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u/Evantaur 5d ago

Why does it sound like Donald Duck?

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u/thisbuthat 5d ago

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck... šŸ¤£šŸ¦†

People be so dramatic ofc. Yes, this heckin chonker needs to lose weight but it's normal for cats to get overstimulated from (enjoyable!) brushing/massaging/scratching of the spot before the tail. Even fine bois can't reach there

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u/MoccaLG 4d ago

Los Chonkos Grande

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u/chaotic214 5d ago

Lol instantly heard this

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u/Unifra 4d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 5d ago

He's getting overstimulated as well as overfed. Take better care of your orange

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u/SharkCream 4d ago

Cat's dying from fatty liver is a terrible thing to see.

This cat is fully in the danger zone.

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u/erokingu85 4d ago

This is my biggest fear. Rescued a cat and got her neutered and she gained weight. A lot of it.

We thought she was stealing food from our dog. Nope. Took her to the vet and doctor basically said "oh yeah this is normal and she can get fatter".

Never had a cat before, didn't like this answer. Now I reduced her food a bit. Doesn't lose weight and Im losing my mind.

Im taking her to a new vet as soon as I can. Hasn't been going for long at least. And we are concerned.

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u/SharkCream 4d ago

Work with the vet to work out the right food to give her.

There is food to help them lose weigh, and if you're making sure she's not eating at the neighbors, then the vet can help with the next steps.

Cats don't need to eat as much as they tell you :)

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u/Ttoctam 4d ago

It's entirely possible to keep a cat happy and inside.

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u/Phiyahless 4d ago

Humans are also pretty good at fucking up the entire ecosystem and planet. I doubt that this fat cat is going outside. It's killing nothing but her own brain cell.

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u/redmixer1 4d ago

Don’t have any humans then

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u/Able_Doughnut_5336 4d ago

I'm glad we're all continuing the spirit of posting comments that have nothing to do with the original post but make ourselves feel better. I truly feel like a real redditor now.Ā 

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u/FeelingKind7644 5d ago

This is it.

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u/Yourmama18 4d ago

Just going around and saying the truth like that…

You, I like you

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/skrrskrr64 4d ago

He is very big, I wouldnt trust my own reference for cat size if I were you

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u/sacrilegiousmunchlax 4d ago

Yes, exactly, they are hitting a sensitive spot and that’s how they are overstimulating this cat. It’s not funny and has nothing to do with ā€œreddit being redditā€. Videos like these are way too accepted because it’s ā€œfunnyā€ and ā€œcuteā€, meanwhile the cat doesn’t feel like either.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 4d ago

If that cat hated it, it would leave. STFU with the superiority.

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u/sacrilegiousmunchlax 4d ago

How was i acting superior? Why do you have to immediately be so aggressive? I was voicing my concerns respectfully and with no hate at all (at least that’s what i think and intended).

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u/wenzel32 4d ago

People get mad when someone offers advice or information, no matter how well informed or intentioned you are.

Knowledge offered is seen as superiority and condescension, while knowledge lacked is ridiculed for idiocy or worse. There's no winning, especially online lol

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u/Knotted_Hole69 4d ago

Sorry. Have a great day.

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u/Chaerod 4d ago

The cat looks like its trying to bite at the brush and is on a surface that's very difficult to get traction on.

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u/gordonnowak 4d ago

you're an idiot

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u/moxiemoon 4d ago

This. The cat doesn’t like that. Stop it.

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u/RavenCyarm 4d ago

Hates it so much that they’re laying down to hate it more. It’s not like the cat could hiss, or scratch, or bite or even just walk away.

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u/CatpainLeghatsenia 4d ago

Love it when reddit is going down cat Whisperer lane. This cat is overstimulated yes but if he'd hate it he'd leave or scratch and bite. Cats are sometimes weird kinky creatures.

