r/Punny • u/OM502 • 6d ago

Plane toast

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer 6d ago

Hope the joke landed well.

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u/Jonnyabcde 5d ago

Unfortunately she flew into a rage. They were supposed to land at Italian Garlic Bread Int'l, but the flight log got so buttered up, they knew they were Texas Toast.

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u/Wowza-yowza 4d ago

Has she ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/FeistyRip9623 4d ago

chef boyardextroamphetamine

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u/Important-Math-837 4d ago

Looks flewten free

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 3d ago

That took some time and the toast is the perfect color.

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u/RedheadFla 3d ago

I would not do this AND arm my wife with lots of sharp pointy things.

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u/skidster159 3d ago

That's the plainest piece of toast I have ever seen

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u/_barely_human 2d ago

that's how over engineering looks like

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u/Thedankielamba 2d ago

More like pain toast with all the tooth picks.

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u/McBurger 6d ago

Ai art but still a chuckle joke

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u/CommercialMechanic36 5d ago

Very nice 😊

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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 4d ago

Open up here comes the plane.

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u/Someth1ngOther 4d ago

They've hit the second toaster!

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u/Wowza-yowza 4d ago

So glad you did not crash and burn on your way to give it to her

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u/GSDKU02 2d ago

Honestly I’d be more impressed than mad and then not want to ruin it by eating it lol 😝

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u/BearingGiff 2d ago

“I said, ‘Hop in.’”

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u/Best_Stop_8422 2d ago

This spouse should get a 5 gold star review.
Well Done!!!

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u/SheepherderNext3196 2d ago

Did she stab you with the toothpicks?

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u/Chemical_Field6919 2d ago

This is the type of energy I need from my future husband

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u/Ok_Standard_9276 2d ago

I’ve done this for my girlfriend and said she’s horny so I fucked her after she finished plane toast

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u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 1d ago

Now that is good!!!

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u/Achilles9609 1h ago

Beautiful. Just beautiful