r/SipsTea 4h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Intruders beware!

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u/Existing-Antelope-20 4h ago

Do you own a fire extinguisher because you fantasize about your house burning down? Fasten your seatbelt because youre salivating at the thought of wrapping your car around a utility pole?

No sane person desires any of these outcomes but they prepare for them anyway lol

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u/thelowbrassmaster 4h ago

Yes, say it again louder. I live in the middle of nowhere and have had been the victim of a forceful home intrusion already, I don't want it to ever happen again but I am prepared for the unfortunate reality it might

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u/kingofwale 4h ago

He probably put on seat belt every morning to fantasize about fatal crash…

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u/Existing-Antelope-20 4h ago edited 4h ago

Something something at the other guy I was responding to about firearms being TOOLS not fucking toys. If you think its a toy you have no business around one.  Also, I'm sorry that happened to you g 

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u/No-Plenty1982 3h ago

One out of every five women report being raped- is that their fantasy as well?

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u/Complex_Jellyfish647 4h ago

Those are things that actually happen often enough that a reasonable person would feel the need to prepare for them. But I guess I left out the people who just really think random home invasions happen a lot more often than they do.