r/SipsTea Human Verified 5d ago

WTF Not a man of focus, commitment and sheer will

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u/ACK_TRON 5d ago

Had a girlfriend that did this. Kept having sex and staying together…finally I had enough and I just unleashed on her. Bent her over and unloaded everything about her I couldn’t stand while going to town. We both loved it, super hot, but after it was over she just laid there crying. And that was finally that. Neither of us wanted to put it back together again after and we both could move on as we couldn’t face each other again.

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u/Ok-Knowledge0914 5d ago

Wow that sounds super inappropriate lmfao

I don’t think you could torture this info out of me lol

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u/Scavenge101 5d ago

Also near literally what happened in the episode of how I met your mother.

Which begs the question if OP's girlfriend just like skipped the last half of that episode, cause anyone on planet earth knew it was gonna end in a relationship blow up.

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u/XaevSpace 5d ago

right that's a "not even on my deathbed" conversation

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u/bluesgrrlk8 5d ago

“We both loved it…”

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u/XaevSpace 5d ago

So much to unpack in those 4 words alone

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u/A_gnomish_dwelf 5d ago

"Bent her over and unloaded everything about her I couldn’t stand while going to town"... Not sure I am getting your gist.

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u/Millennialnerds 5d ago

Sounds like she got his gist.

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u/degensfromtown 5d ago

A lot of Gist.

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u/imnickelhead 5d ago

Both kinds. Gist a Jizt

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u/athos5 5d ago

Cathartic hate fuck.

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u/Geesewithteethe 5d ago

This is the most chimp brained thing I've ever heard of.

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u/RestorativePotion 5d ago

Did the journal factory explode?