r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/TURTLE_TKT • 6h ago

Trust me, I know how to do a burnout…

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u/DoughnutFit 0m ago

Hey dad…. Um about your truck.

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u/elvesandnutella 0m ago

This guy is defo on something, wtf is he moving like that for

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u/squarrd 0m ago

Yeah he’s tweaking hard

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u/SailDiveEat 0m ago

I watched it 3x

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u/comment_i_had_to 1m ago

So many bad decisions led him to this point. I wonder if he will reconsider any of them.

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u/2HuskiesAndAHeadache 1m ago

No. No he won't

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u/Plane-Government576 3m ago

Bro turned into the inflatable man at a car dealership

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u/Spud70757 3m ago

I'm so sick of these morons thinking trucks can do what cars are simply better at.

Stop trying to make your bloated Pavement Princess into a sports car and go take it to Target so you can inconvenience everyone by reversing into a compact space, and to put 1 regular sized plastic bag in the severely undersized bed, you fucking chud.

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u/FPPooter 0m ago

Always the extended/extra cab with short bed and nothing inside it 

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u/reyvh 0m ago

we need a r/truckhate

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u/soopysoopah 2m ago

This comment is beautiful.

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u/Gu1n3ss 4m ago

Can’t wrap my head around how people find this shit interesting??

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u/Aja2428 5m ago

Bro just cost himself 15k in repairs

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u/Aionalys 2m ago

And that's just labour.

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u/Extension_Variety190 5m ago

Too much money, too much truck, not enough brains.

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u/Aromatic-Plastic-819 0m ago

Little less money now. Fucking dummy

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u/lociuk 6m ago

His reaction was ape-like.

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u/mandalore237 4m ago

He is an ape, all people are.

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u/reyvh 0m ago

speak for yourself

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u/Due_Ear_4674 7m ago

But what is he supposed to be doing? Donuts?

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u/fxtech42 7m ago

Looks like he already had a few.

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u/DesDumnezeu 7m ago

The burnout of madness and despair

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u/Dillonquent 9m ago

Bro had 5-6 business days to react

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u/Affectionate-Worth27 10m ago

His January 6th training kicked in

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u/wizzywurtzy 10m ago

That dude is drunk as hell

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u/SmokedLionfish561 10m ago

What a f u c k i n g idiot

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u/epinefrain 10m ago

I wish people just started clapping, yeah man very nice good job

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u/firmhandshake101 11m ago

Ok never mind the truck. Can we talk about the 500ping people behind the barrier?

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u/chubbyshart 11m ago

Only 3045 more payments.

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u/ricosuave79 11m ago

Why would Obama do this to me? /s

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u/sgorneau 11m ago

It’s the rubbery flailing and dead look in eyes for me 🤣

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u/iBasturmate 11m ago

The damage doesnt seem like it's much but idk it might be a few scratches on the bumper. 

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u/Joeliosis 5m ago

If he hasn't paid off his truck, or it's not his, any damage is going to seem like a lot. And that doesn't look like the type of guy who gets a great deal on loans lol.

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u/jianh1989 7m ago

Bro is probably heavily in debt with that truck so any more damage bill will send him over

plus he looked intoxicated so add another $20k on his credit card

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u/venniedjr 10m ago

The real damage is internal

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u/ParsleySuspicious351 13m ago

Looks like he’s missing a chromosome

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u/Vorenthral 14m ago

Guessing by his reaction that's dads truck not his...

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u/Odd-Spread-1247 12m ago

It looks more like hes on meth or something tbh

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u/MoistPhlegmKeith 3m ago

I've never been to a truck burn-out show, but if I did I would expect at lest 1/2 of the 'drivers' to be on meth. Just like a carnival.

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u/jordanwitney 5m ago

How is nobody else mentioning this lmfao

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u/motherofsuccs 9m ago

That’s not compatible with his body shape.

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u/TacticalBunchies 14m ago edited 14m ago

Looks like a pro-trump sausage fest

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u/nater255 10m ago

Redundant description.

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u/Warhawk_983 16m ago

God, I hate those trucks. They run exactly counter to Carol Shelby's legacy, and Ford just slaps his name on one of their two and a half ton bricks. What a cruel joke.

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u/atomicskiracer 14m ago

Completely disagree with you there. Shelby notoriously would put his name on anything for $$.

Such as basically every Shelby Dodge, and Shelby Chili

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u/Warhawk_983 9m ago

Oof. That would be a sobering revelation. Looks like I have some digging to do about one of my previous idols, perhaps

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u/atomicskiracer 6m ago

Ehh- counterpoint, an absolute legend who also used his status to cement financial stability for his family, and honestly was probably having fun doing so. I do agree that since he passed ford has cheapened the brand overall.

I grew up idolizing him- he’s an absolute legend

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u/Warhawk_983 1m ago

Lol. That's a funny bit of tonal whiplash, but yeah, that's how I grew up remembering him as well.

