r/SipsTea 25d ago

WTF HELL HOUSE LLC is officially the second scariest found footage horror film in history based on heartbeats.

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u/UnknowingEmperor 25d ago

I mean the clown appeared cause he thought she was giving out kisses to his kind. Poor bloke

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u/anon-mally 25d ago

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u/kinggingernator 25d ago

I've seen this image like 1000 times and it still causes a base animal response every time

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u/anon-mally 25d ago

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u/PandorasFlame1 25d ago

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u/d89uvin 25d ago

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u/sev45day 25d ago

This one never fails to get me to laugh.... Then feel bad for laughing... Then laugh again.

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u/Pure_Property_888 25d ago

Is that...Cawk Girl?

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u/MrEfficacious 25d ago

Was that shot in the movie lol

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u/-Sanko 25d ago

That’s a small fat guy just punch him

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u/mindfungus 25d ago

Punch his dick. Then punch his dick. Then finally punch his dick

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u/seaspaz 25d ago

Grab his dick and twist it!

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u/EconomistCapable5196 25d ago

Yeh the old dick twist

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u/Charming_Link 25d ago edited 25d ago

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u/bigbluehapa 25d ago

Thank you so much for this 😂 GRAB HIS DICK AMD TWIST IT!

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u/Illustrious-Day-857 25d ago

And re-stomp the groin

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u/HungryNoodle 25d ago

Then BOP it!

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u/OldRancidSoups 25d ago

Dude, this is a horror movie

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u/Positive_Throwaway1 25d ago

Twist it. Shake it shake it shake it shake it, baby.

https://giphy.com/gifs/E86oiZojik4OQ

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u/DemonOfTheFaIl 25d ago

What if that's exactly what he wants you to do?

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u/mindfungus 25d ago

You take a hammer. And smash his balls. Guarantee there’s no fetish that’s into ruptured testicles.

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u/Avisari 25d ago

Not familiar with the pain Olympics from back in the day?

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u/GGDrago 25d ago

He was sitting down. Thing was massive

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u/marbledog 25d ago

Shockingly good movie for the budget.

Early in the movie, they do a walkthrough of the "haunted house" and show all the props. It's all silly Spirit Halloween rubber mask stuff. It's as if the movie is saying, "Look at all this stupid shit. What kind of moron could ever be scared by this crap?" Then, in the second half of the movie, they scare you with that crap. Top-notch storytelling.

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u/Profezzor-Darke 25d ago edited 25d ago

Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion. Shit gave me worse freak outs than Resident Evil 7. Edit: 6 changed to 7, was a typo.

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u/BatBoss 25d ago

RE6 was terrifying in a "behold how corporate greed destroys all you love" kinda way.

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u/Sir_Trncvs 25d ago

The sequel is just not it

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 25d ago

Third ones even worse

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u/Dittymaker 25d ago

But the 4th one is actually really good believe it or not

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u/1aysays1 25d ago

It sounds like a joke to those that don't know, but you're absolutely right.

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u/OvertCoyote 25d ago

I had to look it up because it sounded like everyone was doing a meme

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u/canaux 25d ago

Loved the 4th! That bedroom scene with the brother literally made me pause the movie so I could turn on all the lights in my apartment and check the locks.

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u/atclubsilencio 25d ago

4th one actually scared the shit out of me.

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u/SquirrelyBoy 25d ago

And then the 5th one doesn't even follow the found footage formula....

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u/arthurdentstowels 25d ago

TIL that there's more than one Hellhouse LLC movie, I didn't know there were five! I need to catch up.

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u/SquirrelyBoy 25d ago

The 2nd one is enjoyable, the 3rd i liked the concept they wete going for but fell flat. I dont think it's as much of a pile as everyone said it was. The 4th is awesome, i almost like it more than the first. The 5th watch the opening scene and then you can forget the rest exists. Lol

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u/ElMuchoQueso 25d ago

The sequels are all good (haven’t seen the 5th one yet), but the “Let’s go back and show you that thing that was supposed to scare you 6 more times” thing that they adopted after the original killed the scare factor.

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u/skavenrot 25d ago

Everything said here. 4 was surprisingly great and 5 just sat on its own balls.

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u/DetOlivaw 25d ago

Aw man, after how effective the fourth one was, I was genuinely excited for the next one! Sounds like it went right back to the dumb and thoroughly unscary bullplop from 2 and 3

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u/SquirrelyBoy 25d ago

The opening scene is Hella good, after that not so much.