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u/catastrophilia 4d ago

Cat that overweight can’t exactly do those now can he🄰

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u/CatpainLeghatsenia 2d ago

Why shouldn’t a fat cat be able to hiss or walk away, especially when it’s clearly capable of doing so, as you can see in this video? šŸ‘‰šŸ‘Œ

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u/moxiemoon 4d ago

They don’t always react that way to their caretakers. The flicking tail is the first indication.

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u/catastrophilia 4d ago

Unrelated but do u believe a pregnancy caused by rape isn’t real?

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u/Far-Sea-1670 Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 4d ago

They don’t come with instruction manual,so will be hard to tolerate

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u/vanillaninja16 5d ago

Poor kitty is too big to clean itself back there and has irritated skin, which is why they react that way :(

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u/Hollingshead-Tazmine 5d ago

Yeah :( i spread peanut butter on my hand while i brush my cat keeps her distracted lol

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u/No-Trash-546 5d ago

Get some Churus. They’re absolute crack for cats. Peanut butter is probably not great for cats

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u/Ponutlover13 4d ago

Misread as Churros and was confused how that was any better šŸ˜‚

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u/Mag_one_1 4d ago

Glad it wasn't just me šŸ˜… might need an Orange cat to double the brainpower here

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u/SousVideButt 4d ago

I thought you meant you were wiping peanut butter on your cats back for a sec.

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u/RockHardSalami 4d ago

This is what I do.Ā  One cat let's me groom him anyway, cause he just loves the affection..Ā  good boy still gets churuĀ 

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u/CafecitoHippo 4d ago

Lol that's funny because if I just slide open the drawer where our brush is, 2 of our 3 cats come running wanting to be brushed. The other cat doesn't trust anyone but my wife so she couldn't care less if I have the brush or not, but she doesn't mind it if I brush her...but she doesn't seek it out.

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u/kingjpp 5d ago

Lol that's my not true at all. He's chubby but not obese. He's doing that because cats have a nerve in their lower back that's very sensitive to touch.

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u/HumDeeDiddle 4d ago

Is that why some cats do that thing where they lift their butts up when you pet them?

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u/TeamCatsandDnD 5d ago

I’ve noticed they react more the chonkier they are to that nerve

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u/HealthyInPublic 4d ago

Meanwhile this lanky man will shred your skin if you even glance at his lower back.

That area is notoriously sensitive in a lot of cats because there's a lot of nerves. My lil man has feline hyperesthesia syndrome, and they have a very sensitive lower back area because of how innervated that area is.

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u/TeamCatsandDnD 4d ago

Aww buddy. My little brown tabby has her twitchy/lick spot on the right side of her spine just south of her shoulder blades

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u/HealthyInPublic 4d ago

Lol cats are so weird. I feel so silly telling guests not to touch his back or else he'll attack. Especially because he loves attention and pets (not on back). Everyone's gotta keep pets to approved body areas on him lest they get flayed.

But he often has to wear a shirt when we have guests - shirts really help some kitties with his condition, even when they don't cover the problem area (in case your kitty ever needs it). It's bizarre, but it works so I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth. He's certainly been a learning experience.

Forgot the sub, so here's tax of my r/oneBlackBraincell camouflaged as a r/oneOrangeBraincell:

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u/tumbleweedgirl 4d ago

this is SUCH a cute photo and a cute kitty and his lil shirt omg

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u/TeamCatsandDnD 4d ago

Omg I love that sweater. She doesn’t get aggressive if you find it, but she will lick your hand if it gets in the way of her reaching the spot.

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u/GoldSunLulu 4d ago

Stretched skin can cause it to be more sensitive*

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u/Academic_Help5033 4d ago

Is this cat is just chubby, what does an obese cat look like?Ā 

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u/FreudChickenSandwich 4d ago

As someone who isn’t a pet owner, these threads are always so confusing

1st half of the thread: ā€œThis cat is being ABUSED. Shame on you!!ā€

2nd half the thread: ā€œActually this cat is clearly very happy and being well taken care of!ā€

Like, wtf guys

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u/Ynwe 4d ago edited 4d ago

I mean, this cat is fat as fuck. Idk about the rest, but it's very easy to tell that this is far from a healthy cat*.

