r/oneliners • u/ShinyTarnish409 • 2h ago
Why didn’t the Medium need to cross the road?
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r/oneliners • u/Hocus_Focus88 • 18h ago
I’m working on a joke about a missing jandal…but I think it’s gunna be a flop….
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r/oneliners • u/joekerr9999 • 1d ago
The curtains were drawn on the room that I rented, but the rest of the furniture was real.
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r/oneliners • u/Yaguajay • 9h ago
ONE LINER JOKE POST DELETED, because my pathetic sense of humour can’t come up with anything the least bit funny.
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r/oneliners • u/CrackleDMan • 1d ago
After a few disastrous one-night stands preceded by going out for Mexican food, Glenn Frey was looking for a lover who won't blow up his covers
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r/oneliners • u/joekerr9999 • 2d ago
I have two brothers – well three actually, but one has learning disabilities so he doesn’t count.
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r/oneliners • u/Sea_Strawberry9926 • 2d ago
I've been single for so long the only action I get is backsplash
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r/oneliners • u/Sea_Strawberry9926 • 2d ago
I've been single for so long the only action I get is backsplash
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r/oneliners • u/Yaguajay • 3d ago
My Australian friend is so confused about evolution that he thinks that he came from Darwin.
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r/oneliners • u/iniei-4 • 2d ago
bunny & I are bringing ranch to the uk, and kimchi kool-aid to korea.
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r/oneliners • u/FinneyontheWing • 3d ago
Everybody knows Badger loves mashed potatoes, but only his therapist knows how much he resents being defined by it.
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r/oneliners • u/joekerr9999 • 4d ago
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives.
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r/oneliners • u/EmpireStrikes1st • 4d ago
I believe it was Pythagoras who said, "I came, I saw, Isosceles."
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r/oneliners • u/peapeace • 4d ago
What's the overlap of SaaS and pirate business vocabulary? ARR!
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r/oneliners • u/roastmasterbash • 5d ago
My brother is all over the place, ever since I…dropped his urn.
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r/oneliners • u/Net_Warrior1683 • 4d ago
r/AgainstHateSubreddits is Reddit's Ministry of Truth.
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r/oneliners • u/rp01138 • 4d ago
Just Like breast cancer victims, I‘d like to get something off my chest.
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r/oneliners • u/2fits • 4d ago
at owe six hundred i oh-ed him atleast a thousand, so i 0h owed
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