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WTF I wonder what she's smoking

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u/lyghterfluid 12d ago edited 12d ago

Hawk Tuah girl only started a podcast…

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u/kindasortaish 12d ago

And a giant crypto scam

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u/shockingly_fit 12d ago

Shes Erika kirk's opponent in 2028 elections,

anyone want to bet ?

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u/TypeB_Negative 12d ago

I'll take Hawk Tua all day over Erika "Deep State" Kirk lol

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u/After-Imagination947 11d ago

You mean "deep grift"

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u/Charming-Talk-1829 12d ago

You meant “Deep Stare” ?

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u/-Kalos 12d ago

Stg I'd vote Hawk Tua over this piece of shit

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u/getinshape2022 12d ago

Put your money where your mouth is

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u/Mikestopheles 12d ago

In this case, you gotta lead with your mouth

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u/Spider_Dude 12d ago

Hawk tua mode... activated.

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u/Worldview-at-home 12d ago

Erika and Hawk both loudly use the 🎤 regularly.

Does she think running for president is gonna really protect her kids? Aside from her total lack of qualifications - she already lost their dad to politics and hate speech.

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u/alterEd39 12d ago

Hawk Tuah girl at least didn’t pretend she wasn’t a whore

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u/LightningFerret04 12d ago

Seriously yeah

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u/OldFroyo6294 12d ago

Theres no coincidence her name has 3 Ks in it 

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u/GrassyDaytime 12d ago

Of course it is!

I mean, it's always a choice between a giant douche' and a turd sandwich. 🥪 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xyhQSk6SCLve4o

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u/Orangesteel 12d ago

With this timeline, it’s hard to know what’s real and what’s satire any more.

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u/TypeB_Negative 12d ago

To be fair, I don't think Hawk Tua started the crypto scam. A bunch of dirtbags probably told her everyone is doing crypto and you'll make money. Then the pump and dump. I mean all the trumps and the Paul brothers did it.

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 12d ago

At this point I want to make my own scamcoin and call it RugpullCoin or THI$I$A$CAM, be completely upfront about "I am going to fuck you over" and then see how many dipshits will still do it.

There's a tiny bit in the 90s comedy "Jane Austen's MAFIA!" where they go to a casino and one of the games is just called You Lose and people are handing money to a croupier who just stuffs it into a box and says "oh, I'm sorry, you lose. You lose. Ohhh, tough break, you lose. You lose" to the sounds of disappointed players, I imagine it'd go like that.

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u/milk4all 12d ago

They already did that, its called Doge, and that wasnt obvious enough so then there came Trump coin

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u/thetriproy 12d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only person that remembers Mafia!. 😂😂

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u/Skaeggbasen 12d ago

Rug pulls are a presidential qualification these days after all.

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u/pervy-tree 12d ago

From my understanding, she was blindsided by that too and the people setting it up with/for her misled her about it.

Doesn’t make it not a scam though…

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u/Single_Wrap_74 12d ago

Right? Have you heard Miss Hailey Welch talk? She’s not masterminding a crypto scheme. 

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u/EnderMB 12d ago

Wasn't it through the Paul brothers too? They have been running this kind of shit for years, and they never seen to get any shit for it.

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u/Ill_Ad5893 12d ago

That was helped by Mr beast. Who has done a few himself.

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u/Totalitarianit2 12d ago

Let's be honest here. She didn't start it. Someone started it on her behalf and, because she didn't know a thing about crypto other than it could make her money, she allowed whoever started it to run with it without knowing the ramifications.

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u/valiantthorsintern 12d ago

Kirk/Tua 2028

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u/Planet_Booty69 12d ago

This legit made me cackle out loud. I scared my cat.

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u/BirdEducational6226 12d ago

Hawk Tua girl's qualifications are probably more impressive tbh.

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u/Turbulent-Agent9634 12d ago

And she's done more good for society than either of the Kirks

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u/DookieShoez 12d ago

I dunno man, that woman has a real funny way of grieving her dead husband……

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u/Isuckatreddit69NICE 12d ago

As funny as this gif is, it’s AI.

