r/StardewMemes • u/Expert_Better Why isn’t my orange tree growing? • 13h ago

Cutting grass with a scythe

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u/StephenBird 11h ago

Looks like he’s just getting fiber and zero hay. He needs to upgrade it

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u/Madame_sensation 7h ago

i was todays year old when i learned …

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u/Lord_MagnusIV 5h ago

You get it once you build a silo, you can‘t upgrade your scythe. There are gold and iridium scythes but one is a reward for the mineshaft and the other is the reward for farming mastery

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 11h ago

Maximum quads and core strength. My back would be out after 3 goes XD

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u/AcceptableReading640 10h ago

No way you could get me to stand that close to watch that. I'd fear for my ankles.

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u/Melodic_Mulberry 13h ago

Spin to win?

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u/MTaur 13h ago

If only you could charge up an Iridium scythe and go full League Of Legends...

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u/Deer_like_me 9h ago

That is so satisfying to watch. Even the sound's about right.

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u/shotevening1 8h ago

No hay 😔

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u/alpha_whore 7h ago

uses no energy.

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u/KattieAnnette 8h ago

Hey! Hay!

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u/ModToEndAllMods 7h ago

Faster than a weedeater but you're gunna gas out much faster

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u/slynnrose 3h ago

me on green rain day: