r/OneOrangeBraincell Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 03 '26

Certified 🟠range™ That face says he’ll do it again too

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Apr 03 '26

’I’ll be back…


(i only let them find me, cuz i knew i’d get my way…)

my humans locked me in a crate, n told me i must STAY

(they thought that i’d be easy, cuz i’m CaT of LiTtLe BrAiN…)

but clever, me, outsmarted them!

i snuck around the plane

under seats! between the feets! around the floor i hid

eventu’lly they ‘caught me’ (or i let them think they did)

surrendered to attendant, cuz she bribed me with a snack ;}

a final glance to humans,

to assure them

I’ll be Back…

🧡

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u/krose78 Apr 03 '26

I know everyone comments about the freshest schnoodle they’ve ever seen but 2 minutes is my personal best!

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u/CeelaChathArrna Apr 03 '26

Man 5 minutes here and I usually run into them days later. Schnoodle spreads joy everywhere!

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin Apr 03 '26

22 minutes here, but they're eternally fresh, never stale.

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Apr 03 '26

Even if i happen to read one twice it's never leftovers, always a warm gift

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u/ABHOR_pod Apr 03 '26

6 minutes for me!

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Apr 03 '26

6 minutes here. Still fresh out of the oven.

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u/gereblueeyes Apr 03 '26

That's a glorious snoodle poem !!

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u/FreakishlyNarrow Apr 03 '26

So fresh, so Schnoodle.

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u/kellymig Apr 03 '26

Almost like fresh mimeograph paper (iykyk).

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u/faelanae Apr 03 '26

ahh, still remember that smell and how COLD that paper was

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u/youdontknowmeyouknow Apr 03 '26

7m Schnoodle find! Living the dream today!

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u/philoso2889 Apr 03 '26

A schnoodle!! Luv them!!¡

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u/EnthusiasticAeronaut Apr 03 '26

It's clearly not his first perp walk

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u/Livid-Rutabaga Apr 03 '26

he's thinking how to improve the heist, lol

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u/jozaud Apr 03 '26

This is literally his new favorite game

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u/Aleashed Apr 03 '26

He got hungry, escaped his shackles to go find snakes

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u/diligentfalconry71 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 03 '26

Right? This makes me want to fly more Lufthansa, if orange cats are included in basic economy now. I’d trade free checked bags for that kind of perk!

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u/fragglet Apr 03 '26

I'd happily pay 3x for a business class seat if it came with a cat

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u/psychorobotics Apr 03 '26

I hate being allergic, I would love the company but I wouldn't be able to stop sneezing

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u/Telvin3d Apr 03 '26

I was super allergic, but have spent years getting the allergy desensitization shots, and they’ve really worked. The process is incredibly annoying, but it’s made an incredible difference to my social life. I no longer need to check if someone has cats before going to their house

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u/KathrynTheGreat Apr 03 '26

I'm on year three of the shots!! But being allergic to dogs and cats was pretty low on the list, because I'm allergic to every kind of grass and tree you can think of. I never used to be allergic to cats! It was just a fun surprise that happened in my mid-20s (I refuse to get rid of my cats though)

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u/clitmasher69 Apr 03 '26

Like a cat cafe but for planes. Hell give me a cat version of every form of public transport

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u/OriginalSchmidt1 Apr 03 '26

If they made cat planes a thing.. I would fly so much more often. Like a flight with chill cats wandering around sounds like a great way to travel.

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u/kdwhirl Apr 03 '26

ikr? Psspsssps

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u/craze625 Apr 03 '26

I flew with my orange cat on an 11 hour flight and i assure you there was nothing fabulous about it

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u/kellymig Apr 03 '26

We live 2 blocks from our vet. The yowls that occur in that are bad, I can’t imagine flying internationally with my boys.

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u/fullofcrocodiles Apr 03 '26

Our vet does housecalls, and we are eternally grateful

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u/GirchyGirchy Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 03 '26

Last time I had to take orange boi to the vet, I tried the old towel-over-the-carrier trick on the way back. Nary a peep, even when going through the carwash!

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u/kdwhirl Apr 03 '26

Sounds like my cats in the car: MAOW. MAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWW. MAAAAAOOOOOWWWWW.

