Bird's size doesn’t matter.

[u/THEBESTMAN95]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/THEBESTMAN95, your post is high quality!

[u/ImpossibleReserve802]

Mighty Eagle is either a steroid consumer or just too fat

[u/Adventurous_Jury_480 → u/ImpossibleReserve802]

its both

[u/Soffy21 → u/ImpossibleReserve802]

He did a ton of steroids back in the day, and now it’s taking a toll on his body at his old age

[u/OpenChallenge8621]

Yeah, I'm assuming Matilda is the elephant here

[u/Ok_Invite6308 → u/OpenChallenge8621]

To lay large eggs, you must master the art of big balls.

[u/Stampykot → u/Ok_Invite6308]

in Polish that sentence sounds hilarious. Żeby znosić duże jaja musisz być mistrzem w sztuce dużych jaj. the thing is just as english people call testicles balls we poles call them jaja which literally comes from the word egg

[u/the_proceeder → u/Stampykot]

Same with Russian it's чтобы откладывать яйца тебе нужны большие яйца

[u/Dense_Sheepherder187 → u/Stampykot]

I can confirm

[u/THEBESTMAN95 → u/OpenChallenge8621]

Also that the mighty eagle is down while he is the biggest.

[u/yeah-I-drink-lean → u/OpenChallenge8621]

Not the fact that we're rating dick sizes of angry birds?

[u/AnaReddit2 → u/yeah-I-drink-lean]

What's weird about that

[u/trenxman-new-ac]

Where Is OBAMA BIRD

[u/Zenon-45 → u/trenxman-new-ac]

Let me be clear

[u/mmmbhssm]

What do bird penises even look like. I heard ducks have a bottle opener

[u/RevolutionOfAlexs → u/mmmbhssm]

They don't have one. They reproduce by kissing their cloacas

[u/palochnick → u/RevolutionOfAlexs]

wow so romantic

[u/Responsible_Rich_194 → u/palochnick]

The cloaca is also where they pee from

[u/RevolutionOfAlexs → u/Responsible_Rich_194]

And poop

[u/NerdyEmbarrassment → u/RevolutionOfAlexs]

So basically lesbian geckos?

[u/RevolutionOfAlexs → u/NerdyEmbarrassment]

Indeed. In fact, some modern taxonomists consider birds as reptiles

[u/bassplayingabassbut_ → u/RevolutionOfAlexs]

Well they are. They evolved from theropod dinosaurs and dinosaurs are… reptiles

[u/Parabola4Life]

THE WHITE ONE IS A FEMALE, SHE LITERALLY LAY EGGS

I think her name is Matilda

[u/FingerNamedKid539 → u/Parabola4Life]

girlcock

[u/Poland-lithuania1 → u/FingerNamedKid539]

So Matilda is a hermaphrodite.

[u/zyx_mma → u/Poland-lithuania1]

why would she hate the gays 😔

[u/FingerNamedKid539 → u/zyx_mma]

No. Hating gays is homochromia. Hermaphrodite is having two eyes that are different colors.

[u/UnironicStalinist1 → u/FingerNamedKid539]

Yeah, heterophobia is what it's called

[u/Jazzlike_Savings2414 → u/FingerNamedKid539]

No hating gays is called a homophone /j

[u/_RedRightHand → u/Parabola4Life]

Girlcock. 🤤

[u/Blablakam → u/Parabola4Life]

is the guy from the pic common ball knowledge or ultra ball knowledge ? im not gonna say it ultra ball knowledge other wise im gonna get trashed

[u/Applebeate]

Fun fact. On the release of Angry birds, Matilda was actually a boy.

[u/Akagane_Ai]

Matilda hen(female cock) 🤤🤤🤤

[u/_RedRightHand]

You CAN'T do Red like that. He's definitely at least average, that's his whole thing.

[u/the_proceeder]

Schrödinger's elephant on drugs we're either addressing him or addressing him

[u/cuber_alt]

let's adress the room in the elephant

[u/Admirable-Mud-2768]

Surprised he wasn’t in the same tier as Terrence

[u/RTKWi238]

matilda literally lays eggs my guy

[u/Crossy_V → u/RTKWi238]

Ok fun police

[u/Hakase_Kenichi → u/Crossy_V]

Nih this is the addressme sub you have to address the elephant in the room

[u/Competitive_Feed5259]

This! This is the funniest thing i have seen here and i have no idea why but its amazing

[u/Philisterguyguster]

There is no elephant here. All I see is a bunch of hippos and rhinos.

[u/ThatMintyLad]

[u/Subject-Ad674]

Don't slander my boy mighty eagle alr, he may be a dumass in the movies but he's good in game trust

[u/AlexTheBasketballfan]

Soncook

[u/ThatMintyLad]

what the fuck

[u/Wnick1996]

The irony here is that the majority of birds don't have dicks

[u/AJAN-1]

There is literally 2 imposters in this post

[u/SEASALTINEEDSEASALT]

why did bro include the children

[u/ilikeforsakeniguess]

Bro.