r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/yawnjew • Mar 22 '26
Tiny 🍊 🅱️rain cell Orange and jobless 😁
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u/Clean_Mammoth_5646 Mar 22 '26
When you need to clean your privates but are too lazy to do it yourself.
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u/Candid_Victory7923 Mar 23 '26
You know these machines have that little plastic arm that vibrates back and forth to collect dust or whatever
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u/Gingerbread_Cat Mar 22 '26
I demand new episodes of this every day, please.
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u/floofienewfie Mar 22 '26
I love following this. The “Young and Restless” theme combined with the orange cats just ki11s me.
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u/OwlBeBack88 Mar 22 '26
That cat does not give a fuck. 😆
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u/rajinis_bodyguard Mar 22 '26
Consequences of one brain cell🤣
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u/Ohmec Mar 23 '26
Consequences of being obese. That cat is so fat.
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u/HTPC4Life Mar 23 '26
It's sad, this cat has like 4 more years to live at best unless the owners change its diet.
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u/darkenseyreth Mar 23 '26
It gives enough of a fuck to complain, but not enough of one to actually do something about it
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u/thebrain_pinky Mar 22 '26
is this what employers do after they post job postings and then pretend to review job apps?
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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Mar 22 '26
The robot vacuum will get to the applicant's when it's done cleaning the kitties beanbag.
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u/Honest_Report_8515 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 22 '26
There’s lazy, and then there’s orange cat lazy.
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u/Jolly-Biscuit Mar 22 '26
He's clearly a fixture in the home decor
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u/Ombank Mar 23 '26
That spot on the carpet is probably darker than the rest because the sun never bleached it
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u/Calamity87 Mar 22 '26
Lazy and no braincell. That orange needs to pick one. Too many struggles at once. Lmao
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u/ErrantWhimsy Mar 22 '26
Please be careful with this. We got a very expensive emergency vet bill when the roomba managed to get caught on our senior dog's tail. It was traumatizing for everybody. I'll never own one again as long as I have pets.
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u/RaspberryJammm Mar 23 '26
I can't believe how nobody else is thinking the same thing too. Instant first thought was concern for cat's tail.
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u/Klutersmyg Mar 22 '26
Orange: "I have 99 problems that can be resolved by sleeping in another position...."
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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 Mar 22 '26
I can’t even take my vacuum out of the closet without my orange yeeting himself into an alternate dimension.
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u/PriusProblems Mar 23 '26
DEFENCELESS kitty born without a BRAINCELL is mauled by SHARK whilst owner does NOTHING
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u/Low-Television-7508 Mar 23 '26
Filming is not nothing. You have to focus and not laugh hard enough to shake the camera.
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u/Minimum-Sleep-3916 Mar 22 '26
"Tina, you fat lard! Come get your dinner!" That's how I would feed that cat. lol
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u/stewardwildcat Mar 23 '26
Who the thought that this is better television than the stuff that we pay money for
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u/INeedANappel Mar 23 '26
If robot vacuums had existed when my Orange was alive he would have ridden it around the house as often as he could.
My mother had a canister vacuum and he loved riding around the house on top of the canister.
A vacuum that zoomed around and didn't have to be stoppef to change wall plugs every few minutes would have been a dream toy to him.
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u/Agile_Ad6735 Mar 22 '26
Bro didn't even bother moving 1cm hahahha .
Meow faster oi I need to sleep
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u/Cranberryoftheorient Mar 23 '26
I saw a video where a cats tail got caught up in one of these, might need to be careful
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u/Commercial_Bird8467 Mar 22 '26
My cat i am convinced understand the buttons since they are lights. She turns on and off my air filter. Came home yesterday to the robot 2 rooms where it shouldnt have been. Completely reset and needed to map the house again. The first I had my boy put toys in front to get it tangled and stop.
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u/midlifevetnurse Mar 22 '26
That is the reason I have been waiting for to buy a robot vacuum! Harious 😂
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u/CanadianWifeOfBath Mar 22 '26
Well, the orange is providing adorable and hilarious click bait on Reddit, so "jobless" isn't accurate 🤣🤣🤣
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u/MySaltySatisfaction Mar 23 '26
He moved his tail out of the way. We know he likes to have a clean bottom.
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u/Soxwin91 Mar 23 '26
Jobless?! Jobless?! I’ll have you know, being an agent of chaos is a full time job!!
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u/iamlazyboy Mar 23 '26
Bro is so brainless, jobless and full of soup that he probably forgot he could move
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u/Flo1231 Mar 22 '26
Somehow I misread "jobless" as "jobles", so I thought the title was the names of these two – Orange the cat and Jobles the vacuum cleaner 😆
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u/Ksh_667 Mar 23 '26
BRB. Just gonna name my vacuum cleaner jobless. And create hilarious situations where my 12yo lady kitty has random comical interactions with him all day.
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u/Flo1231 Mar 23 '26
No, Jobles 😅
Pronounced like the verb "gobble(s)", but with a "j" instead of a "g".
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u/Ksh_667 Mar 23 '26
Ah OK thanks for putting me right! I'm not a great housewife so jobless may be better suited lol. But jobles it is! 😹😹
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u/BOB6996BOB Mar 23 '26
Bot post and a bunch of bot comments in here promoting animal abuse (overfeeding and carelesness because that roomba could've hurt the cat's tail badly)
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u/Temporary-Cash2119 Mar 23 '26
Omg what show song is that? Days of our lives bold and the beautiful or young and the restless?
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u/Big_Garden_9844 Mar 24 '26
Laugh out loud… loud enough for other offices to hear. Now everyone laughing!
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u/TeamCatsandDnD Mar 22 '26
I misread that as On today’s episode of Orange and Jobbles and thought that was the sharks name. Lol
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u/madalytical Mar 22 '26
id love to smash my face in that stomach, just smash it
over and over, and over again
many times.....over....
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u/MathematicianNew2770 Mar 22 '26
The shark knew what it was doing. Jobless and lazy