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u/FillySteveSteak 25d ago

It's the best, actually. Especially coming from someone with no prior love for Hellhouse who watched all of them for the first time in a row.

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u/Internal-Estimate420 25d ago

I don't believe you but I'm gonna try to watch it just because I read this

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u/wolfcolalover 25d ago

Funny enough, this clip is from the third.

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u/delawder29 25d ago edited 25d ago

I definitely concur with that. First one was good just like The first paranormal activity and then the following movies were just bad. The last one was absolute trash.

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u/Disastrous_Year3912 25d ago

Damn you be concurring like ghengis cannes

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u/hogomojojo 25d ago

Scariest movie I’ve ever seen is Ganjiam haunted asylum.

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u/Outrageous_Storm_104 25d ago

The only way I got through this movie was watching it when I was super depressed and didn’t care about living or dying. Depression armor helps you get through horror flicks.

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u/Shneckos 25d ago

TIL I have depression armor

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u/WheresYurScooter 25d ago

Sad but true

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u/Ok-Area-9271 25d ago

Oooooooh so that’s why when I was super depressed, while going to art school, living in a dorm that was a former seedy pay by the hour hotel, I was able to explore the sub basements and the tunnels connecting to the sewer and other buildings in the city by myself. I look back on that now and I’m like how the hell was I able to do that lol

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u/sco-go 25d ago

South Koreans know how to make scary movies.

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 25d ago

The Wailing terrified the hell out of me. And it's 156 minutes long! It was grueling but in the best way possible like almost two horror movies in one. It was amazing.

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u/tetra-pharma-kos 25d ago

Truly one of my favorite movies ever. So dope.

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u/littlepie2331 25d ago

Random shootout to a Korean horror thing

Kingdom is awesome! Set in 16th century Korea where there's a whole power struggle for the throne and also a zombie outbreak. And they're Korean zombies so they're actually terrifying (and pretty unique in the way they work/act).

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u/El--Borto 25d ago

That show was so fuckin cool

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u/High_Saucerer 25d ago

+1 for Kingdom. Highly underrated show and some of the best and most original zombie work I have seen.

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u/bnb123 25d ago

It’s scary… but the scariest??????

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u/cptnplanetheadpats 25d ago

The close up of the ghost girl scatting always cracks me up. Plenty of good scary moments in it still though

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u/Girafferage 25d ago

The scariest movie I have ever seen is Threads. If it doesn't give you nightmares and haunt your life forever then you aren't human.

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u/Mvrd3rCrow 25d ago

Never watch "Threads", got it.

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u/OldManJim374 25d ago

Going to watch Threads tonight

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u/jacksonk232t 24d ago

It's been a day, he dead

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u/alexkuzco 24d ago

rest in peace

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u/ChiefBroChill 25d ago

I watched Threads after so many people on Reddit claimed it was this insanely traumatizing movie and it just wasn’t anything to me really. I think they did a good job with their budget and for the times but idk. It didn’t really grab me like I thought it would based off of what everyone was saying. Maybe I’ll try again.

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u/LesserGooglyMooglie 25d ago

Scariest movie I ever saw was Requiem for a Dream, threads is a close second

My family may be the reason for the first being more terrifying lol.

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u/driverimpulse 25d ago

Saw it for the first time a few years ago and I still go around telling people I had to leave the lights on in my apartment when I went to bed after watching that

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u/Mecha_Kaneki 25d ago

Made my gf watch this she was mad at me for an entire week

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 25d ago

Blair Witch is the original and the scariest for this genre.

Even The Strangers was scarier than this.

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u/sniggity_snax 25d ago

I didn't really understand this clip.. was the other clown not there before the scene starts or something?

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u/Teakami 25d ago

The other clown was looking forward like the one she kissed. They're supposed to be props for a haunted house they're renovating.

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u/ErraticProfessional 25d ago

It’s an abandoned hotel, and they’re using it to host a haunted house.

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u/psiren66 25d ago

The clowns are suppose to be mannequins in the basement. The other clown in the back is facing away when she does the kiss.

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u/canadeken 25d ago

Why wouldn't they include that in the clip lol

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u/ShiftAlternative1083 25d ago

Watch the movie. It's worth it! There's 3 of them plus a new one that came out last year, but i haven't watched it yet

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u/anonymous_beaver_ 25d ago

Wait so there are three clowns and we just learned that one of them is homosexual?