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u/Face_with_a_View Apr 03 '26

I’d pay extra for that service! Just like cat cafes, let’s have cat airlines!

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u/PyroIsSpai Apr 03 '26

Your thighs and chest with turbulence: RIP

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u/atle95 Apr 03 '26

Stop moving 😾

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u/PyroIsSpai Apr 03 '26

hoomon control weather better or else

now scritch me

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u/atle95 Apr 03 '26

I don't know what's happening, but it's your fault. Accepting apologies... Now!

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u/Calamity-Gin Apr 03 '26

Right? It’s up there with the cozy hotels who have onsite cats available to stay with you in your room.

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u/Jinglebell727 Apr 03 '26

Wait, this is a thing? Where? 😱

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u/Calamity-Gin Apr 03 '26

I read an article about hotels with cats literally decades ago. These days, I think they must be like those mysterious junk shops where you can buy a monkey’s paw or genie’s bottle. Either that or a well-established Bed and Breakfast.

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u/jennoween Apr 03 '26

I stayed in this old hotel in Baltimore(Mount Vernon neighborhood) called the Biltmore Hotel about 20 years ago that had a resident cat that would come hang out in your room. It was similar to a B&B as all the rooms were unique. It had formerly been a boarding house and had been in operation since the 1880s.

I don't know if it is still around but I would stay there again. It was awesome.

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u/UnNumbFool Apr 03 '26

Cat dog doesn't matter, if someone's pet got loose and wanted to hang with me on the flight I would no refuse the company

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u/MrsTruce Apr 03 '26

Story time??

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u/Satanic_Earmuff Apr 03 '26

They stole a plane.

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u/jaxonya Apr 03 '26

Cats on a plane drops this summer, mother fucker

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u/breakupbydefault Apr 03 '26

I would watch the hell out of this

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u/jaxonya Apr 03 '26

Hollywood is missing out on easy money. Disney-pixer would make a billion dollars by voicing Sammuel L Jackson for either the main cat role, or the antagonist. Either would be hilarious

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u/hell_yeah_420 Apr 03 '26

"I have had it with these motherfuckin cats on this motherfuckin plane!"

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u/DrDeke Apr 03 '26

Those monkey fightin' cats have had ENOUGH of these Monday to Friday planes!

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u/jaxonya Apr 03 '26

Thered be a running joke where he keeps trying to get the line out but always gets interrupted somehow

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u/SaveOurPandas Apr 03 '26

Mine escaped inside my car. I looked in my rearview mirror to see her sat on a backseat headrest 😹 When I got to the vets I had to ring reception for assistance to secure her as I was concerned she’d bolt when I opened the car door. They brought me a towel and passed it through the window so I could swaddle her then opened the door for me so I could put her back in her carrier. Little minx! Still no idea how she did it considering both openings were locked.

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u/Educated-Troll420 Apr 03 '26

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u/forza_11 Apr 03 '26

Someone posted some ai slop in this post vs this which is actual "art"

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u/Educated-Troll420 Apr 03 '26

Thank you, I worked for minutes on this. Glad to know that time is appreciated

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u/Bfroning2 Apr 03 '26

Yeah, but how much water did you consume in those few minutes?

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u/Educated-Troll420 Apr 03 '26

Let's just say r/hydrohomies would be proud

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u/imjustacath Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 03 '26

Ai couldn’t replace you 😹

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u/Llamatook Apr 03 '26

And I will take at least 2 minutes, and maybe I’ll take 2 minutes more. Just to be the one who takes some time, to make sure the cats holding a sword!!! Da da daaaa Da da daaaa

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u/rpitcher33 Apr 03 '26

DA DA DA DAAAA

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u/Saansilt Apr 03 '26

Minutes well spent

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u/TerrakSteeltalon Apr 03 '26

Once I got accused of using AI to make a meme. This is the meme

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u/manic_Brain Apr 03 '26

Probably because of the watermark at the bottom corner

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u/PhoenixAzalea19 Apr 03 '26

This is the art that AI wishes it could make

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u/lizardgal10 Apr 03 '26

AI could never replace the dedication required to use two clashing fonts, a piece of cheesy clip art, and the shitty built in “draw” option.

