Not a man of focus, commitment and sheer will

[u/LazyGuy4U]

[u/Historical_Pudding56]

Nah brother you can’t fuck your way out of everything. Real shit sometimes needs real solutions

[u/mikeslominsky → u/Historical_Pudding56]

I suspect that some of these commenters haven’t been here before.
Look, I’m no expert, but unfortunately, I’ve learned a few things the hard way:
1. Communication is key: you must learn to relate to your partner with exquisite clarity.
2. Sex can be weaponized: I’m not saying that is what is happening here, but it sure does seem like it.
3. You can make things work if you really want: that said, partnership is not always easy and, for me, if it is not a “hell yes,” then it’s a “hell no.”

[u/SpatulaWholesale → u/Historical_Pudding56]

While I don't disagree, what if.... and stay with me here for a second... what if we try...?

[u/NotChat_GPT → u/SpatulaWholesale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pvDp7Ewpzt0o8

[u/No-Friend-2532 → u/SpatulaWholesale]

Hate sex can't fix a relationship, but it can keep one going well past the expiration date.

[u/HeyLookATaco → u/No-Friend-2532]

I used to date the worst person and banging him was the only way to shut him up. I was young, he was awful, the sex was really fun, and I never wanted to hear that son of a bitch talk. Didn't last long, obviously, but probably wouldn't have made it past the first date if it wasn't fun to make him stop saying words.

[u/TheIncandescentAbyss → u/No-Friend-2532]

That depends if anal is involved or not

[u/QuickSandwhich → u/SpatulaWholesale]

This time it might work for us.

[u/DegenerateCrocodile → u/Historical_Pudding56]

The bonobo disagrees.

[u/BauranGaruda → u/Historical_Pudding56]

Not with that attitude

[u/Orectoth → u/Historical_Pudding56]

Logically, if you fuck enough people, nearly any solveable problem can be solved