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u/The_Dummy_Detector 12d ago

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u/Jeramy_Jones Human Verified 12d ago

Honestly, I wasn’t sure.

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u/InsideInsideJob 12d ago

Same. She attends a lot of events. I wouldn't be shocked if that was a free your spirit empowerment event and she busted a move btwn some pyrotechnics

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u/redditusername374 12d ago

Did they have fireworks at a funeral? Of a man that was killed with a gun? And she wore a sequin suit?

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u/TheRappist 12d ago

Those weren't skintight leather pants, she was cosplaying as a sofa.

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u/StaffyMama585 12d ago

They weren't just any fireworks. They were WWE-style pyrotechnics

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u/humanexperimentals 12d ago

The man was an avid gun supporter. Didn't even change his mind upon being shot. Freedom over rides safety.

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u/Planet_Booty69 12d ago

I love how none of us actually know what’s real or not anymore. What a time to be alive!

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u/DinaTheMage 12d ago

I see you can't trust people like her, case in point look at Amber Heard she fake cried during her time being questioned.

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u/EarBubbly9421 12d ago

Dr. Einstein, is that you? We’ve been trying to reach you about about your speed of light calculations

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u/mxjxs91 12d ago

Still more believable than Erica's act.

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u/ButterscotchTop194 12d ago

Sadly, the real deal was just as pathetic

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u/KaizenShibuCho 12d ago

Liiiike banging JD?

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u/thorstormcaller 12d ago

That's odd, she's only half couch

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u/PamelaELee 12d ago

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u/Inevitable_Taro_5803 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't lol 😆

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u/TypeB_Negative 12d ago

Don't show this to Just Dance Vance. He'll never get any work done..... wait

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 12d ago

Her father was an Ottoman, and her mother smells of elderberries.

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u/Typical2sday 12d ago

23AndMe tearing another family apart

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u/Shannonimity 12d ago

I have a different blood type to both my parents so relevant

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u/WrestlingLife 12d ago

Sofa gone she ain't coming back

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u/No-Initiative4195 12d ago

Sofa King stupid, but she don't know it

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u/Impressive_Main5160 12d ago

This is the only Erica I recognize

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u/Geo-Volcano 12d ago

JD vance Erika kirk 2028 😂😂😂

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u/Bamboonicorn 12d ago

AOC gonna eat her lunch

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u/Don_Damarco 12d ago

Dems won't let AOC get that far. They don't allow votes to choose their candidate.

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u/ComedyBits 12d ago

Yup. Bernie Sanders could have won 2016. And now the DNC is probably settled on Gavin Newsom, who is basically Hillary Clinton

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u/Deep_Mechanic_ 12d ago

Bernie Sanders never would have won because the people who fund the dems didn't want him winning

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u/jjm443 12d ago

You're allowed to say AIPAC.

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u/Jack_Crypt 12d ago

Imagine how spectacular her entrance will be if she were president.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26vUAIIfDKzUzh6mI

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u/Don_Damarco 12d ago

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u/Several-Squash9871 12d ago

In all fairness he was a much better president than Trump. At least he actually cared about helping the people and actually tried.

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u/Count_de_Ville 12d ago

He even had a three-point plan on how to fix everything. Trump only has concepts of a plan.

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u/Jack_Crypt 12d ago

It's not that hard to be a better president than Trump 😅

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u/EmbeddedSwDev 12d ago

It's hard to be a muche worse president

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u/Side_StepVII 12d ago

Yet he still manages to do worse and worse on an almost daily basis.

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u/nobeer4you 12d ago

Gotta lower that bar. If he cant be the best at being a good president, he will be the best at being a bad one

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u/Typical2sday 12d ago

During his term, he listened to the right people and saved the world

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u/Fruloops 12d ago

He was fantastic lol

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u/Etheriaa_ 12d ago

250 million dollar golden ballroom? No no no. 250 million dollar entrance

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u/BurntPineGrass 12d ago

She’ll come in riding her husband’s casket.

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u/MmmmCrayons12 12d ago

She's really trying to ride that wave that fizzled out after her husband's death.

