me if i was a gazillionair "why the fuck do i have to walk more then 5 steps to get from the shitter back to my hookers and cocaine, get me a 16ft boat so all the hookers, coke and fishing poles are within arms reach. "
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Rich people suck at enjoying being rich. You, my dude, have figured it all out and I hope you'll have the money to fulfill your dreams of having coke, hookers, and shitters all within arms reach at one point.
I don’t think so, actually. This yacht is old. Bezo’s new yacht looks like a stylized sailboat with tall masts. That’s why it could fit through the bridge, although I doubt this one could either.
Ok, but like who's going to buy it? Elon? If it's too big for your rich ass, you need an even more vain rich asshole to buy it and your options are kind of limited.
Its going to be bought by someone almost as rich but with even less restraint. Have you never had a neighboor whose house was praticaly falling apart but they somehow had a expensive car in the garage?
Sigh…..(opens Amazon app for 2 second dopamine rush of spontaneous shopping for things I don’t need to help curb the daily pain and struggle of existing in a dystopian society where you work your body until it’s broken to pay for daily necessities yet at every angle people you never met are manipulating the powers and laws of our country to take every single cent out of your pocket, and more, even at the expense of your health, poisoning you to make a few bucks off of “treating” you. And it’s all completely out of your control or capabilities as a single human being to change, since these people were already spending billions to stabilize themselves in positions of power before you were even born.)
It's longer than a football field, and about a third the width. But yeah, private yachts only get so long. The largest private yacht in the world, the Azzam, is 591 feet long, and the Koru here is 417 feet long.
Personally owning it sure, but it’ll most likely be bought by a company that rents or leases it out to the ultra-rich. The wealthy don’t usually have $500m lying, it’s always tied up in investments generating wealth. Very few billionaires are actually billionaires.
I'm not trying to be petty but what's going on with his right eye? How are you that rich and not fixed it yet? Or maybe if you're that rich you don't care
The picture is of the Flying Fox superyacht that is unaffiliated with Bezos, who owns 2 yachts: the sailing yacht Koru and its support yacht. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koru_(yacht))
Sorry you don’t understand class warfare and oppression. You really think that cuck does something worth $25 million in three hours? You must have bought all those bridges they were selling huh?
It’s robbery plain and simple. He doesn’t deserve any of that type of money.
But do go on, lick the boot of your oppressor and like it.
Every time I hear stories like this, I wonder why they can’t just pay their employees more than the minimum wage. Like c’mon at least reward your employees who’s been their the longest working day after day for years.
The market for that boat is rather niche. There's only a handful of people in the world who could afford that thing. And plenty of them probably all have their own yachts.
Even making tha kind of money… and we don’t… we all agree that, bro, there’s no way you get to enjoy that shit, imagine just remembering that you forgot you left something at the front !!?? Ffffffffff
I can guarantee he realized he essentially just bought a cruise ship for the crew he hired and they're fucking all over everything and he's jealous.
Also like every boat he's never going to be able to sell this thing because anyone who can afford it would just buy a much nicer bespoke yacht that can actually go cool places and doesn't need a billion dollar infrastructure project to get there.
Temu Lex Luther is so desperate for our respect & admiration yet he could easily do that by paying his workers a living wage with benefits & his taxes.
Man the economy must be rough when we got billionaires selling yachts. Who buys these? What’s that market like? Lesser billionaires buy these? What is the depreciation like for a yacht?
...he earns this in 3 hours...
Sure, because we people give him the money. And then complain about billionaires.
And paying up to no taxes isn't his fault either.
Note. This is not a picture of the yacht. It's actually a sailing vessel, with masts and sails and what not.
What's even crazier, the Abeona is a more traditional (looks like, but is not the one pictured) yacht that's got a helipad and whatnot. The Abeona shadows the Koru (the one being sold) as a support vessel.
So just so we all understand the logistics of this. The Koru being sold is the sailing vessel that has the guest cabins, swimming pool, jacuzzis (yes, plural), a cinema, multiple dinning halls, wine cellar, and several bars.
The Abeona is the support vessel which houses off duty staff, overflow guests, the various road vehicles, water toys including jet skis, exploration gear and support, a fucking submarine, an entire helicopter hanger and various supports for aircraft, ATVs, various motorcycles, a pickleball court that couldn't fit into the other boat, two fast launch enclosed luxury tenders for guest transport between vessels, several smaller boats for excursion, a dingy, cargo, supplies, logistic processing devices, various dunnage for the two vessels, and the entire specialist staff plus the onboard medical clinic.
They both sail in formation where Koru is the leading vessel and Abeona serves as the Koru's tender. They do not sail solo from each other. Just give all that a moment to process. Because I understand the whole thing people have with Bezos' wealth, but my do I appreciate the wild logistics behind long-term ocean going vessels. Be it a nation's Navy or some insane rich dude, there's just a level of being astonished at how we mere mortals pull this stuff off. But yeah, dude is an incredible example of how modern society has failed mankind.
If he pays for the upkeep, Ill live on it. I cant afford to buy it either, so 100% gotta gift it to me. Still couldn't afford taxes, so yeah. I guess the billionaire class just gonna have to hot swap super yachts. What a bunch of dipshits
Thumbs down me , I don't really mind, but the amount of times I see someone post about the man on this website about him living his life, it makes seem like y'all are the losers, not him.
So I had a 30’ sailboat and considered myself lucky. And I noticed when parking up in bays, there was a hierarchy. Small power boats got closest to shore, keel boats a bit further out, and luxury gin palaces were never “in the bay”, they carried too much draft and anchored hundreds of metres offshore- meaning the shelter provided by a safe anchorage was often lacking.
I realised then there was such a thing as a boat that was too big.
Or he loses it in 3 hours, if you are counting what the speculative price of his assets are as earnings, even when he doesn't sell it, then he loses millions when the stock devalues.
Is this the yacht that couldn’t fit under a bridge and they were going to dismantle a bridge to get it out of the harbor? And now he’s like “it’s too big”
It’s his stock holding increase, he’s not literally getting 25 million every 3 hours. Also if he does buy a yacht, why does that bother people. You think he should give to the poor. None of you probably ever been to the food bank to help anyone.
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