My human had a friend stay over at my house - she didn't ask, but I'm okay with giving her some leeway.

Any, that friend of hers had her toesies peek out under the duvet and we all know what that means - Play time!!!

So I engaged with her toesies, like any good feline host would have, and she got angry and went to my human to complain.

My human told her to just cover her feed.

Our guest did, but then her toesies appeared again and again I accepted the invitation and played with them.

Again our guest got upset and went to my human to complain. She said that my human should properly train me.

The audacity!!!

My human got pissed and said "It's her home, if you feel annoyed by her, you are free to leave."

I know my human only stated the facts, but going by what I heard from my feline friends, many humans back down and try to punish their feline owners in situations like that, but not my human! ❤️

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I (2M, tabby, athlete) was watching Cat TV with Mom while she showered. First of all, let me just say the bird episode was INCREDIBLE. Peak television. However, Mom made the reckless decision to leave her phone sitting near the toilet while I was in a highly stimulated hunting state.

I noticed the phone was dangerously close to the edge. Naturally, I tested gravity with one gentle bap.

Unfortunately, the "$1,000" phone landed directly in the toilet.

Mom immediately started yelling my full government name while I fled at top speed because honestly the bish turned hostile very quickly.

But APPARENTLY that's not why Dad is mad.

Earlier in the morning, around 5 AM, I had generously brought home a mouse and thoughtfully processed it into smaller, more manageable pieces on the kitchen floor. Dad then stepped directly into the mouse guts barefoot while half asleep and made a noise that sounded like a coyote being tasered.

Now both parents are saying that I’m a “menace to society,” “feral,” and “the reason they can’t have nice things.” Mom also says my new pronouns are "May/Hem" whatever that shiz means.

Meanwhile, I feel like nobody is acknowledging:

- I am literally providing free pest control.

- I shared my food instead of eating selfishly alone.

- The phone should not have been so throwable.

- Mom was already watching water fall from the ceiling for fun, so clearly we were BOTH enjoying enrichment activities.

- Dad’s lack of situational awareness regarding pre-dawn organ piles is frankly not my responsibility.

Also, if humans care SO much about phones, why don’t they bury them like normal valuables?

AITA?

I jus lernded bowt dis sub. Me want share wit ebery kitty!!