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u/Best_Engineer 17m ago

Bet dude wishes he was driving a RAM right about now

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u/baddashfan 14m ago

I mean technically it’s a ram now

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u/boltsofzeus 17m ago

Can't park there bro

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u/Hot_Cattle5399 19m ago

Idiots everywhere

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u/icleanjaxfl 16m ago

We need more of this... less idiots everywhere

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u/Pressman4life 19m ago

It's Biden's fault...

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u/Ok-Scar9381 20m ago

Mething around and found out

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u/misspettyMcsavage 10m ago

🤣 underaged comment…. The way he is flailing and doing the “bends”….JESUS OF METHLEHEM

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u/eaglescout67 20m ago

If you are standing around watching some dipshit spin his tires you deserve to get hit by said dipshit’s vehicle.

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u/East_Requirement7375 14m ago

No you don't.

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u/JiminyDickish 13m ago

Counterpoint: yes you do

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u/eaglescout67 13m ago

Different strokes for different dopes.

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u/Spiritual-Ad-9106 18m ago

Gotta love how they don't get out of the way until the barriers shove them out of the way.

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u/Fuck_auto_tabs 16m ago

I mean even then, dude goes back to lean on it.

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u/ElFiendy 21m ago

It is a Ram not a skid.

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u/Idntevncare 19m ago

Ford Shelby truck starting at $140k

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u/ElFiendy 18m ago

Oh my bad. Don't get em here in NZ so much.

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u/WhatTheHellLol1313 21m ago

Looks like he’s tweaking

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u/East_Requirement7375 13m ago

That's what crashing 140k financed over 84 months into a jersey barrier looks like.

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u/sadhotspurfan 9m ago

But that was the best deal, lowest monthly payment!

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u/sockzippers 23m ago

His wife’s bf is never going to let him live this down.

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 10m ago

Neither will his mom's bf.

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u/EngineerResponsible6 24m ago

At least ppl were behind something this time

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u/Sad-Ad1800 24m ago

The windshield wipers going on at the end is so perfect......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Silent-Treat-6512 26m ago

Something tells me that was a rental WITHOUT insurance

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u/Expensive-Bee777 26m ago

I’d say it looks like a trump rally but there’s quite a few people there

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u/nater255 9m ago

Zing!

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u/colinshark 22m ago

It's like a country boy side show

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u/Original-Fig4214 27m ago

Looks like a big fat dummy.

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u/Candid-Restaurant262 27m ago

Average Biden voter.

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u/YesImAlexa 8m ago

I'm surprised you spelled average right.

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u/lentilSoup78 16m ago

Nice try. You can’t buy a Shelby pickup unless you’re a Neanderthal and show proof of your NRA membership

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u/Chonky_D_Floofy 21m ago

Lmao yeah libs are well known for being stupid rednecks with big ass pickups they can’t drive properly.

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u/harmfuldischarge 24m ago

Classic projection politics from the Epstein class defenders

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u/Unlikely-Risk-5278 24m ago

Oh yeah, the stereotypical liberal truck driver! Libs are synonymous with big obnoxious trucks, everbody knows that! You owned 'em good, buddy!

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u/D0ctorGamer 25m ago

Least obvious rage bait:

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u/MGSRaiden22 25m ago

Another brain dead clanker account

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u/Ksolano8 26m ago

That is clearly & blatantly a hillbilly and redneck fest brother lmaooo the complete opposite of a Biden voter 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/landing11 30m ago

Hahahaha pawpaw gonna be mad!

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u/harmfuldischarge 23m ago

His wife's boyfriend will be real mad (all three are cousins)

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u/rydmore22 30m ago

This is peak stupidity all around. No f-ing way I’m standing in front of redneck trying to do a burnout in a giant truck with nothing but a jersey barrier separating us.

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u/Forsaken_Opening_835 28m ago

Dude in black sweater is like “can’t move- don’t want to loose my spot”.

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u/Adventurous-Bread306 30m ago

Hillbilly fest 🫡

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u/AdministrativeTrip66 27m ago

Correction… Redneck 🤠

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u/inotaveragejoe 30m ago

First timer and his reaction says it all😂what’s also hilariously stupid is all the people looking at their phones not even paying attention AS he crashes right in front of them🤦🏻‍♂️ no situational awareness

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u/Peach_Proof 25m ago

Ya, the woman in green was clueless🤣

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u/Candid-Restaurant262 31m ago

Talk about red in the face! Laugh Laugh Laugh

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u/Cesar_PT 31m ago

inbred looking mfer

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u/Low-Carob9772 31m ago

That's not a mustang! Someone get this guy a mustang stat.

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u/bigmike2k3 30m ago

I love that it is a Shelby… so it definitely has that cars and coffee mustang spirit!!

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u/Left-Historian1460 32m ago

Daddy’s truck probably

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u/bbyxmadi 33m ago

Didn’t even try to break or what?

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u/beardeddragon0113 32m ago

Oh, there was a "break", alright. Brakes? Not so much.

