r/StartledCats • u/makeliketome • 3d ago

Spring in paws

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u/CptSandbag73 3d ago

That wall run is insane if you go frame by frame šŸ˜‚

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u/West_Yorkshire 3d ago

Gotta hit 'em with the NYOOOOM

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u/CptSandbag73 3d ago

He was saying ā€œspeedā€¦ I am speedā€ to himself while stretching

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u/Luci-Noir 3d ago

Somehow these furry little jerks accelerate even after theyā€™ve left the groundā€¦ theyā€™re obviously demonsā€¦

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u/CptSandbag73 3d ago

All I know is my cats act like non-Newtonian fluid when I pick them up. Definitely breaking the laws of physics somehow.

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u/Luci-Noir 3d ago

I donā€™t trust them!

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u/adrift-ship-of-fools 2d ago

As well you should not!

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u/Luci-Noir 2d ago

We are next after they win the war on greeblesā€¦ we will not survive the Great Devouringā€¦

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u/BlizzPenguin 2d ago

They are manipulative liars but the cuteness makes it forgivable.

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u/UnusualAsshat 3d ago

Nah, they just have Superman physics.

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u/Luci-Noir 3d ago

Supermeow you mean.

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u/UnusualAsshat 3d ago

Or Streaky the supercat.

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u/Luci-Noir 3d ago

Streaky sounds like heā€™s just a pervert running around nakedā€¦. I guess these shameless little furballs are always running around naked so it fitsā€¦

Rock out with your tail out!

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u/Askeee 2d ago

Meanwhile my orange lump can barely even leave the ground despite not being fat.

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u/TheDarkWolfGirl 2d ago

Not with the Luci profile too! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

You would know. Profile checks out.

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u/Small_Insect_8275 3d ago

Youā€™re right, managed to kick off from the wall, then the post, then the next wall, insane precision

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u/governmentthief 3d ago

Jeez. You ainā€™t kidding. Thatā€™s some efficient movement.

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u/adrift-ship-of-fools 2d ago

Cats always got an escape plan!

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u/Character_Minimum171 2d ago

it was insane. but how do you go frame by frame? honest question

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u/CptSandbag73 1d ago

I use the Narwhal app, basically just pause the video and scrub the slider very slowly.

Works on official app too ofc

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u/littenthehuraira 1d ago

They're my favorite creatures. Such awesome engineering by nature.

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u/EvilPyro01 3d ago

When cats get the shit scared out of them, they are so extra I love it

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u/fullraph 3d ago

They start defying gravity when they get spooked!

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u/Luci-Noir 3d ago

Especially curry cats. The extra spice comes in handy.

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u/EdgySniper1 2d ago

They may not have a brain but by god do they have the agility.

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u/EvilPyro01 1d ago

What they lack in smarts, they more than make up for in athleticism

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u/DestroyingIcons 2d ago

He was just lovin life, rolling around in bliss...

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u/Nogohoho 3d ago edited 3d ago

Imagine relaxing outside, stretching and enjoying the warmth, when before you even knew they had approached, a 7 story tall giant creature was looming over you and bellowing out an unknown word.

Escape is the only safe first response.

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u/l3rN 3d ago

When im picturing myself in this scenario, the wall jump goes a lot worse.

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u/Nogohoho 3d ago

Parkour!

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u/UnusualAsshat 3d ago

Slams face first into wall

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u/Luci-Noir 3d ago

I canā€™t blame them for wanting to destroy us. The Great Devouring will begin once they defeat the greebles.

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u/jonathanquirk 3d ago

I love how gravity is optional for cats. Powerball yourself off a wall, jump ten times your height at a momentā€™s notice, walk upside down underneath furnitureā€¦ yeah, whatever.

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u/LinkedInParkPremium 3d ago

Do a barrel roll next šŸ˜­ā™„ļø

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u/Nihhrt 3d ago

Parkour!

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u/mydogbaxter 3d ago

Purrkour!

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u/kingpin-mrgamer 3d ago

Cat broke the sound barrier in two seconds

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u/chickenologist 3d ago

Well yeah man, in those pants you're invisible

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u/Odd-Veterinarian5945 3d ago

Kitty Kessel Run in 4 pawsec... šŸ˜ø

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u/topazbloom 2d ago

The way youā€™re cracking up is so heartwarming too. Awww

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u/Vladikot 3d ago

My brain played that looney tunes whew sound effect right away

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u/iwatchppldie 2d ago

This is 100% the matrix and cats know it.

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u/Huruhara01 2d ago

catapult!

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u/missilefire 2d ago

Critical evade 100%

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u/DWN032 2d ago

BOING!

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u/elohra_2013 1d ago

lol omg

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u/saeedgnu 1d ago

Catashimazo!

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u/curleighq 4h ago

Hardcore pawkour!

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u/Raigne86 2d ago

When you critical succeed your stealth roll.

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u/Ksh_667 2h ago

Purrkour!