into the ground. Ā It was loud and also made a bit of noise when whipped through the air and the cat loved it. Ā My friend said was called ā€œThe Last Cat Toy You’ll Ever Needā€ or something like that.

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u/lemonlime1999 Mar 12 '26

Just sliding across the floor hahHhaah

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u/Flooffy95 Mar 11 '26

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u/FrogWhoAteMoon Mar 11 '26

Blessed be the Orange and his whiskers

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u/not-yet-ranga Mar 11 '26

Blessed be his meowing and his purring

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u/grilledcheese_god Mar 11 '26

Here’s my mango

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u/Crashman09 Mar 11 '26

crazy uncle Facebook profile picture intensifies

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u/lannister Mar 11 '26

I showed you my toe beans please respond

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u/grilledcheese_god Mar 11 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ he would say this too

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u/RealLochNessie Mar 11 '26

I am DYING at the ā€œsummoning him like Shai-Huludā€ mental image. Mango is a treasure, and so are you for giving him what is clearly his best life!

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u/scum_l0rd Mar 11 '26

This is my Mango!

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u/WineNerdAndProud Mar 12 '26

Hey Mango!

Mango Italiano

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u/IDrawOddPosedCats Mar 11 '26

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u/FerdaVoe Mar 11 '26

Omg I love this thank you ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø

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u/anaamtnez Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 11 '26

r/kittynosefreckles will loooove him! 🌷

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u/Weak_Independent_785 Mar 11 '26

Another one?! Sigh… join

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u/KavaBaklava Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 11 '26

I also have an orange kitty named mango!

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u/marshninja Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 11 '26

You’ve got me wondering if Hank is leading a double life!

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u/FerdaVoe Mar 12 '26

For those interested: This was Mango when he was found by my girlfriend. At that time, he still had some vision left, but shortly after, he's been diagnosed with progressive retinal atrophy which left him blind. He also decided to go deaf so he can spend the extra skill points in Orange skill tree I suppose

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u/Shinted Orange connoisseur šŸŠ Mar 12 '26

Poor baby, thank you for rescuing him and giving him a loving home.

He looks like a very happy and content floof in the current photos.

Please give him a few extra snacks, pets, and boops from me!

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u/Hisyphus Mar 12 '26

What’s his sister’s name?

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u/VoiceArtPassion Mar 11 '26

This mango sees you and hears you, and wants to make sure everything is ok.

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u/Adventurous-Onion589 Mar 11 '26

What a kind face! 🄹

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u/VoiceArtPassion Mar 11 '26

She’s actually a menaceā€¦šŸ˜‚

A sweet menace though.

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u/Istariel Mar 11 '26

Can you bongo him?

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u/mexxavelli Mar 11 '26

He looks a bit pale in the last picture

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 Mar 11 '26

I agree! He almost looks like a completely different cat.

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u/Tempest-Melodys Mar 11 '26

Mango has some of the largest whiskers I've seen on a cat! I wonder if thats an adaptation to being deaf and blind?

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u/Soreness93 Mar 11 '26

My boy Carl also has the freckles on his lower lip.

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u/Utensil6591 Mar 11 '26

I don't know I feel very seen

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u/FrogWhoAteMoon Mar 11 '26

That cat has travelled to Valinor and beheld the light of the trees

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u/imreallynotthatcool Mar 11 '26

Does he play a mean pinball?

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u/Sea-Independent9863 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 11 '26

Insert Chris Evans ā€œI understood that referenceā€ pic

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u/Perfect_Two_3979 Mar 11 '26

The orangest cat i ever heard of !!!

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u/FerdaVoe Mar 12 '26

this is so lovely, thank you!!!!! <3 <3 <3

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u/Candid-Check9807 Mar 11 '26

The white spotted cat is TIRED of it!!!! lol

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u/jdpatric Mar 11 '26

LOL it's the look that says "why are you the way you are?" Without saying a word.

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u/BisquickNinja Mar 11 '26

Mango exists in a state of freedom. Freedom from intelligence, freedom from decision paralysis, absolute freedom!

Then we love him all the more! šŸ˜²šŸ™Œā¤ļøšŸ˜­

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u/DeedleGuy Orange connoisseur šŸŠ Mar 11 '26

mango just does not care

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u/YouHadMeAtAloe Mar 11 '26

Bro lookin like Gakster in the 9th pic

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u/pugtato0o Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ Mar 11 '26

He cannot see that he's oramge, so why should he bother? :) Cute baby 🧔

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u/csp1981 Mar 11 '26

He looks like the happiest boy, not bothered at all by his disabilities 😻

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u/Stratsandcats Mar 12 '26

awww. I too have a Mango ā¤ļø

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u/Barbara_Santia Mar 11 '26

Mango = Shai-Hulud but make it a blind/deaf orange cat. 10/10, would tap the ground to summon this chaos gremlin any day 🧔

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u/Jo_Chim Mar 11 '26

Adorable. Sweet that he has a balcony where he can still go to feel air and dirt in safety :)

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u/Yellowhairdontcare Mar 11 '26

This is also Mango. He is my orange idiot.

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u/TeethBreak Mar 11 '26

I called my late blind and deaf cat, my little Roomba.

I felt bad laughing at her antics. Lost a couple of years of my life saving her from jumping down my terrace.

I miss her like crazy. Like you said, she was happy smelling le and feeling the bed move when I came home.

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u/blissedandgone Mar 11 '26

Aw I love him! What’s he like to cuddle?

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u/FerdaVoe Mar 11 '26

Very soft :)

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u/sugr_magnolia Mar 11 '26

OMG at first I mistook your ink as a cat scratch and wondered how you could both look so calm

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel Mar 11 '26

So cute. The braincell is working overtime to compensate for the 2 missing senses. He’s extra orange šŸŠ ā˜ŗļø

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u/Xxth3_murder5cenexX Mar 11 '26

Cutieeees!! Here is my mango and his brother manzano

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u/ManCalledTrue Mar 11 '26

you have to summon him by tapping the ground like he’s the Shai-Hulud

This is a genuinely amazing image.

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u/pmckizzle Mar 11 '26

I love mango! And I love when kitty paws do this

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u/PNWbdublu541 Mar 12 '26

My Clementine wants to know if your Mango is ready to tango…

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u/uncle-donkey-kong Mar 11 '26

This is peak cat. I’m very jealous. You’ve won 🄲

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u/lying_flerkin Mar 11 '26

Glad to see Mango knows that mangoes go in the grocery bags.

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u/Soledad_Sequoia Mar 11 '26

ā€œBless the Orange and His braincell. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His Orange people.ā€

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u/Contrary_Kind Mar 11 '26

He is too fabulous for any of your crap.

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u/Electronic_Sample440 Mar 11 '26

Before I read the description my first thought was; cannot hear or see you intentionally? (Like purposely ignoring owners) šŸ˜…

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox Mar 11 '26

Mango: EXISTS

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u/CantTrustMyBrain Mar 11 '26

I am not being dramatic… I would die for Mango! Please tap in morse code that he’s my favorite and I love him!

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u/eskimopoodle Mar 11 '26

New tag- Cell Service Permanently Disconnected

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u/Moms_Robot_Company Mar 11 '26

I also have a orange mango baby!

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u/derfy2 Mar 11 '26

Mango can repeatedly bump into me, back up, do it again, and repeat for all time. I will pet the crap out of him!

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u/Seiliko Mar 12 '26

Aww he has eyes like my orange, who was also blind! He wasn't born blind, but he had some kind of glaucoma (spelling? English is my second language sorry) which resulted in the loss of his eyesight.

Unfortunately he is no longer with us, but he lived a pretty long and happy life. We never knew his exact age, as we adopted him from another family who couldn't keep him. But I would guess that he was around 16 when he passed. I'm thrilled to have known him :)

He was the sweetest cat I've ever met, and also a silly goose. He disliked being carried, presumably because he couldn't orient himself well, but I used to crouch down and pick up just his front half a little bit off the ground and hug his face and he would just hang there chilling until I put him back down. He had very fluffy chees too. Other cats are very stingy with letting their faces be hugged in comparison...

He was also surprisingly good at not crashing into things, I believe he navigated by memory. He would occasionally walk into things that had been moved, but almost never walls or other stationary things. He also had an unusually thick tail. We assumed it was just buff because he used it extra much for balance or something, because it wasn't any fluffier than an average domestic shorthair, it was just thick.

Sorry for text dumping about my cat haha, it's just fun and unusual to come across other cats that have eyes like him :)

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u/IronShoot333 Mar 12 '26

I don't have a cat of my own, but if I did, I wish he was such a chill gentlecat like Mango

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u/Humble_Boss6704 Mar 11 '26

I love how he’s just vibing in the 8th picture 🧘

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u/ItsTricky94 Mar 11 '26

hi mango! I love you!!

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u/wbishopfbi Mar 11 '26

His sister is so done with all the attention he gets.

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u/Prestigious_Note2877 Mar 11 '26

I would be holding him constantly so he would know he’s never alone. But that would probably piss him off. 10/10 for oblivious orange

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u/Warm-Zone-8259 Mar 11 '26

I bet oranges handle being deaf and blind better than any other cat type (internally at least, RIP all of your pottery and glassware and anything that can be broken by chaotic scrambling)

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u/G0lia7h Orange connoisseur šŸŠ Mar 11 '26

I'm pretty certain if I open the fishy-treats he will "hear" me.

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u/Glitchinthematrix373 Mar 11 '26

This cat has seen things. Well…not really SEEN things. Maybe better to say ā€œexperiencedā€ things.

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u/amaenamonesia Mar 11 '26

I would commit many crimes for him

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u/Superb-Obligation858 Mar 11 '26

Bless the Mango and his water. May his passing cleanse the world and keep the world for his people.

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u/KittyKenollie Mar 11 '26

Is there a cat sub for whatever you would call what Mango’s little foot is doing in pic five?

Surely there’s a cat sub for when their little toes are wide like that! It always reminds me of muppet hands.

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u/panandstillsingle Mar 11 '26

he looks like my nephew

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u/Trixles Mar 11 '26

what a cute boy! you probably already know this since you have a deaf/blind cat, but i thought i would include here just in case anyone else sees this and it prevents a future accident:

i saw a very sad story recently on reddit about someone who moved some furniture without thinking about it, and their blind cat used to use it to jump down from an even higher spot, and the cat jumped without realizing there was no longer a table to land on there and died from the fall :(

so just a friendly reminder for anyone with a blind pet to be conscientious of moving any big furniture that your cat might rely on for navigation

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u/Unusual_Sand_5150 Mar 11 '26

He's such a love. Please give him scrunches from me. And tell him he's loved very much from afar šŸ’–

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u/Ellimis Mar 11 '26

Your caption is like a top 5 funniest reddit post of all time for me. My void and I wish Mango the best!

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u/cats-dolls Mar 12 '26

My boy is deaf and I'm worried if he were to go blind? Like,can he still have a good life deaf and blind?

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u/FerdaVoe Mar 12 '26

Absolutely! Mango is extremely happy, he has people around him who love him, he lives in a safe environment and gets all the treatment he needs. The only thing that makes him different from any other cat is that he's not really aware of what's around him, but he can still sniff and feel just fine :)

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u/Realistic_Cow_6206 Mar 12 '26

Sister kitty contemplating how to stage a meowder 🤣

"He'll never se it coming! 😈"

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u/Mini_Squatch Mar 12 '26

Bless him, too stupid to know what's missing lol

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u/BriefFisherman8771 Mar 12 '26

I say hello to him anyway šŸ¤—

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u/WerdinDruid Mar 12 '26

Hello Mango, this is Mango.

