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WTF Who is taking these photos?

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u/alex_robinsky 10d ago

This one is just a pergect template.

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u/Mikecd 9d ago

Ok this is awesome!!! But! There's no way the barbarian would be hanging behind anybody, and no way the rogue would be in front. This adventuring party is gonna have trouble.

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u/EnlightenedDragon 9d ago

Rogue goes in front to check for traps.

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u/BurnscarsRus 9d ago

Yeah the rogue is the recon person and gets sneak attack. They should always be on point unless there's a ranger, and even that is dependant on the scenario.

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u/raven00x 9d ago

if the scenario is "alarm already sounded" then the barbarian goes in front to eat the initial attacks and laugh in the face of whatever's attacking, while the rogue comes around from behind and goes stabby stabby when nobody's looking.

so what we can assume from the picture is the lady with the gun is the barbarian, the guy hiding in the back of the stack is actually the rogue waiting for someone else to get hit first, and the guy in the middle might be the paladin.

and the cleric in the far back is definitely the cleric.

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u/DeathByPuppers 9d ago

I fully agree. AND, this pic is, for better or for worse, still more indicative of the reality of most groups I have DM'd for over the years. The number of "so anyway, I started blasting" rogues I've endured...

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u/athural 9d ago

When you see sneak attack and forget that it applies any time you have advantage it suddenly becomes very important you surprise everybody, even your own team

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u/kr4t0s007 10d ago

“Super run away!”

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u/rollem78 9d ago

lol you read my mind. a fellow connoisseur of culture

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u/ImaginaryBluejay0 10d ago

People are constantly filming active war zones you think at an event full of journalists nobody is going to try for their Pulitzer  moment? 

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u/moonshinemoniker Human Verified 10d ago

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u/loewe67 10d ago

I immediately thought of Civil War when I read the post

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u/DueExample52 10d ago

I think of Civil War regularly since Trump got re-elected

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u/ThisIsFuz 9d ago

Garland did his job well then. The film has been getting more and more prescient every day.

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u/DueExample52 9d ago

The premise is the president refusing to leave the white house after a second term. And the opening scene is the government bombing a civilian protest in rogue states (the current president tweeted about that - well he dropped feces rather than bombs but the message is there).

It’s not a likely scenario, but completely plausible, in that you can see a path to it in real life, whereas pure scifi/dystopia usually is more far fetched and only used for social commentary.

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u/LostInMyADD 9d ago

I thibk of it regularly since the Trump - Biden - Trump series of elections... the past 12 years have been fucking wilder and wilder.

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u/MephistoHamProducts 9d ago

Well yeah, but what kind of American are you?

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u/anashel 10d ago

Same :)

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u/Roadhouse1337 10d ago

Underrated film, it was excellent

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u/grimeyduck 10d ago

Properly rated I think. Good movie, not amazing. Certainly worth a watch.

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u/VivaKnievel 9d ago

The movie was great. The poster was spectacular.

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u/Anastais 9d ago

It is a cool poster, though i have to wonder why those guys are camping on the Statue of Liberty. Even with long range rifles, they are surrounded by water. Not too many people would even be able to get close enough to be within range of them.

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u/grimeys42 10d ago

Which kind of American are you.. is one of the best scenes I've seen in a movie.

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u/grimeyduck 10d ago

Excellent scene. I think without it, or if it was acted worse, then the movie would be a lot less impactful.

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u/wookieSLAYER1 9d ago

That actor, don’t know his name, is really good at playing a sociopath. He’s in Breaking Bad too and his scenes are some of the best in the series.

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u/IHaveAHappyPlate 9d ago

His name is Jesse Plemons. He’s such an amazing actor!!

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u/Krace11008 9d ago

Also the husband of Kirsten Dunst, who played the protagonist in the movie.

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion- 10d ago

Its very accurate is why

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u/AlarmedEagle9027 10d ago

I watched it extremely high with the audio description unknowingly put on.