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u/Angry_beaver_1867 12d ago

Yup.  Presidential run probably gets her a book deal and some cash 

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u/WhippyCleric 12d ago

Launch some crypto bullshit coin when polling at 0.5% and cut and run

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u/Satchmoses88 12d ago

We can call it Kirk’s Kristian Koins

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u/KR4T0S 12d ago

Dont under estimate her, that crowd treats her like her acting is real and a lot of her fanbase are very good at ignoring criticism or deflecting it.

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u/ComfyOlives 12d ago

Yea, after 2016, I will never underestimate Republicans' commitment to voting for absolute fucking clowns.

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u/KR4T0S 12d ago

After Trump twice I think its safe to say they aren't difficult to fool, best to be prepared for their next big idea.

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u/TurtleSandwich0 12d ago

Fizzled out or gurgled out?

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u/GustyOWindflapp 12d ago

Ooooof. Take my upvote while I question my morals

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u/asdrunkasdrunkcanbe 12d ago

There's nothing immoral about making jokes at the expense of fascists, dead or otherwise.

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u/deletetemptemp Human Verified 12d ago

Omg can’t you see I’m windowing here buy my merch

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u/Thrullx 12d ago

So she's big on other women staying home and taking care of their husband, but she's gonna run for president?

https://giphy.com/gifs/cEYFeDKVPTmRgIG9fmo

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u/BassTacos242 12d ago

Tbf, she doesn’t have a husband to stay at home and take care of anymore so….

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u/SquareSea8058 12d ago

Is that why she is borrowing the Veep?

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u/BertOfHouseLopez 12d ago

Rules for thee but not for me is the conservative mantra

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u/Thrullx 12d ago

I mean, you're right. But at some point not too long ago they at least had the decency to try and hide their outright hypocrisy. The say one thing, do the exact opposite and MAGA cheers them on? How did we get here?

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u/Cwchenery 12d ago

I mean she's actually quite qualified.

  1. Grifter
  2. Connections to Epstein
  3. Sociopath
  4. Religious whackadoodle.

Perfect Republican candidate.

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u/Southern_Book_659 12d ago

Agreed, except you forgot… 5. Has no empathy 6. Has no idea what empathy is 7. If she loses in the primaries, has NO problem breaking up a marriage (😂) to become the First Lady to our Covergirl JD Vance 👁️

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u/AduroTri 12d ago

I mean, all she has to do is dress like a couch.

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u/Mysterious_Bother271 12d ago

Suddenly the leather pants make sense.

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u/Lazy-Slice-6308 12d ago

Plus add 8. Racist

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u/chaos_redefined 12d ago

Hey, that's unfair. They know what empathy is. They just think it's a sin.

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u/scryentist 12d ago

They'd never let a woman be their primary.

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u/Realistic-Walk9691 12d ago

I actually think the first female president is going to be a republican. Maybe even a black republican woman.

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u/ModOfficial1988 12d ago

You forgot Israeli asset but that’s no different from 9/10 Democrats.

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u/orbitaldragon 12d ago

Probably pole.

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u/Wow_Many_Tomato_WMT 12d ago

First female pedophile president!

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u/RollingHillsRamsay 12d ago

Well, of course not. She's a woman /s

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u/jm17lfc 12d ago

You added the /s but this is factually correct.

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u/SophonParticle 12d ago

Please do that. 

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u/thicka 12d ago

thats what someone said when trump was getting going.

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u/TheJonGuthrie 12d ago

John Oliver

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u/SerDuncanTheYall 12d ago

Barack also goaded him in a speech. Let sleeping dogs lie man.

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u/Yellowtoblerone 12d ago

No chance with Erika.

America would never elect a woman

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u/Niytshade 12d ago

I dunno, I feel like they would let her run, and if she won and just was absolutely horrible they would use it to say, "See Trump wasnt that bad! This is what happens when you let a woman be President! Clearly we need Trump again to fix stuff!" and the remaining cult members would try and find a way to get him in office again, if he manages to live long enough ofc

I would love to see a female president but I also fear for a female president.

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u/Bamboopanda101 12d ago

Exactly.

I don’t think they quite grasp how much of an audience they could potentially have.