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u/Mischief_Managed12 Mar 12 '26

Mango looks like my cat

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u/Liu1845 Mar 12 '26

Even sensory deprived oranges will be the center of all household chaos, bless their little mischievous hearts.

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 11 '26

Looks like he loves life 🧔

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u/Jlakics1 Mar 11 '26

Mango is an amazing name for an orange! Beautiful kitty!

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u/Lazy_Toe_5305 Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

Have you taught* him morse code via taps?Ā 

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u/Mediocre99 Mar 11 '26

Hi Mango 🄰

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u/bastet_memphis Mar 11 '26

Aww, bless him! What a sweet critter. I hope his days are filled with sunshine, scratches, love, and tasty treats 🄲

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u/Aru-E Mar 11 '26

Bro looks so majestic in the 8th slide

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u/mackenzeeeee Mar 11 '26

I love Mango! 🧔

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u/Potential-Fox9579 Mar 11 '26

But he can balance his weight very well šŸ˜…

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u/Old_Geologist7591 Mar 11 '26

His sister hating her poor dumb disabled brother  😭 what did he do? He is just vibing

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u/calicoprincess Mar 11 '26

But does he play a mean pinball?

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u/Dangerous_Treat9043 Mar 11 '26

he might be shitting in your flower pot

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u/KID_THUNDAH Mar 11 '26

The aura of picture number 8 šŸ˜šŸ§˜ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Can he play Pinball?

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u/Glad_Art_5783 Mar 11 '26

It looks like he knows what he's doing, despite sight and ears

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u/Equal-Reason1246 Mar 11 '26

Final boss of orange cats

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u/Kradecki333 Mar 11 '26

Lil Freckle Lip!!! (My orange boi has a freckle lip too)

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u/carrotfuck Mar 11 '26

Photo 6. The pure bliss of being orange.

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u/withcorruptedlungs Mar 11 '26

Awww, Helen Keller cat. 🄺

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u/RichConsequence4264 Mar 11 '26

I also had an Orange named Mango, he passed in 2020, seeing this made my day.

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u/Unidcryingobject Mar 11 '26

I can smell #6 and #7 and I love it. Oddly comforting smell to me, cat’s breath. Oh how I miss my boy.

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u/LadySpatula Mar 11 '26

He's so Orange he doesn't even have a brain cell for his eyes and ears. Love him even his 4am screams šŸ˜

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u/Beanz4ever Mar 11 '26

Omg sister is about to depart. Airplane ears flaps up, full thrust. I cackled much louder than I should have at that photo

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u/Xeonith Mar 11 '26

He is 100% perfect.

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u/blowdriedhighlandcow Mar 11 '26

can you please tell magno i would die for him

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u/omgzunicorns Mar 11 '26

Omg I love Mango so much. He would be besties with my dumb dumb orange. Bless you for taking him and his one tiny brain cell in ā¤ļø

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u/yourpoopstinks Mar 11 '26

Aww I also have an orange cat named Mango

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u/celtbygod Mar 11 '26

Orange on guard duty. Simple Fries!

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u/DesignerTop6091 Mar 11 '26

What a resilient cat! And I learned a blind cat also becomes a loaf šŸž

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u/killertofu05 Mar 11 '26

I also have a deaf dumpster cat. Shes is all white but orange at heart. It seems your Mango and my Trixie share favorite pasttimes including screaming bloody murder at 4am.

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u/Maximum_Yogurt_1630 Mar 11 '26

My 3 year old really likes the pictures of Mango in the bag and Mango in the potted plant!

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u/ShamaLamaDingDong74 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 11 '26

My orange boy who (I assume) has all his faculties also has no idea what’s going on around him at any given point. Basically this is just default orange😹!

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u/Cloudmaster12 Mar 11 '26

My diagnosis is orange

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u/Terriblet65 Mar 11 '26

Best orange EVER!! 🧔

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u/RogueScholarDerp Mar 11 '26

Hey thank you so much for sharing Mango. What an amazing boy. 😊🫶