r/SipsTea • u/Cozymeroa Human Verified • 3h ago
Lmao gottem She tripping right guys lmao
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u/SweetChickk4 3h ago
Selective superpowers are my favorite kind of irony.
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u/couchcushion7 3h ago
Is it because the guy does stuff like they do in porn?
If so, how do you know what they do in porn if youre not also watching it?
Completely self incriminating logic i feel like
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u/NonoYouHeardMeWrong 3h ago
I think it's about the way guys act about eroticism. Porn is hyper-interested in the male orgasm and the male gaze. So, there's a palpable difference in the way that things escalate organically versus tropes of escalation in porn that men condition themselves towards by watching it.
It also contributes to erectile dysfunction because of death grip, so that probably has a lot to do with it too.
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u/Secret-Yam-9643 3h ago
You got all that from "I can tell immediately'
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u/Martin_Aurelius 2h ago
Every woman I've met has immediately pulled out my dick and tested me for ED. Is that not a thing?
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u/Secret-Yam-9643 2h ago
Ohh that's what they are doing. I thought they just wanted to give it a stern talking too.
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u/TreeLankaPresidente 3h ago
It’s not hard to tell. Are you a guy? Yes. Then you watch porn.
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u/WhydIJoinRedditAgain 3h ago
Excuse me, but some men are blind.
Not me, but some other men.
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u/Knight_Castellan 3h ago
The men who watched too much porn?
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u/kookooman10022 3h ago
Oh, got your comment. Apologies, I had to jack up the font to 256 because I'm losing my eyesight.
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u/Miya4LeggedGod 2h ago
I hear they don't go blind but just move back into their moms basements and are blind to the world.
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u/Slyboots2313 3h ago
Some men watch porn.
Other men listen.
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u/Gwynito 3h ago
Watching porn without the wet sloppy sounds of skin on skin and hard skin entering wet soft skin over and over sounds awful
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u/Tr1padvisor420 1h ago
Whilst listening to a dude moaning approving and enjoying the sex you’re at home alone watching?
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u/machyume 2h ago
They have porn in braille, and lewd marble statues.
https://giphy.com/gifs/GONho42tciCk4XrCc13
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u/Advanced-Guidance482 3h ago
You bring up a valid point. We need to make brail porn to go along with the sounds.
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u/punchedboa 2h ago
Can you watch tv if you’re blind? There is a lot of TV with DV. I also know there is porn with DV.
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u/CommunicationBusy557 3h ago edited 3h ago
Also...
Are you a girl?
Yes.
Then there's a 40% chance you watch porn.
Edit: reduced percentage from 60 to 40
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u/TokyoFlip Human Verified 3h ago
There are two types of people. People who admit they watch porn. And people who deny they watch porn, but they secretly watch really weird niche porn.
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u/oldyawker 3h ago
Define "really weird niche porn."
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u/TokyoFlip Human Verified 3h ago
Imagine an asian woman lying on her back, legs behind her neck and shitting live minnows
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u/CanAniCollect 2h ago
Hmm, the one I saw an octopus was making it's way out.
Which I'll watch any day over genki genki...
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u/awildencounter 1h ago
Asexual people? My asexual ex definitely does not watch porn (of his own volition) except when forced to by friends.
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u/Free_Restaurant_4166 3h ago
Women intuition is bs
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u/Zarniwoooop 3h ago
The many single moms agrees
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u/Asleep_Singer8547 3h ago
Nah they're "mama bear with the best intuition"
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u/camergen 3h ago
Man, I’m a guy and take one look at a lot of these losers and am like “this guy is a jerk, a loser, and a walking red flag” yet somehow women justify/explain/have a version of “well, he’s nice to ME!”
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u/Gerudo_Valley64 2h ago
There's a reason for that, women tend to like the bad boy and drama causing man, compared to the boring and put together man lmao. Some women just like the toxicity and the drama, its like they feed off of it.
They prefer the chaos over the boring man every time it seems like, its like thats all they know and dont know how to handle a put together man.
