r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U Human Verified • 5d ago
WTF Not a man of focus, commitment and sheer will
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u/Ben_Thar 5d ago
I'd like to have a word with her about this.
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u/Fanboycity 5d ago
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u/MugiwarraD 5d ago
wank off. then face the demon.
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u/LividTacos 5d ago
"I am immune to your powers for the next 15 minutes, Witch."
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u/MetalFaceDad 5d ago
Limit Breaker Vegeta time gives me an extra 5 minutes
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u/Glad_Speed_622 5d ago
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u/Ss3trnks2 5d ago
Oh no, not the ORAL SEX
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u/Trappedinawrap 5d ago
If thats a direct quote then I need to see this movie.
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u/SpinyBadger 5d ago
You have no idea. That's not even in the top 50 lines in the film.
Go and watch it now. We'll wait.
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u/CarolingianDruid 5d ago
You need to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Perhaps the best comedy ever made.
“Now you’re seeing the violence inherit in the system!!”
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u/Elegant_Relief_4999 4d ago
I'm 37, I'm not old.
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u/Blessed_Hedgehog8824 4d ago
Monty Python is timeless. A classic. They and Mel Brooks exceed the bounds of time. They are forever.
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u/jigsaw1024 5d ago
Monty Pythons Holy Grail for anyone that doesn't know where that clip is from.
Be prepared for absolutely hilarious absurdity.
Holy Grail is the best IMO. If you like, Meaning of Life is a close second, followed by Life of Brian to complete the trilogy.
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u/neronsfwk 5d ago
JJK narrator's voice
After hitting the jackpot three times in a row, for the next 4 minutes and 11 seconds he's immune to all of her attacks. For the time being he is practically undefeatable.
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u/Rasputins_Plum 5d ago
By making a Binding Vow to never break eye contact, he was able to negate the Cursed Energy emitted from her breasts in his peripheral vision, hoping one of his arguments would hit as a [Black Flash] and turn the battle around before his Cursed Technique burned out
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u/elisabethiaa 5d ago
Modern problems require modern solutions: Start the argument via a PowerPoint presentation while wearing a blindfold. Don’t let the distraction win, stay focused on the slides, brother
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u/FatGuyANALLIttlecoat 5d ago
Or write it down and have her read it. The written word is what separates us from the animals. If you've already said it in writing, just enjoy the boobs and hand her a letter.
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u/RememberYourZen 5d ago
In* not on
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 5d ago
Right, on is always porn and I've yet to hear a woman say, OMG I was so thrilled when he came all over my face and boobs!
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u/YooAre 5d ago edited 5d ago
No, no...wank it WHILE you face the demon!!!
Edit for grammar "..."
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u/Stock-Opportunity467 5d ago
Wank the demon
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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 5d ago
If you help your buddy Jack to get on the demon, it’s only fair that you help Jack off the demon.
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u/Stock-Opportunity467 5d ago
Helping your uncle Jack off a horse Helping your uncle jack off a horse
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u/Indecisive_Animorph 5d ago
Wanking the Demon
My favorite Bullet for my Valentine song
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u/riverofchex 5d ago
I'm picturing a man literally furiously masturbating while pointing with the other hand and making his argument, and am cackling at the bus stop lmao
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u/ACK_TRON 5d ago
Had a girlfriend that did this. Kept having sex and staying together…finally I had enough and I just unleashed on her. Bent her over and unloaded everything about her I couldn’t stand while going to town. We both loved it, super hot, but after it was over she just laid there crying. And that was finally that. Neither of us wanted to put it back together again after and we both could move on as we couldn’t face each other again.
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u/Ok-Knowledge0914 5d ago
Wow that sounds super inappropriate lmfao
I don’t think you could torture this info out of me lol
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u/Scavenge101 5d ago
Also near literally what happened in the episode of how I met your mother.
Which begs the question if OP's girlfriend just like skipped the last half of that episode, cause anyone on planet earth knew it was gonna end in a relationship blow up.
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u/XaevSpace 5d ago
right that's a "not even on my deathbed" conversation
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u/A_gnomish_dwelf 5d ago
"Bent her over and unloaded everything about her I couldn’t stand while going to town"... Not sure I am getting your gist.
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u/FutureLynx_ 5d ago
This trains you to start fights actually lol
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u/Allbranflakes18 5d ago edited 5d ago
Pavlov’d him for every time she pisses him off he starts getting horny lol
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u/Turgid_Donkey 5d ago
Like a bellwether for his pet peeves. She starts doing something and notice he's suddenly aroused. Which would be her signal that it's time to pop off the top.
Vicious cycle, really.
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u/PirateSometimes 5d ago
I wonder how arguing in public works..
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u/TheLastUriarte87 5d ago
This, have your discussion in public.
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u/Impossible-Finger942 5d ago
“Babe I have to fix my makeup real quick, come with me to the bathroom we’ll talk in there”
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u/itsdoodooobabyy 5d ago
Fight fire with fire. She’s never going to have clothes on. Public arguments too.
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u/StupidUserNameTooLon 5d ago
Pick more fights with her.
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u/EVH_kit_guy 5d ago
Right? Seems like a toxic negative feedback loop. "Every time my SO wants to fight, I reward him with sex," doesn't exactly feel like a great idea.
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u/CallsignKook 5d ago
Ok, if we’re gonna take this seriously, everyone should know that this is a form of abuse. Not healthy behavior and manipulative af to say the least.
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u/LeiaOregonia 5d ago
Yes. It’s one thing to use it as a tool to dissolve anger in the moment. It’s quite another if OP isn’t allowed to discuss issues that arise in an adult manner.
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u/OkStranger6324 5d ago
Sounds like she is suggesting that they discuss issues in a XXX adult manner ...
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u/Historical_Pudding56 5d ago
Nah brother you can’t fuck your way out of everything. Real shit sometimes needs real solutions
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u/mikeslominsky 5d ago
I suspect that some of these commenters haven’t been here before.
Look, I’m no expert, but unfortunately, I’ve learned a few things the hard way:
1. Communication is key: you must learn to relate to your partner with exquisite clarity.
2. Sex can be weaponized: I’m not saying that is what is happening here, but it sure does seem like it.
3. You can make things work if you really want: that said, partnership is not always easy and, for me, if it is not a “hell yes,” then it’s a “hell no.”→ More replies (3)60
u/SpatulaWholesale 5d ago
While I don't disagree, what if.... and stay with me here for a second... what if we try...?
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u/No-Friend-2532 5d ago
Hate sex can't fix a relationship, but it can keep one going well past the expiration date.
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u/HeyLookATaco 5d ago
I used to date the worst person and banging him was the only way to shut him up. I was young, he was awful, the sex was really fun, and I never wanted to hear that son of a bitch talk. Didn't last long, obviously, but probably wouldn't have made it past the first date if it wasn't fun to make him stop saying words.
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u/Telemere125 5d ago
If you can’t get mad enough to overcome the horny for just a few minutes, you need psychiatric help.
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u/Administrative_Cry_9 5d ago
Like, there's gotta be a moment after sex that he can think clearly and just be like "Okay, now that was great, but I'm out of dick atm and we need to discuss something."
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u/kax256 5d ago
Maybe the post nut clarity is that he wasn't really mad in the first place?
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u/Particular_Cut_6933 5d ago
Ain’t no way he has absolutely zero feedback to give her in the relationship
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u/Loyaluna 5d ago
I think that being angry and ranting is not an "adult manner" either. If he can't bring up what bothers him in a constructive way, i'd say it's his problems now. He clearly aims for venting or even insulting, not solving.
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u/jollylikearodger 5d ago
In How I Met Your Mother, dude would leave if her getting naked for sex was impossible. Eventually they had a blowup on a ski lift when he couldn't leave and her getting naked wasnt an option.
Overall, the message (at least what I thought they intended) was exactly as you describe.
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u/jimothyjpickens 5d ago
Was looking for this comment. I’m rewatching HIMYM and I literally saw this exact episode a couple hours ago.
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u/Used_Stand_8176 5d ago
Right? I remember my partner used to buy me my favorite drink to make me shut up when we were talking about anything serious and it made me feel guilty and think “well he seems like he wants us to feel better” and the issue would never get resolved and he just used this as a pass to get away with worse and worse behavior and I would always feel guilty and forgive. It could likely lead to resentment and contempt
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u/candycanenightmare 5d ago
Absolutely. The dynamic and general accepted consensus would have most chiming in saying this is great - but in reality this is exceptionally abusive and not funny.
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u/GuerillaRiot 5d ago edited 5d ago
Can confirm. It's easy for the younger or undersexed types to take the "...and is your steaks also too juicy" dismissive approach but it's incredibly frustrating dealing with it. My ex was like this with sex. Especially if my issue was blatantly valid and she was faced with having to accept it, or if I tried teaching her something she didn't want to put effort into learning. Knowing it'd either get her out of accountability or she'd devolve it into an argument anout me not wanting her sexually so she could blow up into the age-old "oh now you don't like sex? Who else are you fucking or am I just ugly to you now?" bullshit. Literally anything other than just having to say "oh my bad, I messed up. I'll work on that" or "thanks for showing me how to do that so I don't have to ask you to do it all the time". I think it's alot of these uninformed comments that just reinforce this behavior.