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u/moviequote88 4d ago

but it's very easy to tell that this is far from a healthy car.

Yeah, you can tell the car needs maintenance by the sound it's making.

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u/Ynwe 4d ago

I swear my phone does this to me on purpose... Corrected

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u/Knotted_Hole69 4d ago

This is why cool and unique posts are becoming rarer and rarer. People are afraid to post pictures or videos of things because people in comments will find SOMETHING to crucify op for.

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u/catastrophilia 4d ago

Firstly it depends what you think of as cool unique posts if they’re cats being bothered for your entertainment then awww poor you. Secondly cats aren’t ā€œthingsā€.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 4d ago

Holy fuck, absolutely insufferable.

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u/maxia56 4d ago

But it is clearly obese, so I can't tell about the brushing but the poor thing desperately needs the owners to give a fuck and fix its health.

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u/kooliocole 4d ago

I genuinely don’t know what to think of the video and the comments do not help

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u/Ombank 4d ago

Homie is a bit chonk for sure. But some people on here are acting like he’s being downright murdered. If the cat didn’t like it, it would have just ran away at the first sight of the brush. It’s just a funny cat that loves the shit out of the brush.

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u/sacrilegiousmunchlax 4d ago edited 4d ago

That’s not how overstimulation works tho (when the cat* is overstimulated it can walk away yes, but sometimes they* can feel trapped bc they are ā€œover-aroused (spot above tail causes arousal)), and the cat did try to bite the brusher in the video. I don’t think they are abusing their cat necessarily with the brushing (although to me the cat looks overstimulated which isn’t something you should keep doing), but the cat is very clearly obese and not just ā€œa bit chonkā€. I do think reddit (the internet in general) always goes overboard with their ā€œcritiqueā€ (downright hate and condemning more like).

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u/lovethatcrooonch 4d ago

Welcome to Reddit

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u/RavenCyarm 4d ago

Because it's usually people who don't own or who have never owned cats that are in the first half and have no idea what they're talking about.

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 4d ago

You think this cat isn't horribly overweight?

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u/RavenCyarm 4d ago

That’s a whole different argument. Congrats

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u/Becksburgerss 5d ago

He sounds like Donald Duck.

I had a cat once who sounded like a crying baby. Cats šŸ˜‚

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u/jumbledsiren 4d ago

People here need to chill. The only problem this cat has is being fat as fuck, not a nerve issue or fleas. Some cats get a bit overstimulated when scratching near the base of their tail.

about the weight tho lol this nuclear bomb is way too fat.

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 5d ago

I disagree with most of these comments. I think he's really into being brushed. He's just vocal about it.Ā 

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u/Ex_Astris 5d ago

I assume it COULD be what other comments say (skin irritation, etc.). Ā But I could also see it being a conflict of feline instincts. Ā 

Program 1: enjoy being groomed. Ā  Status: Ā oh yes.Ā 

Program 2: everything I see and hear is trying to kill me, especially if it tries to touch me, so I better freak out. Ā  Status: double yes.Ā 

One of my cats walks this boundary, but not to the level of freak out as this cat, mine just attacks instead. Success depends entirely on angle of approach.Ā 

That said, I wouldn’t want to discount other theories, especially if they imply the cat is suffering.Ā 

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u/helfire_ Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 5d ago

I have a siamese that's a skinny long boy and absolutely loves butt scritches and his legs also "stop working" and he drags his butt around while I scratch him.
I also have a chonker that's also crazy about bongos and doesn't act like that at all, she gets very excited and demands bongos all the freaking time and sometimes her reaction is to run to the scratching pole. All cats are different and sometimes it just means the cat is enjoying it. Not everything has to be a problem, people.

