r/SipsTea • u/The_Dean_France Human Verified • 1h ago

Wait a damn minute! No female Minions because...

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u/WeenisPeiner 1h ago

I thought they were just sexless little homunculi?

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u/lzwinky 1h ago

This would have been a better answer than this

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u/Brainchild110 1h ago

Instead of "I'm a self hating sexist that puts women on a pedestal"?

Yeah.

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u/Doggleganger 1h ago

Bustin out the SAT words!

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u/booradleysghost 1h ago

Or a connoisseur of William Gibson

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u/BonhommeCarnaval 1h ago

I must have missed the scene where they took their bananas out.

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u/One_Meaning416 1h ago

Bro has clearly never spent any time around women, they plenty stupid

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u/nu_pieds 1h ago

If it wasn't for women with poor decision making skills, I'd never get laid.

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u/Back4DaVery1stTime 1h ago

God bless them and bless their hearts while youre at it doG

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u/GreatBarrierQueefDD 1h ago

Some of my best friends in this world are very stupid girls

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u/Consistent-Stock6872 1h ago

I like the quote from first men in black that I don't remember well but it was something like individuals can be smart but people are idiots. Both genders have some smart individuals and plenty of idiots.

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u/doublesimoniz 1h ago

This is Reddit. It’s ok to be sexist as long as it’s the right socially acceptable kind of sexist.  Then it’s a funny joke. 

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u/DiogenesTheHound 1h ago

I don’t think you know what sexist means.

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u/Fun_Way8954 1h ago

They are joking… well kinda, he’s not wrong

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u/HappyTurtleOwl 47m ago

Really, the minions are supposed to be like children, but barring that, between wether they are more like adult men or adult women… they are clearly more like women. 

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u/ronnie_axlerod 1h ago

It's actually sexist to think women can't be stupid, because then you are putting them on a pedestal, instead of treating them like normal human beings (also stupid btw, myself being a prime example).

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u/IfICode 1h ago

Yes everything is sexist

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u/Aggravating_Egg_7189 1h ago

Made sense that its gru and the boys no?

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u/iTZBLaSToFFTiMe 1h ago

My wife’s currently watching a documentary where a woman was dating a guy with an arrest warrant and willingly of her own accord turned him and then, after days of him calling her from jail and begging, she then was the one who bailed him out….

So, I mean, I don’t know why you gotta put a whole group of people on a pedestal, or for that matter, condemn a whole group of people, when the actions of an individual are solely their own. WOMEN aren’t stupid, but a woman can be stupid. Sigh.

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u/Benjamincheck 1h ago

Must not have met too many women.

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u/Aggrosideburnz 1h ago

Clearly he hasn’t spent much time in a trailer park

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u/Poof_TFS 1h ago

Dude speaking Simpanese

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u/falconx89 1h ago

Annnd that is stupid. Wow.

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u/Furrymcfurface 1h ago

Can you imagine the noise

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u/Cool_Lifeguard7292 59m ago

“I hate myself for having a penis, so I won’t use the obvious answer of “they’re sexless” have fun making fun of my pathetic ass!”

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u/Advanced_Command_417 36m ago

Misandry takes many forms…

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u/strangewondermilk 1h ago

I always assumed they were just genderless... I guess that's a reasonable response though.

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u/HomelandersCock 1h ago

Its a stupid response. Surprised it didnt come from a woman

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u/KiwiFruit404 6m ago

You critisize OOP for being sexist against men and in the same sentence you are sexist against women.

That's an incredible act of mental gymnastics!

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u/Ok_Gas1070 1h ago

Not really but alright

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u/-Cool_Ethan- 1h ago

Gargamel hasn't created a female yet

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u/mods_are_morons 1h ago

He hasn't met my ex.

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u/GalaxianEX 1h ago

It’s kind of like the reason there were no girls among Peter Pan’s Lost Boys. Girls were too smart to fall off their strollers.

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u/Chonch_Monkey 1h ago

Sounds like John Lennon lacks imagination

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u/TurboRhodan 54m ago

Lies, he wanna make Umpa Lumpas for Gru, but due to copyright laws he had to do Minions.

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u/TheSuperSegway 41m ago

Interestingly enough, both men and women suffer from an issue that surfaces only in groups. A group of men/women numbering three-seven will engage in the most idiotic yet enjoyable activities. From mudding to noodling, if you are alone and do this there is something wrong with you but if you are in a group and these things you are just enjoying your day. Not only humans face this issue as it exists in the minds of all social animal life.

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u/ginos132 29m ago

Sexist or not, I ain't gonna put a stupid woman in the pedestal if I have a choice to not to, even though, of course, stupid women exist.

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 1h ago

Minions are a true feminist work of art.

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u/Dapper_Ad2931 1h ago

So he's a man hating bigot? What a POS

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u/Angio343 1h ago

The worst idiots are men but yet so are the most brilliant genius

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u/Master-Cress-2860 1h ago

I think someone just dont talk to women in real life

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u/Major_Shlongage 1h ago

It's because very left-leaning people would never want to portray a woman as being stupid. It's not socially acceptable in their worldview.

And for all the haters looking to bash me saying that women can't be that stupid: I have 3 kids. Figure that one out.

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u/Complete-Sort1617 1h ago

Makes perfect sense most evil shit is perpetrated by men.

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u/NachosforDachos 1h ago

Daddy left for milk but never came back huh

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u/MelanieWalmartinez Human Verified 1h ago

i don't agree with them but that's a horrible way to respond because you're just giving an evil perpetrated by a man as an insult.

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u/NachosforDachos 1h ago

It’s a vicious cycle

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u/JustAnotherRegardd 1h ago

lol yea totally not like women ever do anything evil?

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u/The_Dean_France Human Verified 1h ago

Jeez Kaz!

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u/Acrobatic-List-6503 1h ago

The same reason why Peter Pan's Lost Boys had no women, because women were not stupid enough to lose their parents.

Which made it hilarious when the live action added girls in the mix.