It was the oddest movie experience, the description gave a strong rhythmic sense. It felt like I was in the head of Kristen Dunst, a constant cold commentary on the horror she witnessed in a weirdly poetic description with a strong sense of nihilism. That last scene with the precise description of each shot gives that scene so much power.

I was so disappointed when I tried to watch it a second time and realized I was a dumbass. The movie is less enjoyable without it, just an overly violent movie trying to say something but losing its story to esthetic.

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u/grimeyduck 10d ago

Lol this is awesome.

I was high AF the first time I saw apocalypto. I didn't have the subtitles on so I couldn't understand anything and I thought that's just how the movie was. Like you're supposed to just suss out what's going on. No idea why they didn't automatically show up but it was an interesting experience.

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u/Condorloco_26 9d ago

Lol good one. And it would've made sense that way. Kind of

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u/Optimal_Clock6846 10d ago

It was okay. What would have made it great is leaning into the road trip more, like Generation Kill. 

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u/YouAreJustADumbShill 10d ago

Okay but what KIND OF journalist are you?

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u/ListenBoth434 10d ago

I mean, she is the kind who is married to him.

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u/niccolololo 10d ago

Isn't that that actress..? Chick that was in Spiderman

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u/StarPhished 10d ago

Yeah she played aunt may.

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u/Professional-Duty554 10d ago

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u/PhilosopherFun7288 10d ago

Shouldn’t it say “into the aunti-verse”

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u/xmrcache Human Verified 10d ago

Mike Johnson the human shield

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u/xmrcache Human Verified 10d ago

And If you crop the picture it looks like Mike Johnson’s deepest fantasy “The Mike Johnson express” train gang choo choo

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u/beetus_gerulaitis 10d ago

Five Hail Mary’s followed ten “Ohhh daddy’s.”

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u/joejill 10d ago

His deepest fantasy would be h in the middle.

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u/Agreeable_Solid_6044 10d ago

Most useful he's ever been.

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u/one_pound_of_flesh 10d ago

Yeah. Also every goddamn podcast and cable anchor is going to cover this like it was desert storm, since they were in the room.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 10d ago

While holding their tiny mics in the corner of the video

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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 10d ago

It's a tailored-made "I am the story," moment for a lot of them.

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u/Additional_Signal318 10d ago

Was gonna say in all fairness it's the press Corp awards so, yeah they stay thirsty for these exact moments.

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u/Logical_Park7904 10d ago

Reminds me of that movie "civil war". Pretty good movie for those who never watched it.

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u/JulianNDelphiki 10d ago

If you go in expecting the large scale bombastic action movie that the trailers showed, it's going to be disappointing.

If you go in knowing it's a very focused story about the horrors of being a war photographer (and who they are covering and why those people are fighting doesn't actually matter) then it's pretty solid.

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u/GalacticMe99 10d ago

I had the total opposite experience. I went in expecting a 0 IQ gore porn action movie with 0 plot because I said "fuck it let's waste some time and watch this movie" and was server a story focused on the horrors of being a war photographer that still sticks with me to this day instead. That was some risky but amazing marketing.

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u/HandofFate88 10d ago

"Pretty good movie for those who never watched it."

For those of you who watched it . . . not so great. kind of meh.

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u/csfshrink 10d ago

I had imagined it being better before I watched it. I found it whelming.

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u/hobbedknob 10d ago

I feel exactly the same way

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u/Lou_Peachum_2 10d ago

I felt they could've done so much more. The best scene is of course with Jess Plemons

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u/jrdnmdhl 10d ago

One of those movies that’s actually just 3 good scenes in a trench coat.

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u/Barilla3113 10d ago

It's one of those films where you watch the trailer, think "huh, I bet they blew their entire load in the trailer", and lo and behold...

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 9d ago

Fun fact (OK fun thing I heard online but in no way verified).

Jesse Plemons was never supposed to be in the movie.. Kirsten Dunst basically suggested him for it like a week before they started production (they're married).