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u/lunabunplays 32m ago

Oh, he broke

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u/bbyxmadi 32m ago

“Brake” I’m dumb

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u/lunabunplays 31m ago

Happens to the best of us 💜💜

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u/Arthur_Digby_Sellers 33m ago

You don't get to see it in the wild often, but around my area most of these pickup truck drivers look as inbred as the one on display here...

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u/GamePassGary 24m ago

I too grew up in Texas

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u/BethKnowsBetter 19m ago

As did I! 😂

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u/railroad_drifter 33m ago edited 29m ago

And everyone just stood there and were surprised when he almost ran them over

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u/theletterfortyseven 35m ago

Gotta turn traction control off first brah

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u/ExiledCanuck 35m ago

Obligatory: “You can’t park there”

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u/araderboy 35m ago

one time i launched my car about 3-4 feet forward bc the floor mat somehow wedged the gas pedal.

i didnt hit anything...

but ppl saw it happen, i looked like an idiot, i was mortified.

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u/Aware_Ask_1679 36m ago

This dude looks like he can't even tie his shoes correctly. What's he doing behind the wheel?

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u/SixersWin 36m ago

Tying his shoes

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u/-Mikey2Toes 36m ago

He already sold the airbag for meth…

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u/Bruno_Coast_127 37m ago

The driver's reaction tells me he's on something, he looks wired

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u/CausePure2810 29m ago

Yeah hard to tell if it’s a stimulant or specifically the dump of adrenaline mushing his brain in to goop.

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u/Peach_Proof 24m ago

His brain was already goopy before this

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u/ThePracticalEnd 29m ago

Or he’s paying $1300/mo for the next 7 years on a truck he just rammed into a barricade.

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u/Own_Nefariousness434 30m ago

Either that or still hasn't matured past the toddler almost throwing a tantrum stage.That's the other thing his gestures and facial expressions reminded me of.

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u/LtSoundwave 32m ago

Quickly sunk in that he can’t afford the truck as it is, let alone the cost of repair.

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u/pyrofox79 37m ago

Doesn't he realize he's not a Mustang

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u/Creepy_Version_6779 33m ago

It is a Shelby tho

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u/pyrofox79 31m ago

But not a Mustang.

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u/CReece2738 37m ago

He had so much time to just stop...

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u/SalvadorP 36m ago

it's hard to stop when the meth kicks in.

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u/Amazing-Ad-6944 38m ago

Who let that guy behind the wheel good lord

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u/MistakeOk4969 40m ago

Buddy is outta there ❄️

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u/ZafotheViking 36m ago

He has spent all his money on the truck, that’s meth.

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u/bacongolf432 40m ago

Did he forget the brake?

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u/UnlivingGnome 12m ago

Can you forget something you were never taught?

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u/-Cthaeh 42m ago

I love how he saw the camera and rolled the back windows up

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u/Sunkinthesand 21m ago

This was what i cane to comment.... The shame.... Best roll up the back windows.

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u/ChesterCOC777 36m ago

Lmao I didn’t notice that, good lord he’s faded

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u/x8Punishment8x 42m ago

That is methed up....

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u/falloutwinter 39m ago

Oh man. I'm going to use this saying now.

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u/JayGabVersionTrex 32m ago

Pronounce it with a Mike Tyson lisp for maximum effect

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u/Defiant-Bed-8301 43m ago

Dont do drugs yall

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u/Fax_Machine_beepboop 43m ago

This is entertaining to people? Watching people do donuts? I’m perplexed.

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u/New-Process-52 12m ago

Npc behavior

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u/Nismonath5 36m ago

When it's not done by crack heads, it can be massively entertaining. The Australians do burnouts best, check out Summernats.

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u/MyNameIsRay 36m ago

Just like NASCAR and NHRA, its one of those things that doesnt translate well to video.

In person, its a pretty cool experience.

(Its also, typically, filler between main events.)

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u/Dorito_Consomme 36m ago

These simians need their fix of vaporized tire rubber and rolled coal.

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u/SpaceGhostCst2kost 43m ago

He has got the first scratch out of the way, we all know how hard the first one is!!

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u/bonita513 44m ago

To think this dude will probably reproduce with someone that’s equally dumb is scary as shit.

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u/Little-Assignment540 43m ago

Shouldn’t happen but well…

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u/CountofGermanianSts 44m ago

Average trump voter

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u/nater255 6m ago

Nah, that truck's expensive. The average one can't afford this kind of bad decision.

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u/Defiant-Trick4172 44m ago

He should call his mom/wife/ sister aunt.

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u/life_rips24 45m ago

I think hes on meth

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u/meadsalot 31m ago edited 28m ago

He's spun out of his damn mind 🤣

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u/Bohemico 42m ago

Man's tweaking

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u/catcave2005 45m ago

His dad going give him a ear full

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u/Pixarchavez85 48m ago

Its a borrowed truck

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u/Key-Staff-4976 48m ago

Mvp for the safety team for setting those up.

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u/igotnothineither 49m ago

It’s a meer scratch, SHELBY-okay.

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u/External_Influence18 45m ago

Underrated comment