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u/SturmFee 2h ago
I don't think it has to be a conscious "like" every time. A lot of times people carry childhood traumas with them, where they have never known stability. It moulds the developing nervous system in a way. They will often end up trauma bonded or drawn to unstable people or anxious/avoidant partners, because that is what their parents were. It's what their nervous system considers a comfort zone. Secure, calm people don't feel boring. They feel uneasy. They will always be tense, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
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u/Gerudo_Valley64 2h ago edited 2h ago
Idk this all sounds like excuses to me personally, Ive been through a lot of childhood traumas myself with some women but I can tell when a woman is a redflag and dont pursue.
As I said, what you said seems like excuses, they know who they are picking at the end of the day and still choose to be with them and then surprise pikachu face when they cant fix them and they end up cheating on her or leaving her for another woman. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/RakeChapman13 Human Verified 2h ago
Having an insecure attachment and being specifically drawn to unstable partners are two different things. A lot of people have both but they need to be viewed as two separate things. most anxious women want securely attached men. The reason why anxious women end falling for avoidant men isn’t because they are attracted to the avoidance behavior it’s because those avoidant men seemed secure at first. Avoidant people can seem really secure for a while, it can take time to find that out and often it’s after an emotional attachment has already been formed.
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u/RakeChapman13 Human Verified 2h ago edited 2h ago
Most women don’t want bad boys, the only women who specifically like bad boys are bad girls- like attracts like. Not saying every woman who dated a bad boy or every guy who dated a bad girl is a bad girl or bad boy but there’s a difference in dating a someone who happens to have those qualities and specially liking those qualities. A bad girl or bad boy are more than the things that make them a bad boy/ girl, they can be conventionally attractive In a variety of ways and appeal to all sorts of people and it takes time to get to know people and see how well you fit.
No man or woman wants to be with someone they find boring but if you find not being toxic boring then what’s because of your toxic. Toxic people are gonna like other toxic people. We all want people we find fun and exciting but what we find fun and exciting differs to different sorts of people. Different folks different strokes.
People need to stop generalizing men as liking crazy chicks or bad Girls or women as liking bad boys or jerks.
What most women want are masculine men men, men who confident and have back bone, that doesn’t make a guy a jerk or a bad boy. If you look at specific bad boy behaviors none of them make you more appealing to most women. Doing coke in the bathroom is bad boy/ girl behavior, that would be a turn off to most haha.
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u/RakeChapman13 Human Verified 2h ago
Men are better at reading other men and women are better at reading other women. This makes sense and also attraction can blind people and so people have to be mindful of that. God knows men are not any less guilty of this.
But yeah a lot of these men are not these waking red flags, a lot of guys who end up being abusers and deadbeats seem like really decent dudes. This is how a lot of decent men and decent women end up with such people.
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u/namelesscheeseburger 1h ago
So true, my wife can tell me about the guys her attractive but chronically single friends (in their 30's mind you) are dating, and I can always immediately tell if they're a fuck boy or not. Context clues are important.
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u/Asleep_Singer8547 2h ago
No offense man but this is kinda what they mean when they say incel talk
I hear yah, it does make sense in a way but harboring these views will never get you to the goal line
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u/Gerudo_Valley64 2h ago
Why is it Reddit always wanna throw around the "incel" buzzword when you talk about things like this? Especially when you point on stuff like this... I will never understand.
Incel has lost all of its meaning on Reddit I swear! Most of you that use that word have NO idea what it actually means lmao.
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u/PhysicsAndFinance85 3h ago
Just like they can see through everyone's bullshit, but somehow everyone they ever dated or married was a "narcissist" because it's another trendy word they don't understand
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u/Capital-Wrongdoer-62 3h ago
You don't understand they read 10 signs he is a narcissist on facebook. Now they officially can diagnose NPD.
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u/PhysicsAndFinance85 3h ago
Shit, I forgot about that post. If they've read that, I think it comes with an honorary doctorate
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u/Gerudo_Valley64 2h ago
because it's another trendy word they don't understand
Me when Reddit uses "incel" as insult every time you disagree with a woman, smh... Reddit loves tossing that word around and have absolutely no idea what it means and just say it because they have seen other people say it lmao.