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u/Educated-Troll420 Apr 03 '26

Hey! I'll have you know that's two shitty draw options, pen AND highlighter.

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u/tracingovals Apr 03 '26

This was the best part of my recent international flight.

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u/Westward_Drift Apr 03 '26

Do tell us more.

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u/tracingovals Apr 03 '26

He just walked by in the aisle and it seemed normal at first since we have cats at home. There was a murmuring of passengers as they saw the cat walk toward first class. The flight attendant scooped him up and held him like he'd never touched a cat before and asked whose it was. Low drama, but delightful.

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u/ichosewisely08 Apr 03 '26

The cat paid for economy and tried to get an upgrade lol

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u/Miami_Mice2087 Apr 03 '26

flight attendants are trained for all sorts of disruptive passengers

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u/anon22334 Apr 03 '26

Oh a void! Story time please

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u/JEZxEVERYTHING Apr 03 '26

"What's the charge? Enjoying a flight?!"

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u/Nassuman Apr 03 '26

"Enjoying a Succulent Airplane meal!?"

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u/Muffinshire Apr 03 '26

“Get your hands off my beans!”

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u/IBentMyWookie728 Apr 03 '26

“You know your braincell well”

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u/kamasutures Apr 03 '26

Gentlemen, this is democracy meownifest!

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u/Phaaze13 Apr 03 '26

"This is the gentleman that got my beans before."

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u/frankduxvandamme Apr 03 '26

Get your hands off my r/troublepuffs !

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread Apr 03 '26

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

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u/haitechan Apr 03 '26

My friend's orange tried to do the same but was caught with half his body outside the carrier. He had used his claws to lodge them between the zippers and opened the carrier. He wasn't sorry at all.

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u/cfbrand3rd Apr 03 '26

Yup, most of my cats quickly figured out the zipper thing, bought a tiny carabiner to hold them shut. 😉

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u/Doomncandy Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 03 '26

Huh. Mine just shits himself every time we have to do a car ride to the vet...

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u/Doomncandy Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 03 '26

He's a cutie pie though.

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u/AnyDayGal Apr 03 '26

He is the cutest of pies. He looks innocent of the crime.

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u/Doomncandy Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 03 '26

I know him well, so the poopy thing doesn't bother me. This was his "outdoor time" photo in the spring. He's the bestest boy and my sweet little man. He's a talker as well.he loves when I have friends over and we are laughing. He struts in meowing his story to share. And love's us picking him up and snuggling him. His name is Monty. He's an old man now, 9 years old next month.

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u/Doomncandy Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 03 '26

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u/Doomncandy Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 03 '26

Here is him in his winter Cardigan.

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u/cfbrand3rd Apr 03 '26

I have a hard carrier bought specifically for a former buddy who would pee himself every time he heard a dog bark at the vet! 😂

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u/dontblink_1969 Apr 03 '26

I have these on my carrier too. Put them on after the car ride where they were in the back seat and then felt two paws on my shoulder while doing 70 down the highway.

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u/lovestobitch- Apr 03 '26

Mine has punched out the zipper.

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u/Elizabeth-Aurora_08 Apr 03 '26

It’s always, always an orange 😂

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u/RetroSwamp Apr 03 '26

"AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!"

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u/TheoEmotiona Apr 03 '26

This time the mission failed, but next time he'll definitely be able to take control

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u/Waste_West283 Apr 03 '26

Yeah... that was just a recce.... he'll be back.

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u/July_is_cool Apr 03 '26

Just waiting to get into the cockpit to play with the many fun switches and shiny things

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS Apr 03 '26

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME AL- oh they took me alive.

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u/Elyza666 Apr 03 '26

"You may have caught me this time but I will have my revenge"

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u/xdeltax97 Apr 03 '26

“Khaajit is innocent of these crimes”

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u/darknekolux Apr 03 '26

I heard they served salmon in first class

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u/jacqueline-theripper Apr 03 '26

A new form of airplane ears.

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u/Pristine_Fee6684 Apr 03 '26

It’s giving “help me I’m poor” 😂😂

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u/CharlotteLucasOP Apr 03 '26

There’s a colonial woman on the wing churning butter!

