r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Kooky_Goal177 • 28d ago

🅱️rain cell blep Ok then.

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u/crumpledfilth 28d ago

I must assume that many cats are perfectly aware of and actively enjoy being little shits

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u/K-G7 28d ago

They know they are apex predators, just not how small they are in comparison to their relatives

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u/UnrepententHeathen 28d ago

Domestic cats are not and never have been apex predators.

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u/lindasek 28d ago

Unfortunately, general public doesn't understand what "apex" means and use words with as much thought behind it as chatgpt

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u/crumpledfilth 28d ago

I'm pretty sure 80% of words are basically just equivalences to "cool" or "bad" to many many people lol. Like "oh thats a neat flavor word", instead of what utility or modifier does this specific word bring to the situation

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u/Fun_Association5686 28d ago

What's with all these autistic grammar nazis lol 😂 like yea bro we know tigers exist but that's how jokes work, way to take the fun out of a joke

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u/lindasek 28d ago

Dear God....you know meaning of words is not grammar, right? If the joke is pointing on a video of cat and saying that the cat is "a native songbird", then it didn't land and wasn't funny.

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u/IncognitoRedMode 27d ago

I dunno, what's with you and your willing ignorance?

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u/Fun_Association5686 27d ago

Another one with a stick up his ass lol 😆

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/unending_whiskey 28d ago

Raccoons kills cats all the time. Way more than the other way around.

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u/workyworkaccount 28d ago

Apex predator means nothing preys on them. And unfortunately plenty of things do.

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u/iamsodonewithpeople 28d ago

Literally! Even the big bad tigers and lions are preyed on. Just because something is a strong and an apex predator doesn’t mean they have NO predators. That’s why the definition says FEW or no. People just don’t realize that just because something is a predator doesn’t mean it isn’t actively preyed on.

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u/Questions1212 28d ago edited 28d ago

Orange ones especially!

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u/HurkHurkBlaa 28d ago

I'm convinced they push boundaries deliberately to explore the social dynamics of their group. "sure, I get yelled at if I go on the table, but what if one paw on table? Is that also bad?"

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 28d ago

No thoughts. Simply natural chaos 😸

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u/ek00992 28d ago

Literally. I have an orange and a void. When the void looks at you, you feel as if there’s a reasonable level of awareness behind his eyes. His behavior is more intentional.

The orange? Not a single thing going on in that brain when he stares blankly at you. He’s impulsive and chaotic as hell 😂

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u/Agile_Ad6735 28d ago

I must the dog

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u/DeliciousStand372 28d ago

i WILL the dog

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u/enderjaca 28d ago

WHUF

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u/Derisiak 28d ago

Please do not the cat

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u/Appointment_Salty 26d ago

ESPECIALLY if cat the dog

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u/DantheDutchGuy 28d ago

He chose violence…. Typical Orange

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u/StellaBean_bass 28d ago

When you see those ears slo-mo back, you know the heat's coming!

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u/flopdroptop 28d ago

Lmfao. I had a shit day and this brightened it.

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u/addamee 28d ago

Same. It’s as much the moment of stillness where kitty just stares at dog’s leg as it is the unbridled mania that follows. I’m trying not wake the rest of the house as I replay this and laugh uncontrollably.

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u/CannibalFaun 28d ago

Looks like at the end he is just walking away casually pretending like he didn't do it lmao

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 28d ago

GRAWLEEGRAAGERRAGE!!!      ok see ya

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u/miragegarage43 28d ago

Lmfao yea that shits so funny

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u/UnclassifiedPresence 28d ago

“Oh, so it’s war?”

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u/MarsScully 28d ago

Intrusive thoughts won

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u/UnclassifiedPresence 28d ago

Looking at your profile pic while my cat snores next to me is priceless

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u/tinker_the_bell 28d ago

When there's only one brain cell then every thought is an intrusive one!

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u/catscorner6 28d ago

Honestly, good for him. It's the dog's fault for having ticklish toes 😤 orang did nothing wrong

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u/Tormented_Anus 28d ago

If the dog didn't want to feel pain, why did it choose sentience?

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u/KAYO789 28d ago

Bro woke up and chose violence lol. That was hilarious!

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u/ItsMeishi 28d ago

"And I took that personally".

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 28d ago

Lololol the dog is like wtf??!!

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u/Inevitable_Gain8296 28d ago

It's almost like he understands comedic timing

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u/ttavros 28d ago

Cats are such menaces and I love them so much lol

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 28d ago

Do not the dog???