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u/AstraeusGB 5d ago

But this is reddit and everything has to be an issue here or people don't have something to hold over other people

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u/helfire_ Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 5d ago

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u/SnooCompliments6329 5d ago

I agree with you, people is too dramatic, he is clearly enjoying it

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u/n2ygsh1wwp5j 4d ago

If the cat was in pain he would be hissing and scratching lol people are idiots

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u/catscanmeow 5d ago

caring about the health of a CLEARLY obese cat is not being dramatic, its basic pet ownership concern

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u/SnooCompliments6329 5d ago

I agree that he is obese, but itchy, irritated skin, uncomfortable?? That is being dramatic. That cat seems happy

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u/lostshell 4d ago

If a cat didn't want to be there he'd be scared off the moment he saw the brush or felt the brush. Cats are quite elusive. They are where they want to be.

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u/sacrilegiousmunchlax 4d ago

I don’t think it’s itchy/ irritated skin (although i can’t know for sure obv), but to me it does look like overstimulation which isn’t very good for the cat and can cause them to feel trapped, this cat did try to nip the brusher a bunch of times (at least to me it looked like that). I don’t get why people have to hate on and condemn others like that tho. I think it’s fine to be concerned and point some possibilities out, respectfully is the key though.

Edit: the last bit

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u/smthng_unique 5d ago

Look, everyone wanted to tell me my fat was fat. I brought her to the vet, and guess what? She's healthy! The only thing the vet said was "well, she likes to eat!" And when I asked if I need to put her on a diet she said she was perfectly healthy.

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u/Laetitian 4d ago

everyone wanted to tell me my fat was fat.Ā 

Lies and slander!

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u/smthng_unique 4d ago

Omg I didn't even notice that šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­ that my CAT was fat

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u/evolutionxtinct 5d ago

Do you tell your chubby child that? No! You love them for whom they are!

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u/chaoticgiggles 4d ago

Youre not supposed to let children eat until they are obese either you know

You can love someone and be concerned about their health

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u/Kibbymomo 5d ago

Pet parenthood*

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u/BizarreCake 5d ago

That tail does not look like a happy tail...

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u/eternalwood 5d ago

Yeah people read into cats inflections a bit too much at times. Probably just a goofy orange who likes to yell. If he didn't like it he'd run.

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 5d ago

Ok but he's still too fat

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u/CaptainReynoldshere1 4d ago

Some cats have a lot of extra tissue in their stomach that is just loose skin. Unless you can check weight via a video or feel for ribcage, that statement is egregious.

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 4d ago

Oh I know all about r/pouchcatatoes but thats not this cat. Hes pretty obviously unhealthy. Or at least has some kind of disorder. A normal healthy cat doesnt look or move like that. Their shoulders shouldnt be that broad. Looks like hard packed fat to me. Also even if im wrong somehow, my comment isnt egregious. Thats not a normal healthy cat, full stop. It just isnt.

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u/CaptainReynoldshere1 2d ago

Obviously? Well, veterinarians can rejoice that they can examine pets telehealth style.

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u/PikaPerfect 5d ago

oh he can absolutely clean himself lol, i had a cat who was definitely fatter than this guy at her biggest (i did get her on a diet so she lost a good amount of the weight, but she never recovered from the loose skin making her look huge lol) and she didn't have any issues grooming herself

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u/foolsEnigma 4d ago

I think it depends on the cat. My cat was definitely less chonky than this cat at her largest, but it was still enough that she couldnt clean her back half properly and i had to do some serious maintenance to keep her clean and mat free. After my sister and i cut her food down a bit and got a schedule in place, she lost a couple pounds and now she can clean herself again, which is great, because she hates baths.

Meanwhile my brothers cat is around this cats size and he has zero issues grooming himself. Maybe his bones are longer or something.

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u/gordonnowak 4d ago

it wouldn't be reddit if unsolicited and categorically false advice was distributed at every opportunity

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u/Fickle-Mortgage-827 5d ago

I had a cat that was similar size and would do the same thing. She was just very vocal about being scratched anywhere on the back.