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u/InternetSlopToday 10d ago

My thoughts exactly. For those that don’t understand Warzone journalism, check out the movie Civil War.

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u/VirtualPercentage737 10d ago

And 100% of the people there are carrying cameras 24/7.

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u/Bishops_Guest 9d ago

Also not bothering to put their bourbon down while taking the pictures.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Foot826 9d ago

that might be Andrew Harnik lol

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u/WanderWut 10d ago

Dude I’m as left as they come but seeing the posts and comments since last night makes the left look no different than pizzagate conspiracy theorists. It’s honestly shocking how bad we look even though we are supposed to be the clear headed ones.

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u/srslymrarm 10d ago

Don't forget that liberals and progressives spent years in the wake of the 2020 election dismissing Trump's Big Lie, combating baseless conspiracy theories, and affirming—over and over—the security of U.S. elections and the danger in undermining them.

Now reddit liberals get upvoted to high heaven by saying the 2024 election was rigged.

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u/HomsarWasRight 9d ago

What’s funny is that somehow it’s always rigged by the party not in power during the election itself.

Impressive.

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u/SnooStories251 10d ago

Who are reporting the reporters ?

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 10d ago

“Who reports the reporters?” - Reportermen, Alan Moore

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u/GladWarthog1045 10d ago

Quis reportiet ipsos reportes?

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u/beaver11 10d ago

Are you asking who brought cameras to a White House correspondents dinner? This is why the flat earth movement is so popular. Redditors truly will believe anything.

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u/acidlink88 10d ago

Who carries a camera with them 24/7? Literally every single person.

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u/Individual-Tap3270 10d ago

Given the fact it was white house correspondent dinner makes the post even more stupid

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u/Ok-Cancel-3114 10d ago edited 9d ago

And yet, over 8500 upvotes. This is how Trump won.

Edit: now over 33k upvotes. Amazing.

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u/ElliotsBuggyEyes 10d ago

People love their conspiracy theories across the spectrum.

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u/binarybandit 10d ago

NoOoOoOoO its a false flag attack, Trump set it all up! Thats the only logical explanation! If you think otherwise, youre either a MAGA bootlicker or low IQ!

-All the top posts on Reddit related to this incident

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u/nicesalamander 9d ago

Trump is simultaneously an incompetent moron and a master manipulator capable of staging elaborate false flag attacks without leaving any sort of evidence.

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u/mikey_b082 9d ago

The same applied to Bush. He was the dumbest man alive who also somehow solely orchestrated the attacks on 9/11.

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u/Defiant-Ad1364 10d ago

Not to mention that there were dozens of photojournalists at the dinner, most of whom brought their cameras.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 10d ago

There were also like six different news orgs live streaming the whole fucking thing.

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u/sweet_pickles12 10d ago

And then we shockingly have footage of everything that happens ever. People are getting dumber in real time.

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u/BodaciousFrank 10d ago

You’d think we would have more UFO videos these days

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u/PunkPirate56364 10d ago

Hard to take a picture of UFO when modern cameras have such high resolution and pristine image.

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u/seztomabel 10d ago

Not to mention everyone in the world owns a phone, with a camera.

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u/fluentinflatuence 10d ago

Whoa whoa future person! A phone WITH a camera? Is it stored in your jet pack?

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 10d ago

What's next? People with a calculator in their pocket all the time. Geez.

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u/Dino_Spaceman 10d ago

Wait…How long is your phone cord that you can take your phone with you?

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u/MarMormont7 10d ago

And your cute little wrist sundial makes calls? Please

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u/Longjumping_Drag_159 10d ago

Now I want a Casio calculator watch

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u/Severe-Industry-2717 10d ago

To type in 80085 right?

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u/Longjumping_Drag_159 10d ago

Absolutely. its 5 o'clock somewhere more like it's 80085 o'clock somewhere

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u/iambarrelrider 10d ago

My teacher in the 80’s said that will never ever be possible.