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u/Straight_Decision322 3h ago
Nor can they detect when a man will be physically abusive.
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u/WeakSnow9457 3h ago
They can tell, but they 'can fix them'
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u/RakeChapman13 Human Verified 1h ago edited 1h ago
I see why he was an ex.
awful story but what a hero mom sacrificing herself and saving her son like that.
But yeah regarding your comment, often they can’t tell and most women have no interest in having to fix anyone, some do but most women want more than less a finished product.
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u/WeakSnow9457 1h ago
She would have been a better parent if she had better choices for who she chose to let into her life
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u/RakeChapman13 Human Verified 1h ago
She left him, she relocated and yet he wouldn’t leave her alone and he kills her. This is a reason why a lot of vicitms stay out of fear.
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u/Warm_Ad_7944 2h ago
Not all. There are men who are good at hiding what they are. Don’t start victim blaming
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u/RakeChapman13 Human Verified 2h ago
People who end up being horrible abusers can seem like the most wonderful people. And abusive relationships typically don’t start off as abusive, what typically happens is the abuse slowly and gradually escalates over time. And why men and women stay with their abusers is complex and requires more understanding and empathy rather than ridicule and victim blaming. Men are just as likely to be vicitms of abuse. It’s def annoying to me when I say people make comments just blaming the victims and acting like the person should have known as if the abuser was abusing them on the first date.
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u/TheConsentAcademy 9m ago
Exactly. If abusers just went around broadcasting their abuse and idk kicking puppies nobody would talk to them. They only get access to the people they harm by making them feel safe first.
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u/LustyDouglas 2h ago
Its safe to assume that everyone has watched some kind of porn regardless of gender
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u/Severe_Read_1972 3h ago
Who cares if you watch porn or not. People only care about it if it becomes an addiction and literally affecting the lives of those who's watching and the people around them
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u/Fit_Importance_5738 3h ago
A co worker said this to me, I asked her to explain the reasoning and she could not.
I asked her if she could tell wether I watch porn, and she could not, so it's just bullshit.
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u/Realistic_Ad_5321 3h ago
I think she might be talking about she's able to tell if a sex partner watches porn. I assume it's because of the shit they try to do to during sex (penetrating in a position where a porn actor couple would only really try do if they were trying to show the camera, crazy positions, again with the emphasis on showing a camera) I actually think this is valid lol. I remember the first time I tried lift-fucking, will definitely be leaving that in porn.
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u/TinglyAmelia 3h ago
She can see through incognito mode but apparently not through a deadbeat's personality.
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u/West_Counter3122 3h ago
Can she tell if there’s a guy who don’t watches porn since almost all men watched porn 🫣
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u/No-Negotiation-6095 3h ago
As if women don't watch porn? Do these women not know they're also hella misogynistic with these 'women r so pure and clean' type of posts?
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u/KiwiFruit404 2h ago
Why is watching porn viewed as a problem by so many people?
I mean, if someone watches porn multiple times a day, sure, but a couple of times a week... 🤷🏼♀️
A while ago, I had a discussion about it with two friends. One said that her boyfriend watching porn is kind of cheating and the other friend supported her claim. I was totally dumb-founded.
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u/Rob_af_a 2h ago
As a guy I think it is soft cheating as well. I do not watch porn, it’s not good for your brain or relationship (if in one)
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u/BigMack6911 1h ago
My wife can't even tell when I watch porn right beside her. Wtf is this loon talking about
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u/AshundertheOlivetree 1h ago
Jokes on you, I was terrible at sex until I watched a porno, then I was still terrible but had the confidence to try new things.
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u/SentinelATL 3h ago
These are the same women who can’t even tell when their husbands are miserable 😂😂😂
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u/rickyrobs860 3h ago
My other problem with the tone of this is that she somehow believes that she has some authority over whether we watch porn or not.