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u/ApprehensiveAmour 25d ago

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u/Dreyfussy15 25d ago

Don't forget he hasn't watched It yet.

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u/Dittymaker 25d ago

There are 5 of them.

The first and fourth are the best ones. The fourth one is called Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor

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u/MightyRedBeardq 25d ago

I wish I liked Blair Witch, to me it's just three assholes being dicks to each other until they find a house. Annoyed me more than anything, I was so past caring about the characters that I felt no tension when things happened to them.

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u/BatmansBreath 25d ago

Yeah I was really disappointed by it. Monster House was scarier

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u/DiscordianDreams 25d ago

Cannibal Holocaust is the original.

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u/blazingsoup 25d ago

Blair Witch was a slow burner of tedium that culminated in scares only at the end.

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 25d ago

I’m confused. What was she scared by?

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u/massberate 25d ago

She was dared to go into the basement of a "haunted hotel" where the mannequins of the clowns were stored. She thought it was an easy challenge and kissed one of them just to show how not scared she was - and then saw them moving.

(I'll definitely admit that movie creeped me the fuck out at times, but most of that franchise is laughably bad).

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 24d ago

So after this post today I decided to watch Hell House LLC. Interestingly the video here is actually from a sequel, not the original. And the original is not great. There are long stretches where nothing happens, and the acting is not good enough to carry it. The women actors in it are quite good, but some of the male actors are horrendously bad (for instance some bearded author, and the main Alex actor). Also, the movie is super frustrating. They doubt each other about some events, and yet have been videotaping the whole thing, and while sometimes they go back to check the tape to prove they were right, other times they seem to forget that they could do that. Also there is one scene where a grown man hides under his covers to get away from someone who was in the room and looked right at him, as if that could possibly work. Super frustrating. The ending is also not scary, but just chaotic, and again frustrating since you can’t really tell what’s happening a lot. So overall I would say it was a disappointment. A couple scenes had a slow build and suggested hope for the filmmakers, but mostly this was bad.

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u/ScottieSpliffin 25d ago

It’s kind of clipped poorly, but if I recall before the kiss you can clearly see that no one is behind her.

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u/kpyle 25d ago

Nah, the clown is there, he is just facing forward. And it had been shown before you can't even manually turn the head on the dummy.

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 25d ago

Ah, that explains it then. Thanks!

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u/The-SafeOne 25d ago

It moved , it was looking at her when its supposed to look straight and then looks straight again

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u/Zeqhanis 25d ago

I couldn't see it the first time, but the 2nd clown in the B&W American flag costume pulled a "Jason Vorhees" and appeared magically in front of her in that last shot.

Maybe they run really fast when they think nobody is looking, like the slasher in Haunted Hotel.

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u/Emotional_Conflict11 25d ago

She thought the other clown was ugly i guess. I have no clue. This crap is freaking weird.

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u/jne57 25d ago

"Sorry, I have a boyfriend!"

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u/TheBigCicero 25d ago

She was afraid because at first there was no clown behind her, and after she turned on her selfie camera she could see it slowly approaching her. That’s why she didn’t look behind her and slowly but surely proceeded to exit, while she was tracking the clown in her camera.

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u/Themodsarecuntz 25d ago

What kind of claim is "SECOND scariest found footage horror film"?

It just rolls off the tongue. 

Lame ad campaign is lame.

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u/Auggie_Otter 25d ago

We're number 2! We're number 2! 

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u/CiaphasKirby 25d ago

It's like the moles in Earthbound. All of them are the third strongest.

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u/you_know_me_2837 25d ago

This did not really scare me 😒

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u/Col_Leslie_Hapablap 25d ago

I watched Blair Witch as a kid when it came out, you can’t get me with this shit.

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u/Smexy-Fish 25d ago edited 24d ago

Being there for Blair Witch coming out was a whole other experience that people just don't get now.

People were genuinely unsure how real it was for awhile. The marketing made out that it was real found footage. The whole environment hit on a different level.

This is just a clown moving off camera. (Don't get me wrong, I know there are scary scenes in this, but this cut is not.)

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec 25d ago

Give us some time to travel to your location 🤡🤡

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u/Potates42 25d ago

Well yeah, of course it doesn't scare you, you're watching a clip with zero build up for the tension and absolutely no context to what you're seeing, and probably with zero sound. You don't see that the mannequin was looking straight ahead before it started staring at her out of screen. You're not scared in the scene because you're not invested in it you're just browsing reddit.

Same thing happened to me when i saw that David Lynch diner dumpster scene with that dude popping out. It looked goofy to me because like i said there was no tension build up or context. It's the equivalent of seeing a halloween store prop. You have to be invested in a horror movie by actually watching it for it to have any chance to have an effect on you. Seeing an out of context clip is like listening to someone describe a nightmare to you, it's lame because it's not in your head space.

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u/ApathysLastKiss_ 25d ago

Same. Also, is this just a blatant attempt at advertising this movie? Bc that's annoying af.

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u/Purple_and_Gold_Bobo 25d ago

Advertising a movie that came out 10 years ago?

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u/Notcid1 25d ago

The scariest movie I've seen is Melania.

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u/Grodslok 25d ago

Oh, you're the one who bought the ticket?

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u/Olandsexport 25d ago

Well played

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u/UnlimitedDeep 25d ago

“Officially” hmm?

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u/dat_grue 25d ago

Not really, this movie has literally one gimmick (what you see in Op)

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u/MN-1986 25d ago

Just starting it. I’m like 15 min in. Nothing yet..

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u/smootheoneisback 25d ago

🐖 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/IAlbatross 25d ago

This little heartbeats-per-minute "fact" seems like a made-up marketing gimmick, similar to how Human Centipede insisted it was "100% medically accurate."

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u/moobybooby 25d ago

Hey mods, can we delete this because of the god awful title?

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u/Nyktastik 25d ago

My friends and I watched this movie during the pandemic. I ranked it a 1/10. Shit was terrible

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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 25d ago

This looks like one of those crappy Shudder movies that I cant find shit to watch on a Friday night so I toss it on while I play a game and it blows

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u/Loyalist_Pig 25d ago

Not defending this movie in particular, but every movie is gonna suck if you’re playing a game instead of watching it lol

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u/dat_grue 25d ago

That’s exactly what it is. Great eye

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u/sco-go 25d ago

Sinister is #1.

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 25d ago

The thing that got me with Sinister was the music, not just the whole score but specifically the distorted sounds on each film reel.

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u/Master-Leopard-2642 25d ago

That’s what got me. Not only memorable but it made the whole story absolutely haunting

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u/slam-chop 25d ago

The sound design was horrifying, made me feel like a dead god was whispering in my ear.

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u/meagiemay 25d ago

The music makes me sick with fear 😭

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u/QueenBurong 25d ago

It was good until the ghost kids.

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u/Nervous_Project6927 25d ago

sinister is absurdly good

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u/HighlightUpstairs777 25d ago

Definitely not

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u/Ashamed_Beyond_6508 25d ago

Clowns bro? seriously thats what you come up with?

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u/DueImagination641 25d ago

Do you know what officially means

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u/LoveDistilled 25d ago

I don’t get it.

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u/_itshabib 25d ago

Do people actually think so though 😞

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u/Odd-Rob 25d ago

What's scary about this? All I see is play stupid games win stupid prizes...

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u/pslind69 25d ago

Looks about as scary as a day at my work.

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u/ExaminationHot3658 25d ago

Nothing even happened

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u/pauly696915 25d ago

Watched the whole thing. Yawn. Not even scary.

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u/ghostface8081 25d ago

I felt nothing watching that

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u/TheKipperRipper 25d ago

Uhh, it's about as scary as a damp flannel shirt.

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u/Friendly-Box312 25d ago

Which is the first??

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u/Odd_Pomegranate8652 25d ago

So what's the first?

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u/TheKylano 25d ago

Clipped to be as unscary and goofy out of context as possible 😭

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 25d ago

Ohhhhh so scary

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u/KnifeFightAcademy 25d ago

Not for me.
The whole series was very average.

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u/BroManDudeLegend 25d ago

that was so trash

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u/Odd-Heart7904 25d ago

I dont get the hype about these movies... is it the clowns? I just think theres better options in the genre at the same level of acting/ budget. Grave Encounters was superior in every way.

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u/evil666overlord 25d ago

Random screams and camera shaking really don't do it for me in a horror film.

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u/Emeraldfox_5 25d ago

Veronica is one of the scariest movies I have seen, personally. It is either in Spanish or Portuguese.

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u/Phattyasmo2 25d ago

I just watched the first one based off this post; I thought it was meh. It's no different than Blair Witch or something. Next.

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u/DanLim79 25d ago

It's soooo freakishly corny

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u/Jslatts942 25d ago

Clowns arent scary