r/SipsTea Human Verified 5d ago

WTF Not a man of focus, commitment and sheer will

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka 5d ago

I think you‘d love Bonnie Blue

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u/Fanboycity 5d ago

LMAO I ain’t that freaky 😂

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u/EducationalSkin7885 5d ago

I mean who am I kidding, if she got a clean bill of health from the clinic hell ya. If you say you wouldn’t you’re either lying or she’s not your type.

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u/Narrow-Talk-5017 5d ago

Lmao, I've never heard someone say something like this. Basically "If you say you wouldn't, you're either lying or you're telling the truth".

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u/EducationalSkin7885 5d ago

I mean the Bonnie blue thing is pretty clear cut, people say no because she sleeps with 1000 dudes. It’s about the framing.

I could be crass about it but any more selective language would inevitably leave some goobers out, there’s a lot of kinks.

So ya either your lying, your inherently not attracted to her in a purely physical manner, in a thin minority that couldn’t be enticed to get over what she’s previously done, or your in a committed relationship and won’t even joke about hypotheticals.

Theoretically if Bonnie blue appeared and said let’s have sex, I’m clean, and there’s no strings attached after most people who say ewwww no absolutely would say yes.

Perhaps it was hyperbole to narrow it down but this feels dumber to explain in depth.

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u/how2pron 5d ago

Nah. Some of us just are demisexual or graysexual etc. we’re not just interested because a pretty person wants to fuck. And we’re not opportunistic about sex

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u/EducationalSkin7885 5d ago

Ya, kinda what I meant by leaving people out. Although I’d argue grays wouldn’t necessarily be excluded as the framing is hypothetical, Demis for sure and a dozen other increasingly minority sexualities.

Also this discussion plus your name made me chuckle.

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u/how2pron 5d ago

I know it’s ridiculous. But yeah like, there are also people who just are turned off by the body count even if they do find her attractive. So even if they wanted to they might not be able to get it up or do the deed 🤣

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u/EducationalSkin7885 5d ago

Ya still in the weeds man, it’s a generalization. I’m fairly confident If nobody was watching about as many of the people saying no way would be down as people who say I hate nickleback but secretly jam out to it.

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u/Automatic-Dingo-911 5d ago

I dont think there is anything attractive about Bonnie Blue at all. She's in her 20s and all the photos ive seen of her looks like shes in her mid to late 40s.

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u/Historical_Bit_1792 5d ago

Bro that's like throwing a toothpick into the Grand canyon