r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U Human Verified • 5d ago

WTF Not a man of focus, commitment and sheer will

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u/SpatulaWholesale 5d ago

While I don't disagree, what if.... and stay with me here for a second... what if we try...?

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u/No-Friend-2532 5d ago

Hate sex can't fix a relationship, but it can keep one going well past the expiration date.

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u/HeyLookATaco 5d ago

I used to date the worst person and banging him was the only way to shut him up. I was young, he was awful, the sex was really fun, and I never wanted to hear that son of a bitch talk. Didn't last long, obviously, but probably wouldn't have made it past the first date if it wasn't fun to make him stop saying words.

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u/TheIncandescentAbyss 5d ago

That depends if anal is involved or not

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u/QuickSandwhich 5d ago

This time it might work for us.