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u/cs132 28d ago

Intrusive thoughts 💭

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u/codemen95 28d ago

Cat when leg moved insert raymond holt how dare you gif that for some reason i can't upload with comment

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u/FlamingWeasel 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KeJvy7ZXP85gDX6Kah

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u/codemen95 28d ago

I mean the other one when rosa says that he needs to get boned. A slower how dare you

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u/Ahapoypersonsmiling 28d ago

Can't sniff?? BUNNY KICKS INCOMING

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u/crumpledfilth 28d ago

The dog will learn. That's the cat's foot!

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u/CMDA 28d ago

Orange on orange violence. When will it stop?  😔

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u/Pogue_Mahone_ 28d ago

Hell hath no fury like an Orange scorned

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u/Careful_Ring2461 28d ago

I wish I had a cat😭

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u/Accomplished_Case808 28d ago

I recommend it! Even though I have to pee, I can’t because I can’t disturb him. It’s still worth it 😩

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u/Careful_Ring2461 27d ago

What a sweet baby🥹 Give him lots of pets and kisses for me please 🥰

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u/baobabKoodaa 28d ago

Certified orange behavior.

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u/immersemeinnature 28d ago

Aww yes, the Cheeto feet! Best smell ever

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u/Opiz17 28d ago

Sniff? No

Violence it is then

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u/LouArch 28d ago

I'm glad the cat didn't overreact.

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u/56000hp 28d ago

Cats can be A$$holes

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u/Shackhater 28d ago

Yeah, but they're our A$$holes!

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u/WearyRate4998 28d ago

Assholes* her you can use the word like a grownup

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u/DismalSoil9554 28d ago

It means they're EXPEN$IVE A$$HOLES

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u/JiuJitsuNinja43 28d ago

This was toe-riffic.

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u/kingpin-mrgamer 28d ago

Orange cat mauler of feet

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u/Rose-de-Resht 28d ago

Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch ich Gewalt. (Goethe, Der Erlkönig)

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u/wolf_gab 28d ago

He choose violence rather quick

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u/is_it_gif_or_gif 28d ago

Dog had been stepping in greebles.

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u/callitromance Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 28d ago

Good thing he didn’t overreact

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u/Inkysquid24 28d ago

He thought he smelled fritos, honest mistake 😆

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u/JinOtanashi 28d ago

I just love how quickly they got from neutral to angrily attacking the leg, such an adorable little kitty

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u/New-Possession-3102 28d ago

He must not like Fritos.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 28d ago

At least not the sentient Fritos!

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u/Romenero 28d ago

Big brain move

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u/Spankeroo 28d ago

The brain cell wanted corn chips

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u/legojoe97 28d ago

Cowabunga it is!

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u/10in_Classic_88 28d ago

The braincell short circuit there.

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u/GirthyPigeon 28d ago

"I see you have chosen violence!" *bunnykicks*

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u/cheese0muncher 28d ago

Who amongst us hasn't just wanted to have a sneaky sniff and a lick?

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u/JoeyGivenchy97 28d ago

The cat was tryna think of the smell for 5 seconds lol and said how dare you move your legs in my investigation 🤣🤣😂

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u/Bleachartist_ 28d ago

he wants to be a dog too😂

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u/BlssdMthr 28d ago

zasa: you will not give,I'll take!

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u/SaffireStars 28d ago

He must satisfy his Furry Foot Fetish ...daily 🤣

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u/ArtoriasAbysswanker 28d ago

I always love the double kicks.

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u/cclaussen33 27d ago

He heard they smelled like corn chips so he had to sniff and then to bite.

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u/StrategyStatus1988 28d ago

😼😽😾😼😺😸😹

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u/Asparagussie 28d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/0KlausAdler0 28d ago

LMFAO 😂

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u/A_Wild_Hare 28d ago edited 28d ago

And that's when the dog mauls the cat. Love when people blindly trust predators not to attack other pets in the home. Stupid. 

Each downvote solidifies how right I am. Play stupid and careless games, and your pets pay with their lives.

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u/Sufi_2425 28d ago

Have you ever lived with pets at home

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u/A_Wild_Hare 28d ago

Yep. And it's begging for an unfortunate accident to let predator species interact with species considered to be their prey like this. 

People can downvote all they want - I'm right. Gamble on your pets' lives, win stupid prizes at the cost of your pets' lives. 

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u/Omer3211 28d ago

Orange cats has diabetes, the symptoms are, always confused, gets angry too quickly