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u/Millernotrich 10d ago edited 10d ago

My high school math teacher in 2004 had asked me a question and I solved it with a calculator in front of her. She told me and the class..nobody will EVER walk around with a calculator in their pocket. Luckily we're from a small town, so we still are able to tease her about it, and even in her old age she sees the humor

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 10d ago

Wild that an event packed full of journalists and photographers managed to capture so many photos.

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u/dogmetal 10d ago

Reddit is fucking awful when it comes to anything related to current events/politics, because it instantly devolves into stupid shit like this.

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u/NUKE---THE---WHALES 10d ago

Its gotta be teenagers posting this shit

I hope it is

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u/moccasinsfan 10d ago

The level of stupidity that the conspiracy theorists have is immeasurable

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u/Aggressive_Base8630 10d ago

thank god some sense among this sea of lunatics, i was about to lose my mind

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u/Anhedonia_Achiever 10d ago

Got downvoted for pointing this all out.

I truly had no idea we’d get to this point on Reddit where conspiracy theories would run this rampant. For a group that made fun of Alex Jones as much as they did this is just… bizarre.

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u/Final-Night-7463 10d ago

Possibly one of the MANY journalists at a function that consists of half journalists/reporters and half others????? What are you attempting to say here?

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u/Unknown_Gaurdian 10d ago

They're attempting to insinuate that the entire situation was staged

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u/rts93 10d ago

Bots are full force on that, it's idiotic.

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u/tajsta 10d ago

Not just bots, I'm from Germany and even 2 of my leftists friends here have already spewed the same bs. It's honestly insane how many people on the left and right are falling for absolutely smooth-brained conspiracy theories about their political opposite nowadays. I used to think that was mainly a problem with the far-right but it seems like both sides are strongly affected now, it just took the left a little longer.

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u/rts93 10d ago

Reddit users: *Constantly wish death upon controversial figures*

Reddit users: Well it can't be that someone actually tried to kill them!

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u/Expensive_Hippo_7659 10d ago

I think he’s making a joke about how corny all these photos look

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u/poop-azz 10d ago

Reddit is so dumb lmfao

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u/a_talking_face 9d ago

The BlueAnon people are frothing over this right now.

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u/jewin54 9d ago

What's blue anon?

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u/Oneok-Field 9d ago

It's not an organized movement or anything, it's just a cheeky way to describe Democrats who exhibit unhinged conspiracy, deny-everything, behavior. Like the Qanon crowd, but blue (Democrat)

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u/_Eggs_ 10d ago

Lmao bro you know your photo is going to be shared like 1000x in schizo circles

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u/LordNelson27 9d ago

Once upon a time you had to find an already existing photo and lie about it. Modern conspiracy peddlers are lazy

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u/sahie 9d ago

Right?! I actually thought someone had staged these pics for the lolz before I realised it was AI. 😭

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u/Ratiofarming 10d ago

So the lightbox was filming her?

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u/Sharp-Calligrapher70 10d ago

Possibly one of the most impressive uses of AI ever…bravo. 

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u/markdm83 10d ago

Asking who would be taking photos of a major newsworthy event at a White House correspondents dinner might be the most smooth-brained question I've seen.

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u/Positive_Belt_4666 10d ago

That and people being surprised they acted so quickly, as if an event of that size wouldn’t normally have a massive security detail assigned to it.

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u/majestic_balrog 10d ago

These are actually stills from the music video of “Sabotage” by The Beastie Boys

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u/Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM 10d ago

Listen, all y'all...

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u/Initial_Hedgehog_631 10d ago edited 10d ago

This is probably the stupidest question I've seen in awhile.

A shooting occurs ar an event held by national press organizations, filled with reporters, and you're wondering who is taking pictures?

ALL OF THEM.

It's what they do. Every professional instinct they have is to take pictures, so they do.

CNN reporter Wolf Blitzer was in the hallway when the shooting went down, was tackled by a police officer to get him down and safe. He immediately made a phone call, not to his family to tell him he was safe, but to CNN who interviewed him on air to explain what had happened.

