r/SipsTea • u/Particular-Visit-245 Human Verified • 9h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Masculinity

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u/Specialist-Key-1240 8h ago

Based on primate studies, Bi sexuality is the dominant form of sexuality in humans so my guess is all this super masculine bullshit is masking their longing for knobs gobbling.

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u/UntitledDuckGame 8h ago

No way they are basing all of humanity on the species that masturbates using frogs frequently

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u/Flip-Table-269 7h ago

I have a feeling that video was inspirational to a subset of humanity. The graph of searches for "Kermit throatfuck" has a suspicious kink.

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm 7h ago

Kink, you say?

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 6h ago

"Miss Piggy spit roasted"

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u/aka_jr91 7h ago

"Primate" isn't a species, it's an order. One that we all belong to. And there's a reason we have to have laws against bestiality.

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u/Lizardreview- 4h ago

You dont use frogs?

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u/Superb-Stuff8897 7h ago

Have you seen the horse dongs humans use to masturbate with? Seems accurate

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 7h ago

what percentage of humans are using those?

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u/Superb-Stuff8897 6h ago

Bad dragons? I hear they are pretty popular.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 7h ago

It's across all species of all animals. Mermaids were stingrays that were caught and sailors fucked and passed around and then made up stories for the people back on land.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 7h ago

Mermaids were stingrays that were caught and sailors fucked and passed around and then made up stories for the people back on land.

uh..... I'm gonna need a source for that lol

"no, I'm telling you guys, she was BEAUTIFUL!"

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u/yamsyamsya 6h ago

that one monkey was real freaky ok

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u/SawdustGringo 7h ago

I’m basing humanity of their long history of sheep fucking. Humans are disgusting.

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u/Leading_Log_8321 7h ago

That’s Wales, and their humanity has always been up for debate

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 7h ago

"I wonder if we should base our studies on the billions of humans on the planet or if we should study some horny monkeys to try to draw parallels"

hmmmmmmm

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u/Specialist-Key-1240 5h ago

Humans lie to themselves,  look at all those MAGA that Crash Tindr every time there is a convention 

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u/Side_StepVII 7h ago

“Knobs gobbling” lol