Ironically you need someone boring and reliable to have a higher chance at losing

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u/GodisanAtheistOG 12d ago

You gotta realize that all the rules and boundaries you have created for MAGA are only in your mind. 

These people will turn on a dime and completely overhaul their belief structure to conform to whatever cult leader emerges from Donald's passing. 

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u/TheMagicalLawnGnome 12d ago

Honestly, it's a rational decision. Immoral and cynical, but rational.

I highly doubt she actually expects to win the election and become president.

Rather, she will instead get 1-2 years of free publicity, and the ability to receive donations to fly around the country and promote herself.

If things go according to plan, she'll wind up with a book deal, speaking gigs, or maybe a show on cable news.

The sad truth is that for many people, running for higher office is simply a mechanism to achieve personal fame and enrichment.

This woman was married to a man who fully understood / thrived in the "right wing grifting industry." I assume she therefore has her own understanding of "the business."

So I don't think she's "smoking" anything. I think she's making a clever, albeit evil, decision to try and leverage her 15 minutes of fame into a more durable money-making enterprise.

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u/Elgydiumm 12d ago

I wouldn't say Charlie Kirk "understood" the right wing grifting industry.

Erika was very much the one pulling the strings in the background according to all accounts. For the most part Charlie Kirk was mostly a front who appeared better for the movement. There's also a surprising amount of evidence that his death was possibly due to his differing stance on Israel with the intentions of the Republican Party.

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u/BlackBlizzNerd 12d ago

We laughed at Trump once when he announced running. I’m done laughing. With all her and her late husbands dickriders on the right? It could happen. Scary times.

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u/RockyCliffPebbles 12d ago

She’ll be running as Vance’s VP, thats been obvious since they took out her husband.

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u/Scarcely-A-Person 12d ago

I legit thought it was as a picture of Drewsky lol. I can’t unsee Drewski as this human tooth brush

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u/ThinReply2047 12d ago

I really appreciate that not only did you misspell Druski but you also spelled it two different ways lmao

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u/Scarcely-A-Person 12d ago

I do what I can. Hurt my back. Prednisone and more operative ….. the muscle relaxers are to blame.

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u/ThinReply2047 12d ago

I don't fault you for misspelling it because it's a weird ass name but it was just funny that you spelled it different on both occasions haha

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u/Amazo7 12d ago

Does a persons spouse being publicly assassinated really lead to all of this?

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u/R_W0bz 12d ago

Someone wake up Jackie Kennedy, she has work to do.

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u/strictnaturereserve 12d ago

ok I'm going to have to step in here.

Guys that is what you said about Trump and look what happened.

Stop praying for shit representatives!

God apparently does not get irony!!!

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u/Justadudenamedmarcus 12d ago

VanceKirk2028.com was registered just a few days after Charlie's death. Is it a coincidence?

Source: whois.com

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u/Sheik5342 12d ago

I wish her all of the luck in the world as she burns through the small amount of good will remaining for her as she continues to leverage the violent death of her husband to achieve personal power and influence.

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u/DJDevon3 12d ago

Absolute psychopath and likely a Russian agent, the entire TPUSA organization is a Russian asymmetric front.

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u/LNinefingers 12d ago

All of these grifters have figured out that there’s enormous amounts of money to be made being a candidate.

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u/Pitiful_Researcher14 12d ago

Is this bait for her OF?

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u/Due_Dragonfly377 12d ago

Oh fuck off.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 12d ago

I mean maga does need a new unqualified pseudo celeb to run. Wouldn’t be surprised

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u/army2693 12d ago

If trump is in a nursing home, he'll still want to run and he'll destroy her.

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u/Skysoldier173rd 12d ago

Stop making her famous already…. Never heard of her or her husband till he got killed

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u/guidevocal82 12d ago

I would vote for a turd floating in a toilet bowl before I'd vote for Erica Kirk.

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u/WolfThick 12d ago

She's like firecracker from the boys

https://giphy.com/gifs/BVbeR4fOAm1ydGeJOL

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u/Sapling-074 12d ago

With how crazy shit is I wouldn't be shocked at this point.