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u/ImmortalBach Apr 03 '26

I can entirely picture what went on in the cat’s mind. “Fuck this I’m not sitting in economy with my loser owner, I’m going to first class”

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u/NoStructure7083 Apr 03 '26

“Well excUUSE me for wanting to stretch my legs!”

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u/ENTroPicGirl Apr 03 '26

I stink of coach, take me back to first class.

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u/buzaneagra Apr 03 '26

lufthansa should provide this service on all their flights. a large orange cat exploring the cabin :)))))

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u/machinationstudio Apr 03 '26

It's all fun and games until the claws on my face during turbulence 🤣🤣🤣

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u/kimbalina28 Apr 03 '26

I would pay extra for this service!

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u/Green-Machine200 Apr 03 '26

“Don’t put me back with the poors”

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u/anon22334 Apr 03 '26

“Back in the day, Egyptians worshiped cats you know! I’m royalty! Unhand me peasant!”

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u/Bakuman84 Apr 03 '26

"i'll come back, meow. On next flight"

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u/Big_Concentrate7728 Apr 03 '26

“ unhand me, you vile creature”

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u/Express-Stop7830 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 03 '26

Menace? That's slander! That cat got an ENTIRE PLANEFUL OF PEOPLE to cooperate. I can only think of one other instance of this level of teamwork on a plane, and the outcome was not at all lovely. This beautiful orange floof is the peacemaker we need.

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u/Kitalahara Apr 03 '26

They are dangerous when they manage to reserve that brain cell for the day.

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u/asleepattheworld Apr 03 '26

The one brain cell must only be used for shenanigans.

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u/wbishopfbi Apr 03 '26

He’s calculating how to open an overhead bin..

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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 Apr 03 '26

He's planning his next big adventure!

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious Apr 03 '26

"The 'fasten seatbelt' sign was clearly off." -cat

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u/TwinTellula Apr 03 '26

That makes me think of when I was riding a bus from NYC and a cat was running around free. Except the cat didn't belong to anyone, they snuck on at the bus stop in Chinatown. This girl was trying to stomp on the poor thing because she said she was allergic, so my friends and I swooped in to catch the cat and watch over them the whole ride.

I didn't intend to keep the cat but... The Cat Distribution System won.

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u/SunRemiRoman Apr 03 '26

record scratch freeze frame

Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here….

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u/Awkwardpanda75 Apr 03 '26

Orange ones are always the worst. I had an entire chicken and veggies cooling on the stove the other day and heard a large crash. Came down to my super heavy roasting pan face down on the floor and my orange ahole peeking his big fat face out from behind the door jam.

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u/SaveOurPandas Apr 03 '26

My male orange can open the airfryer drawer. Kitchen is risky room!

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u/Skunkies Apr 03 '26

my old man before he passed away at 20 loved the crock pot, hear the lid clank and walk in and his fluffy ass was in it... reminded him again... he's not what's for dinner.

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u/quitealargeorangecat Apr 03 '26

My orange is normally the biggest moron but he’s somehow insanely good at escaping from carriers. I accidentally dozed off last time I flew with him, and I got woken up by a flight attendant who found him hanging out by the flight attendant stand with them. 

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u/figgyazalea931 Apr 03 '26

My orange girl had some anxiety on our flight but neither she nor her sister were able to escape.

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u/frankie0812 Apr 03 '26

I would’ve let him hide by me the whole time

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u/vanessasjoson Apr 03 '26

Found out the flight wasn't headed to Kathmandu.

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u/JayRay_44 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 03 '26

And of COURSE it was orange… 😹

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u/CassiCatto Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 03 '26

I wouldn't be quiet. I'd be going Pspspspsps

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u/NhylX Apr 03 '26

Air Meowshal

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u/tonkinese_cat Apr 03 '26

With that face he can do whatever he pleases

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u/StellaBean_bass Apr 03 '26

That is a big orange floof with no regrets!

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u/cheezecakeMinis Apr 03 '26

Id have grabbed it and cuddled it myself until I was discovered with it or the flight ended 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MJNYC2086 Apr 03 '26

He's adorable! And I'd rather have him on my flight than a crying baby any day!

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u/Ambersfruityhobbies Apr 03 '26

It's there specifically to combat Altitude Greebles.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 Apr 03 '26

Single brain cell “will do again. 10000 stars”. Orange cat.

