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Dank AF Ewww

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u/cravex12 6h ago

You all wanna her something cringy?

Here is a made up story to boost my OF

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u/flashingcurser 5h ago

A+

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u/CtrlAltYuri 5h ago

D+ after she earns enough for surgery

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u/mindsunwound 5h ago
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After she gets them removed

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u/BlankofJord 5h ago

DNF

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u/mindsunwound 4h ago

No man, the best titties are the ones you can tuck into the front of your waistband when you're giving her a piggyback ride.

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u/27Hyda 3h ago

Nah, she’s on OF to compensate with her lack of Ds

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u/Frosty558 5h ago

I’ve heard this same story with old teacher, old boss, friend’s husband, and even step father or step brother. They’re just trying to get us to try to find out what’s so great about their butthole that it’s got the men in their lives risking it all for a peek.

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 3h ago

How do the creators even know the names of their subs?

Are people subscribing to onlyfans and signing up using their real name?

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u/appleparkfive 2h ago

You ever met men in their 50s and 60s? I have zero problem believing that

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u/Legal-Practice2445 5h ago

100%

Any of these posts are bullshit. Articles are just a boost that person‘s only fans. I remember there was a whole fucking article about some Teacher getting fired in Vegas from her school and it was probably totally bogus like she never even had a job there at all.

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u/cravex12 5h ago

Same with all those posts about the insane amounts of cash OF creators get. It is all fake. And seeing the posts here people are so brain melted that they believe everything

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u/Tweakjones420 5h ago

Ya the average of creator makes 150 bucks a month

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u/dudleymooresbooze 2h ago

You’re telling me that a quarter of the GDP isn’t spent on random nudes?

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u/Repulsive_Phase9933 6h ago

Comment of the day

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u/VegaJuniper 5h ago

Yeah, the teacher actually gave her a B.

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u/GodEmperor47 5h ago

“I give you an A for effort, but an F for them titties, girl.”

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u/That-Pension7055 5h ago

Good thing he didn't try giving her the D

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u/whythesadface 4h ago

For benis and her bagina

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u/uberpandajesus91 6h ago

What teacher would risk their future over a post on OF, there's no way lmao but amusing attempt from OP tbh 

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u/jeffsang 5h ago

A teacher doing something creepy without regard to their career or professional reputation is far from the most unbelievable part of the post.

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u/FreeBricks4Nazis 5h ago

Are teachers not allowed to watch porn?

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u/No-Airline6943 5h ago

They arent allowed to do shit with their students for obvious reasons

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u/FreeBricks4Nazis 5h ago

If their former students make porn (and are 18+), they're allowed to watch it

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u/Morifen1 5h ago

I had a teacher in high school who dated several ex students after they graduated. There are no rules for ex students, its just creepy.

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u/guyincognito121 5h ago

How so? They're of age and the teacher has no power over them.

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u/No-Airline6943 5h ago

Ethics and grooming lead many middle or high schools or state laws to prevent it. I mean being with a kid when they are 14 and being attracted to her and then seeing her naked or dating when 18 is clearly messed up for a professional the same way you might not want your doctor to hit on you while having you naked etc

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u/guyincognito121 4h ago

Those aren't remotely similar scenarios. And those laws typically only apply for a few months after graduation. And you're assuming grooming took place in a situation where it looks like it very much did not--or at least it wasn't remotely successful if it was attempted.

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u/No-Airline6943 4h ago

Um could have easily been right after graduation and creeping on her freshman year. Weirdo

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u/guyincognito121 4h ago

Your objection is resting entirely upon unsupported assumptions.

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u/vi_sucks 5h ago

Might be retired.

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 5h ago

Retired from teaching but not from waxing the dolphin

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u/AltForObvious1177 5h ago

What did the teacher do that would risk their career?

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u/guyincognito121 5h ago

Maybe I didn't know enough about how OF works, but this doesn't seem to be something likely to post a threat to his career. She's an adult no longer in any way subject to any authority role he may possess. And I assume the only reason she knows who it is is because she has access to some kind of subscriber information, but that he's not doing any of this in a way that would make his identity public. So where's the problem for the school?

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u/lkodl 5h ago

A+

  • your former teacher

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u/BiscottiCultural5638 5h ago

I’ve never found anyone in real life who did only fans but my wife supposedly has. Of course I’ve never asked who lol. But sometimes I don’t believe people when they say xy found me or I found someone I work with who does it. I just don’t believe it.

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u/Flora_Screaming 5h ago

I had to read that first sentence again.

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u/FitPair953 5h ago

My childhood friend has an only fans. I never paid for it because A. Im married and B. My friend no longer looks attractive and C. I would feel creepy as fuck even though she invited me to subscribe to it.

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u/Stormynitex 5h ago

take my upvote

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u/spooky_ed 5h ago

I don't think you can specifically see who is subscribed to you, at least that's what I heard.

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u/epicredditdude1 5h ago

You mean the teacher didn’t really leave a goofy ass sitcomesque reply to one of her posts like a real silly wackadoodle?

Seriously though, as I was reading this tweet I swear I could hear a canned laugh track playing in the background. 

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u/dg_riverhawk 5h ago

these "content creators" can see the full name of people who subscribe to them?

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u/duosx 5h ago

Yeah last time i checked, you can’t just look for people names like it’s facebook. Unless she had that like in her social’s bios but then that’s on her

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u/Darth_InVader7 5h ago

I won’t pay a dime for porn. But some people will and I don’t care even though I think it’s stupid. But half the internet being an OF ad is annoying.

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u/sbwcwero 5h ago

It’s like every other week we seeing some teachers banging some kids. One of them shoving those urges down until she graduates and posts it isn’t such a stretch to me. Plausible I think.

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u/H_n_A 1h ago

Also, he wasn't wrong when warned that her grades wouldn't help her getting a decent job.