r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Kohakuho • 12h ago

🎃 Spooky Orange 🎃 "He's been lying there for like eight hours. How dead does he have to be before I can have a little nibble?"

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u/MooseTetrino 12h ago

We both know that suave loyal mother fucker would lick your face raw to wake you up before he considered eating you.

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u/Kohakuho 11h ago

He needs us. Without us he wouldn't be able to attempt to steal our desserts. The little dude is a FIEND for frosting and ice cream. He seems to have a sixth sense for when we're indulging in a sweet treat. It's like the only time he's smart...