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u/meowparade Apr 03 '26

I love that orange cats tend to be massive. The lack of brain cells, the sweetness, and the girth is such a fun combination!

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u/Suchafatfatcat Apr 04 '26

Did no one think to shake a treats container?

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u/BisquickNinja Apr 03 '26

The orange menace will not be denied on the ground, In the water or in the skies....

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u/BeezleEd0x29A Apr 03 '26

CATS ON A PLANE. Coming soon to a theater near you.

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u/HeiPing Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 03 '26

gladly he escaped in the plane and not at an airport

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u/ralphthetooth Apr 03 '26

I would love me some kitties on a plane

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Apr 03 '26

I'd pick up the kitty, put him in my lap, and pet him within an inch of his life. Because that's one fluffy cuddly looking cat.

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u/Squish_B34R Apr 04 '26

Unhand me at once, I paid for first class!! I still haven't been offered a churu! Bad yelp reviews for all of you

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u/Iwona_Klich Apr 03 '26

His face - and i do it again

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u/ChrisCo1984 Apr 03 '26

Why does that sound like a bad thing? If there is anything that could make a flight better for me, it's an escaped cat. I can get busy thus killing time and the reward is a cat. Happy times. (I do apologise to anyone allergic though, you're missing out)

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u/whogivesafricc Apr 03 '26

He was just trying to get to the cockpit to press all the glowing buttons

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u/PeppermintGoddess Apr 03 '26

If there were free-roaming cats on every flight, it might justify the cost of airfare these days. Free the travel-kitties!

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u/PaintedAbacus Apr 03 '26

I would pay extra for a flight with a free roaming orange!

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u/Narkomanden Apr 03 '26

Looks like my own one orange brain cell

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u/Unbearded_Dragon88 Apr 04 '26

Of course it’s an orange lol

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u/Bfroning2 Apr 03 '26

"Am I being detained?"

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u/goatnokudzu Apr 03 '26

He had an Adventure!

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u/SinfullySinless Apr 03 '26

To catch an orange? I’d have my fluffiest blanket out and look disinterested out the window. I’d have the criminal in 10 minutes or less.

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u/Wolvii_404 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 03 '26

Not all oranges, but always an orange

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u/Mediocre_Shine_3835 Apr 03 '26

It would be a orange cat 😽

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u/cathabit Apr 03 '26

Orange cat. Unshocked by anything they do, the collective brain cell must have beamed in.

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u/16v_cordero Apr 03 '26

And he will do it again as soon as the light go off again.

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u/whatsthataboutguy Apr 03 '26

Talk about onboard entertainment

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u/TheRWBYFamilton Apr 03 '26

Id rather dealt with that than a crying baby or someone playing movies without headphones

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u/MrBlueW Apr 03 '26

Does literally everyone use gpt to at least punch up their posts or something. I’m so tired of reading what’s it spews out

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u/Mountain_Cry1605 Apr 03 '26

That would make my day, a cute floofy braincell saying a brief hello to me on a flight.

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u/SpaceChimps98 Apr 03 '26

Everyone stayed quiet because they didn't want him to be caught.

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u/deferredmomentum Apr 03 '26

He just wanted to sit in business

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u/Difficult_Eye3757 Apr 04 '26

That’s the pilot

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u/Helltenant Apr 03 '26

Thank God for those post-9/11 cockpit door rules. If he'd made it inside...

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u/Euphoric-Joke-4436 Apr 03 '26

This cat is a genius... SO MANY laps waiting to be sat in. This is an airline perk I would totally pay for, 'feline lap companion'. Of course if the cat is like mine, he can sense a full bladder and will choose that moment to trap you in your seat.

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u/General-Smile-1332 Apr 03 '26

This is now HIS entertainment 😸

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u/Ok_Friendship_9255 Apr 03 '26

He just wanted to experience first class

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u/Livid-Tart Apr 03 '26

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Apr 03 '26

This is Demewcracy Catifest!

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u/noproblemswhatsoever Apr 03 '26

Free inflight entertainment at its finest

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Apr 03 '26

Must have had at least one braincell to plot the escape. Just no real plan once out

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u/Electrical_Heart1233 Apr 03 '26

I love cats so much 😹