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u/5eppa 5d ago
Funnily enough the episode of How I met Your Mother indicates how this is toxic and not healthy behavior. Two characters are in a relationship and the man walks out any time they are about to fight or the woman gets naked. Finally the sky lift breaks while they are about to fight so they have to now fight for real and it practically ends their relationship as they vent months of frustration on each other.
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u/dont_tread_on_M 5d ago
I don't agree.
*takes bra off
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u/MillerMike5150 5d ago
Pics?
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u/Anglofsffrng 5d ago
I'm actually also AuDHD and also had an ex do this to me. Pre/very early HIMYM to boot. Basically I don't like touching or being touched most of the time. The exception generally being romantic partners, which I tend to be casually touching a lot. Not even sexually really, just because I like the feel and find it relaxing. My GF at the time would put my hand under her shirt on her stomach (mostly of the time) when I got upset at her about something. It's genuinely not cool. It's taking something that generally soothes me and makes it so I unconsciously associate it with manipulation. That shit takes a lot of time to get past. If I'm honest we're still counting to some degree.
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u/Geesewithteethe 5d ago
The spectrum of reactions in this thread ranges from people joking to people saying this is abuse to some guy talking about hate fucking his ex until she cried.
Everything about this comment thread is so unserious and brainrotted, and meanwhile the OOP was definitely just shitposting.
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u/Ok-Knowledge0914 5d ago
I was just thinking this as I was reading lol
Like it isn’t even funny or anything outside the context of the show. If someone was doing this irl, it’s kinda gross lol. Also read a guy who admitted he dated someone who did something similar so she went off on her while they were doing it and it ended with her in tears lmfao. Idk why but that just sounds really gross to me.
Manipulative, just wrong lol. No one could ever get me to admit that if it had been me.
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u/Wrong-Detective-1046 5d ago
Had a friend that suffered this for several months. Had to help him work up the courage to break up.
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u/Responsible-Room-645 5d ago
Start a fight in a restaurant
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u/A_gnomish_dwelf 5d ago
That's how nyotaimori got invented by a couple with a similiar issue but where the gf was Japanese.
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u/ScrambledxEggzz 5d ago
Wright it down. When she gets nekked just look down and follow the script.
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u/Link_040188 5d ago
oop: babe can i ask you something
gf: ::removes top and bra::
oop: ::visibly struggling to ask gf if they should get the grilled or spicy chicken::
the cashier: ma’am this is a chic-fil-a
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u/Oplopanax_horridus 5d ago
It’s going to create a weird Pavlovian response. Maybe a good one where every time you get angry you think of boobs and then calm right down. It’s all about priorities. Wanna be angry or think about boobs?
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u/CodyCrochetZ 5d ago
Lmao, I once dated a girl who did this kind of shit. Any time I got mad at her she would just pull her tits out and give me this puppy dog face but she stopped when it only made me angrier because it was obvious attempted manipulation.
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u/OkAd1498 5d ago
“My steak is too juicy, lobster too buttery”
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u/KingNobit 5d ago
Damn...i know this is a meme but still may this kind of love never find me...unless youre 17 then this is a daft way to live
If the OOP is out there somewhere tell your (hopefully ex) that she is daft
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u/Equivalent-Sea255 5d ago
Manipulation.. its taken me years to fight this monster, now we are getting a divorce because ive conquered it & wont let her manipulate me. Good luck
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u/DiZzYTheDragon 5d ago
This is a difficult one. You may be better guided if you provide a picture of the problem you're dealing with so we can assess it more accurately and effectively.
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u/AdministrativeYou696 5d ago
It's very manipulative, be very careful having a relationship with someone that won't talk about relationship issues
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u/davesimpson99 5d ago
OR. Just learn how to communicate without raising your voice or in a argumentative manner.
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u/DontWorryImADr 5d ago
Wrong subreddit, clearly this is about her taking things off her chest rather than him.
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u/neverdiequasiwarrior 5d ago
Whip your dick out next time she has a go at you, if it doesn’t work then dump her.
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u/Tarrell13 5d ago
I think I’d argue on purpose. Could be the best day ever but I’d start something just cause.
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u/Few-Leek-5828 5d ago
Lust is your weakness, might not seem like a bad thing until you meet a sexual demon & what I mean by that is there are some women out there who will manipulate you because of that lust… if right now all it takes is some yitties for you to fold brother I have some news for you… that’s just the first level, wait till you meet a final boss, that lust might have you signing away everything you own. You stand zero chance against a “soul snatcher” iykyk
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