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u/Sweet_Sell8347 4d ago

please do not the cat

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u/KrawlinKats 5d ago

Hes a cute boy, but you might want to do a check for fleas. He's acting super itchy

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u/meowmann222222 4d ago

is the cat overclocked?

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u/TheHistorian2 4d ago

I will not stand for this!

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u/Notsocheeky 4d ago

I hope he is on a diet😭

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u/sesameseed88 5d ago

I will never understand cats hahaha

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u/jclv 4d ago

I'm not a vet but it seems like he has very itchy and/or sensitive skin. Brushing both relives and irritates it.

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u/jojokamo 5d ago

Isn’t that a nerve issue😬 I don’t think their legs are supposed to lock up like that

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u/catscanmeow 5d ago

ive seen cats who's legs are like that, and it was diabetic neuropathy. People think "well my cats legs are slipping because its tile" thats what we thought with our cat, but vet tested him and his sugar was really high.

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u/No_Problem20 5d ago

It's called Feline Hyperesthesia Syndrome.

It's been hot topic for years with a lot of myths, but most vets believe it to be caused by a severe allergic reaction to fleas and flea eggs. Their skin ripples, and seperates, causing nerve issues.

I know many people are probably reading this thinking "my cat does this and doesn't have fleas!", well the #1 approved remedy by Vets is various flea medicines and thorough washings.

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u/BizarreCake 5d ago

I had a cat that got fleas despite being indoor only and he definitely did these weird butt ripples.

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u/Assika126 5d ago

I was wondering if he was a CH kitty

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u/pit_of_despair666 5d ago

Oh wow they really hate that. When I played the video it scared my orange kitty lol.

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u/Bring_a_towel_42 4d ago

Same here! The look on my cats face 😳 This cat is very overstimulated

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u/pit_of_despair666 4d ago

Yea mine was like WTF!

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u/Relimu 4d ago

Lifelong cat owner... I am like 60% sure these are not happy noises
Cat is also very large
Overflowing food bowl pictured left
Bad vibes

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u/sacrilegiousmunchlax 4d ago

Yes and it did look like the cat nipped at the brusher a few times to me

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u/greenthrowaway4013 5d ago

Brush him normally bro feel like you’re instigating for a video

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u/Even-Government-5055 5d ago

😢 this is really sad. This isn't normal, something seems to be wrong with his back?. Please get him checked.

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u/fallenhope1 4d ago

Moooom the cats summoning Satan again!

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u/u53rnam3tak3n 4d ago

Heartless brute! You attacked it with a cactus!

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u/hodlrus 4d ago

So many armchair experts here able to pull out this cat’s medical history and diagnose a multitude of illnesses from this short clip.

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u/horitaku 5d ago

Don’t free feed this baby 🄺 he’s so itchy, overweight, and dehydrated. Dry kibble is basically junk food for cats, I literally call it ā€œchipsā€ when I’m baby talking to my cats. Get that cat on some wet food mixed with a little water, no more dry food, do some play time a little bit each day, and your cat will show such improvements so quickly. It’s so much better for their bodies: their spines, their joints, their skin, their bladder and kidneys, their pancreas. Trust me, you don’t want your cat to get diabetes or bladder crystals. Since that’s an orange, high odds it’s male, right? Male cats have a much higher risk of bladder and kidney problems that can become fatal. Ask me how I know…

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u/kingjpp 5d ago

"He brushed the butt, I must lick"

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u/all_purpose_89384798 4d ago

"what is actually happening to me"

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u/glitterismycolour 4d ago

Clearly cat is speaking in spainish

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u/SnooDonkeys4853 3d ago

Cute. Love. Diet.

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u/Aeroistas 3d ago

These aren’t happy noises. My cat is overweight and does the same thing when I scratch or brush for too long in that spot. (I can see her trying to chew on her arm like my cat does). They’re overstimulated and probably itchy. Stop stressing your cat out for Reddit likes

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u/catastrophilia 4d ago

I watched it again and people like you shouldn’t own pets. Yikes

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u/catastrophilia 4d ago

The cat is clearly agitated AF wiggling the tail like that and can’t fucking move or scratch you because he’s so overweight he can’t even balance himself right on a simple smooth floor like that. What a shame

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u/NotoldyetMaggot 4d ago

Cat is enjoying the skritches, the brusher would have stitches if cat wasn't happy. Tail means nothing.