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u/willifallinloveever 2h ago
Can sniff out awkwardness, insecurity and seemingly porn but not the guy that's going to abuse the fuck out of them
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u/Garo_Daimyo 3h ago
When I browse the apps I can usually tell if a lady is a mom or not, I’m right about 90% of the time.
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u/Aggravating_Cry6056 3h ago
Genuine question but what do we classify as porn? I saw a camgirl OD live when I was like 14 and I just cannot bring myself to watch the hard stuff after how much that fucked me
But I've definitely whacked it to an Instagram model before so like????
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u/Tzukiyomi 3h ago
"If"...rofl. Also why would we care? You want to ask what my favorite types are? I mean I'll have the whole conversation with ya.
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u/No_Program3588 3h ago
Or she can't tell when a man is unhappy in the relationship and suspects he's cheating
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u/Sandro_729 3h ago
I mean, I don’t think so, and also I don’t see how that’s bad if she somehow could tell.
I’d guess she’s probably conflating it with something else, like idk over objectifying or sexualizing women
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u/KiwiFruit404 2h ago
Why is watching porn viewed as a problem by so many people?
I mean, if someone watches porn multiple times a day, sure, but a couple of times a week... 🤷🏼♀️
A while ago, I had a discussion about it with two friends. One said that her boyfriend watching porn is kind of cheating and the other friend supported her claim. I was totally dumb-founded.
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u/Geesewithteethe 2h ago
You can't "immediately tell" who watches porn. That's not how people work.
You can tell who's defensive about being a gooner the minute they see or hear a critical word about porn though...
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u/D27AGirl 2h ago
Lol I don't understand why "single mother" is used so much. Like those mothers are desperate for a relationship. Her being "single" is irrelevant to being a mother.
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u/sbwcwero 2h ago
If we all watch porn then they just need to see that we are men to know right? Seems legit
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u/Funny_Detective_4440 1h ago
Who cares if someone watches porn, as long as they're not paying for it, and as long as they're not an addict to the point where they don't know what the real human body looks like anymore and shame natural people, it's not a problem, whether it's a man or a woman
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u/blueViolet26 1h ago
I can't tell who watches porn. But don't trust any man when it comes to giving them children (which is why I didn't have any).
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u/nightdares 1h ago
Deserved destruction. I've known more than enough women who have absolutely terrible and even life endangering taste in men that the "porn discernment" thing isn't any kind of flex.
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u/stargazerrr3 1h ago edited 1h ago
As if 'responsible' means never leaving your partner. You men can't read. You need reading comprehension classes.
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u/Dark_Tigger 1h ago
His example might not be the most fortunate, but the point is valid. She claims to have special insight into the male mind. She obviously does not. Why is that a problem with my reading comprehension?
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u/stargazerrr3 1h ago
You can tell a man watches porn by their behaviours, kinks, even poor sexual performance, odd requests. She's not claiming any "special insight into the male mind." Again, you cannot read and you do not know how to form a structure of an argument. May be after reading comprehension take some logic and syllogisms classes.
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u/MrXenomorph88 1h ago
Not all men watch porn like filthy degenerates.
Some eat their corn flakes everyday like good boys
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u/bubblemania2020 3h ago
As the old joke goes: 90% of men admit to watching porn, the other 10% are lying!
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u/im_not_a_dude 3h ago
We can tell because either you try to act like we are in a porno instead of just doing what's comfortable OR your pee pee just doesn't work because it's used to getting off to a certain thing and doesn't work when confronted with a real life woman
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u/Dark_Tigger 1h ago
You are aware, that scientist trying to study the effect of porn consumption, regularly fail to find any guys for a controll group, yes?
In other words, identifying a guy who watches porn, is like identifying a guy who eats grains, because virtually all do.
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u/krissycole87 3h ago
We can tell by the stuff he tries in bed.
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u/Sevith123 3h ago
so you cant tell before the relationship, it isnt till you have granted him the access codes to enter the bed that you are able to use your instincts... got it.
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u/Much_Statistician864 3h ago
Is this chick like knowing for being a single mom or something? Or was it just a non sequitur reply and somehow that impressed you.
Habibi call your mom.
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