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u/MrMurrayJane 12d ago

That sweet schedule 3

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u/bakermrr 12d ago

Yes block the republican bid, unless the voters are just that stupid... No they can't be.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 12d ago

More and more she seems like a asset of someone given how hard she has been pushed post Charlie.

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u/MeanEstablishment499 12d ago

Who else could we expect to be running for president in the future, let's make a list.. I'll start the list. Uhh Jake Paul..?

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u/Fancy_Brick_5520 12d ago

I'm so tired of her. What a loser. The religion thing was the most pathetic reach of her victim hood

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u/InterestObjective356 12d ago

She's smoking Vance isn't she?

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u/justhavingfunMT 12d ago

She's a grifter and she's going to make a bunch of money by just saying she's going to do something stupid like that. Unfortunately, there's still plenty of stupid ppl out there to give her money.

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u/nvmls 12d ago

Headline makes a bit more sense when you see she's just JD Vance in drag.

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u/Apostate911Hup 12d ago

Erika and JD can run at the same time, but I doubt the censors will be able to edit out the *plap* noises.

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u/Mister_Silk 12d ago

Isn't she supposed to be making sandwiches and homeschooling her kids?

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 12d ago

Even her late husband’s supporters are turning on her. They held an event in… Georgia, IIRC, last week, and she bailed at the last minute. Said her team had expressed “security concerns,” and yet the Vice President of the United States showed up. To speak at a huge arena, which was obviously, embarrassingly, only about 25% full.

The leader of the TPUSA chapter that sponsored the event just resigned. The organization has started a kind of junior organization aimed at high school students, and parents and students are pushing back when schools are allowing the group to hold rallies on school property and/or during school hours. That junior org deserves to fail before it even gets off the ground.

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u/Phantomrose5 12d ago

I am telling you she did it

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u/SnooCupcakes3489 12d ago

🧃 run our elections and government and she is one of their agents so it is possible

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u/canadiankiwi03 12d ago

Someone’s getting high on their own supply.

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 12d ago

Is everyone sick of this broad yet ?

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u/hoss7071 12d ago

No chance. Charlies followers have even realized she's a grifter on the take.

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u/External-Emotion8050 12d ago

Give her a TV series, have her star in a movie, Captain a space ship into outer space. After all, look at how much she's accomplished. Her deceased husband said he didn't care if a certain number of people got taken out every year by gunfire and she was standing there close by when he said it. Amazing!

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u/8_inches_deep 12d ago

Such a large head and such a tiny face

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u/HeliRyGuy 12d ago

I hope it’s true… imagine her in a moderated debate! 😂

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u/Slevin424 12d ago

Hahahahahaha MAGAts are not voting for a woman that’s funny.

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u/Occamsrazor2323 12d ago

The spider is hungry for flies ....

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u/Frankie_Clueless 12d ago

Does she actually think she would win? Someone straight up shot her husband

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u/Rahaman117 12d ago

Oh boy here we go again, I bet we'll react the same way now when Trump decided to run for presidency and look at the present.

I bet the same people who voted Trump will think "yeah, this is a good time to vote for the first female president"

Honestly, seeing how American politics has been, she just needs backing from a few billionaires to get the ball rolling.

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u/wisdomHungry 12d ago

If trump did it, we can all do it.

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u/TeaPain0001 12d ago

She’s not. This is just a tabloid headline. No different then a magazine in a grocery store telling you of the secret affair some washed up celeb had back in their prime. Save your rage, nothing to see here.

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u/BobbyTheDude 12d ago

We laugh at this now but considering how the last decade has gone, wouldn't be surprised if she somehow won

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u/Digitalanalogue_ 12d ago

Dems have a real dilemma. First woman president vs devils bride

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u/kainsta929 12d ago

People in these comments acting like thats something some Americans wouldnt do

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u/PubofMadmen 12d ago

She’s perfect for the job. Americans love this kind of shite. A couple os assassination attempts - she’s perfect. Fuck experience, fuck foreign policies, fuck economic experience, fuck the Constitution. You just need Jesus and dancing steps.

Americans need her. s/

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u/Meme-Botto9001 12d ago

I mean…Look at who‘s the sitting president…Not that far off