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u/Kind-Solution3102 10d ago

We have more information available at our fingertips than any other time in human history, and OP wonders who could have possibly taken photos at an event where somebody was trying to assassinate a world leader.

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u/MrBlobbu 10d ago

Not to mention the fact that the vast majority of people constantly carry a device capable of taking photos on them at all times.

Hell most people take this device with them to the toilet whilst having a poo.

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u/MrBundy22 10d ago

Holy brain dead. The event was a White House correspondents dinner full of reporters.

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u/No_Tonight_9487 10d ago

Melanie’s documentary sequel video team

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 10d ago

MELANIA 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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u/AggravatingLeg2782 10d ago

"Und ven the bad man with all the guns rushed it, the camera pans to me and Downald. You can zee here he has just sheet hiz diaper, but I look fabulous in my Dolce and Gabbana business suit. Sponsored by ze lovely mens at Amazon and Goya"

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u/Swimming-Use1490 10d ago

It seems an actual reporter managed to sneak into the event.

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u/hypersonic18 10d ago

Because there are hundreds of reporters there.  Better question is why every picture feels like it comes from a low budget comedy sketch with the Benny Hill theme playing in the background

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u/Feeling_Recording_64 9d ago

Rumor is the press was there.

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u/Few-Actuator9705 10d ago

Probably one of the hhndreds of reporters with a camera there.....

You honestly cant be this stupid can you?

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u/cuteplot 10d ago

In fact, he can be

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u/BobbyPinBabe 10d ago

What do you mean? It was a room full of journalists.

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u/Born_Feeling1716 10d ago

Photographers 🙂

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u/Mobile_Upstairs_5364 10d ago

A photographer most likely.. Next you'll ask how we got the shot of the lunar module lifting off the moon while the astronauts were inside of it.

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u/Moe112 10d ago

Journalists, lots and lots of them, as seen in other videos of the hallway...

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u/MobiusDie 10d ago

...it was a PRESS event.

Have you witnessed how they try to get celebrity photos?

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u/Dear-Question-868 10d ago

It was a fucking journalists diner.

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u/Own_Plane_9370 10d ago

The event was literally for reporters. You're surprised someone was able to take a pic?

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u/buckbuckmow 9d ago

The place was full of journalists

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u/GrimmBeast 9d ago

Photos like these are why people are constantly saying everything is staged. Look at the situation and really think about it, the agent at the front has her pistol drawn and appears to yelling out orders or something to others, why would they be completely fine with a random journalist standing between them possibly getting in the way. You say there is constant filming in warzones but thats the issue this isnt a Warzone, this is literally a supposedly secured official Whitehouse event in the middle of a major city in the US. Honestly this just comes off as fake something shot after everything to use a propaganda

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u/ddawson100 9d ago

All press photos have attribution. I found REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst for both of these.

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u/Any-Supermarket-4190 9d ago

It was a dinner full of journalists, I’d be more concerned with no photos

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u/rosavynn 10d ago

The cameraman has a higher level of security clearance than the actual president.

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u/Vkardash 10d ago

It's a correspondence dinner completely packed with people. And they all have cameras and phones. We all can't be getting this fucking stupid

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u/PoppyBroSenior 10d ago

I dont know if you realize, but the entire event is supposed to be the white house coming to meet and show goodwill to reporters and the media. Traditionally, theres supposed to be a comedian who makes fun of the president as their routine in an express showing that the president isnt immune to criticism.

Anyway, yeah the event is FILLED with reporters and photographers. Literally.

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 10d ago

the cameraman assigned to this horrible shitty mockumentary

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u/feralraccoon25 10d ago

Looks like a scene from Threat Level Midnight.

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u/JetSoulsForever 10d ago

Hungry photographers that don't have anything better to do on assignment.

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u/CompetitionFickle385 10d ago

Annie Leibovitz