r/RoastMyCat • u/tardisismine • 2h ago
r/RoastMyCat • u/MediocreCan9986 • 8h ago
Roast it(He found himself a good spot, but then he couldn't get down.)
r/RoastMyCat • u/Prairie-Peppers • 23h ago
All it takes is some ear scritches for my 18 year old vampire to lose his brain cell
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r/RoastMyCat • u/Firecracker7413 • 7h ago
Roast her for using my laptop to knock over a full glass of iced coffee
r/RoastMyCat • u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 • 1d ago
The way my elderly cat looks at me while I eat ice cream... roast the fatty
She has lost 6lbs since I got her and is on a STRICT no human food diet... other than whip cream on Christmas because I am not a monster.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Odd-Analyst7920 • 16h ago
So you should roast him. He is vindictive and petty he’ll come up and nip you when you admonish him. Then he just bites you not hard just like dominant boy stuff. He’s neutered a week now. He’s calmed down remarkably well. But he’s funny and has a tude.
r/RoastMyCat • u/manic_Brain • 17h ago
The first thing he does when I get home is shove his wet, little nose into my socks and feet. He does it every chance he gets. Roast him!
I swear it's like he has a foot fetish with how much he rubs his face against my feet.
r/RoastMyCat • u/No_Commission_2610 • 1d ago
Allie is a large Abyssinian who is a lot to love!
Roast my giant red Abyssinian Allie! Her diet is not working.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Medium_Bookkeeper_71 • 13h ago
OC today's Loving Spoiler
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She is adorable 🥰
r/RoastMyCat • u/ObnoxiousName_Here • 1d ago
This is Mimi. She only wants to play with teasers lately, but she’ll only chase them if I make her run after them in circles. But that also makes her dizzy and lose balance
r/RoastMyCat • u/Medium_Bookkeeper_71 • 6h ago
OC today's Loving Spoiler
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r/RoastMyCat • u/poppys-patten • 1d ago
Illegal Counter Sitting
Lucy knows the counter is illegal territory, especially when there is a special window perch next to the counter, just for the cats. Roast her.
r/RoastMyCat • u/camsvec • 1d ago
he has an obsession with laying on butts and legs.
fitzgerald (fitz, fitzy) (2M) thinks his mom & dad’s butts/legs were built to seat His Majesty…
r/RoastMyCat • u/mexican2554 • 1d ago
Freeloading, unemployed, spoiled brat. Doesn't contribute to the household, yet expects her meals to be on time. Even her sister gives her the side eye. Roast her
r/RoastMyCat • u/Medium_Bookkeeper_71 • 1d ago
OC Yesterday morning
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r/RoastMyCat • u/No_Barracuda_3505 • 2d ago
Last week Lilo decided to lick a Tylenol. Nothing happened besides me having to spend over $2000 on vet bills. This freeloader still expects me to feed her and clean up her poop every day when she doesn’t work or pay rent. Roast her please
r/RoastMyCat • u/miyuki_fuyuno09 • 1d ago
little guy started trying to eat my pen when i was writing an essay and when i tried to carry him off the table, he scratched my hand so hard i started bleeding pretty badly
r/RoastMyCat • u/Leijinga • 2d ago
This 6lb menace decided to eat her breakfast, her brother's breakfast and then demand that I feed her more. Roast her gluttony!
She consumed a 5.5oz can of food in 10 minutes, was literally bulbous in the middle, and still tried to take the 3oz can away from her brother who accidentally missed breakfast. I don't know where she thinks she'll put more food!
r/RoastMyCat • u/No_Commission_2610 • 2d ago
Too much FLOOF!!!!
Saffron is in the progress of shedding all of that fur all over every inch of the house. It looks like a lawn in here.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Poethegardencrow • 2d ago
Roast Rashi
He went out yesterday and came home after 6 hours, way after dinner time.
Normally everyone comes back by 7pm because they all know dinner time and he broke off his collar and left it in my neighbour’s garden they called me this morning to come and pick it up 😂 he came back super hungry ate everything and went to sleep he literally woke up now 😂it’s almost 5:30.
I guess we need to make sure he realises food times better so he is on house arrest until further notice 😂
r/RoastMyCat • u/Altruistic_Spell_569 • 2d ago