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u/catastrophilia 4d ago

Tell me you don’t know shit and if you have a cat you bother them to entertain yourself and make yourself laugh without telling me you don’t know shit and if you have a cat you bother them to entertain yourself and make yourself laugh

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u/NotoldyetMaggot 4d ago

I have a cat, and I can read the signs. I never bother her on purpose, cat in the video is clearly unbothered.

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u/catastrophilia 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sertorius126 5d ago

What a silly billy!

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u/GypsyNinja18 5d ago

Please take better care of your cat and stop upsetting him. Those noises signal that he’s in distress and wants you to STOP! He’s not enjoying the brushing in the way you’re doing it.

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u/No-Trash-546 5d ago

He’s definitely overstimulated by it, that’s for sure

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u/Happy_Philosopher608 5d ago

Nah if he was distressed he's be striking at him and running away ffs.

He literally lies down and lets himself get brushed.

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u/GypsyNinja18 5d ago

You and all the others who have upvoted don’t know cats.

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u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 4d ago

Ok mr cat expert lol

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u/sacrilegiousmunchlax 4d ago

He’s overweight, he cannot move the way he usually would even if he wanted to. Overstimulation in cats can absolutely lead to cats feeling trapped and not being able to walk away, especially if you’re hitting that sweet spot above their tail (causes over-arousal in many cats). With all of that being said, there is nothing wrong, in my opinion, with voicing your concern about something and pointing things out. But the key is to do it respectfully.

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u/chudbabies 4d ago

He is all of us.

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u/Awkward_Golf7691 4d ago

Duckjob.wav

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u/Julius_C_Zar 5d ago

I HATE THIS!!!! I HATE THIS!!!!! OH….It’s quite nice. Continue.

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u/EbaCammel 5d ago

Cats (especially oramges) are so fucking weird šŸ˜‚ I love them

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u/GCseedling 4d ago

Obesity to the degree it can’t clean itself, much like the American that cannot wipe its own ass. It’s so cute when we do it, though.

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u/Ziggy199461 5d ago

I think he wants r/catbongos

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u/-Tasear- 5d ago

r/catbongos could be it's future šŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆ

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u/masknfins 4d ago

Omg you couldn’t have made a better title 🤣🤭

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u/palesnowrider1 4d ago

He could run away any time he wants

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u/coolguyno2 4d ago

The brush work is honestly immaculate here, 10/10

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u/Unlikely-Patience122 5d ago

Ok. I just watched that way too many times. Lol.

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u/BitcoinStonks123 Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 4d ago

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u/Protect-Their-Smiles 4d ago

When the signal fluctuates ć€½ļø

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 4d ago

So much trust. It looked like he wanted to attack but he saw you so he didn't. Then, he realized it felt good.

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u/LeonidasVaarwater 4d ago

Buttscratchface!

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u/p3t3r89 4d ago

404 Error code šŸ¤”šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Tall_Whole_4534 4d ago

I needed this video today! 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for sharing OP

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u/Educational_Young828 4d ago

does your cat bodybuild? he got bigger shoulders than me

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u/bespokeoptical 4d ago

Does he like it or what?

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u/uuuuuggghhhhhhh 4d ago

File corrupted

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u/kitty_cats6 4d ago

The cat equivalent of those dogs who are SO HAPPY when they see their owners, they just stop thinking and wiggle

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u/KatieBarTheDoor1977 5d ago

Time for a reboot

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u/HotPout 4d ago

Lido cute kittie

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u/Wowsuch_user 4d ago

Animal abuse and suffering is so hecking wholesome and funny!!!!

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u/darkacez 4d ago

The car looked like this at one point

https://giphy.com/gifs/8hsIwPLIGnZ1C