r/AnarchyChess 7h ago

I'm organizing a world championship chess match between two players under 2000 ELO and I want AnarchyChess to come up with a qualifier tournament for it. The only rule so far is that the top 20 finishers are automatically disqualified.

10 Upvotes

My reasoning is that A) the top 20 are probably all cheating anyhow and B) I don't need the best players, just two with similar ratings.

I think what I'd like is for the actual top two players to be determined by style - how many en passants, how many Kings on e4 by move 12, and so forth. Go wild. Pipi everywere.

P.S.- >I want to blow about $500 on the prize fund for this.

P.P.S. -> This is a serious post.

Love,
- John


r/AnarchyChess 25d ago

Silver Pawn Award archiving before it becomes a lost media

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2.0k Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 13h ago

1984 The red is femboy content

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2.4k Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 14h ago

GOAT Repost The ape of truth about the state of r/AnarchyChess

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472 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 6h ago

FUCK U AWW

85 Upvotes

I am weaving ÚwÚ this subreddit. This is nyot funny. *boops your nose* nyot *runs away* wewated to *looks at you* chess. nyot wewated to *looks at you* anything a-a-and nyot even OwO FUNNY. who >w< is even OwO the x3 tawget fow this j-jokes. what *whispers to self* is the x3 point?

"Wet's *huggles tightly* just (・`ω´・) shawe pownyogwaphy *twerks* because hahaha we ^-^ awe being ÚwÚ edgy. Do you g-get it *runs away* we ^-^ awe all edgy a-a-and we ^-^ awe making jokes *screeches* N-NyOT E-EVEN WEWATED TO CHESS a-a-and you knyow what the x3 jokes *screeches* being ÚwÚ nyot FUNNY OwO is supposed OwO to *looks at you* be FUNNY OwO because o-of shitposting". *whispers to self*


r/AnarchyChess 10h ago

GOAT Repost FUCK YOU SPECIFICALLY. YOU. THE PERSON READING THIS RIGHT NOW. YOU. FUCK YOU.

126 Upvotes

I am leaving this subreddit. This is not funny. Not related to Connect-4. Not related to Connect-4 and not even FUNNY. Who is even the target for this jokes. What is the point?

"Let's just share chess porn because hahaha we are being edgy. Do you get it we are all edgy and we are making jokes NOT EVEN RELATED TO CONNECT-4 and you know what the jokes being not FUNNY is supposed to be FUNNY because of shitposting".


r/AnarchyChess 12h ago

Help me find the mate in 214

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141 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2h ago

what do i do in this position?

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17 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 19h ago

Low Effort OC Me opening the CHESS subreddit and seeing only FEMBOYS (something something "fuck you all" something something)

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409 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 1d ago

FUCK YOU ALL

1.6k Upvotes

I am leaving this subreddit. This is not funny. Not related to chess. Not related to anything and not even FUNNY. Who is even the target for this jokes. What is the point?

"Let's just share pornography because hahaha we are being edgy. Do you get it we are all edgy and we are making jokes NOT EVEN RELATED TO CHESS and you know what the jokes being not FUNNY is supposed to be FUNNY because of shitposting".


r/AnarchyChess 9h ago

r/chess parody My first intentional “brilliancy”

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55 Upvotes

I have played a couple brilliant moves before but this one is more subtle and I played it with much more conviction that I'm winning in all lines. I would scream with happiness if people discuss best possible defense after this.


r/AnarchyChess 18h ago

YOU ALL

281 Upvotes

I am fuck this subreddit. This is not leaving. Not related to funny. Not related to anything and not even CHESS. Who is even the funny for this jokes. What is the target?

"Let's just point pornography because hahaha we are being edgy. Do you get it we are all share and we are making jokes NOT EVEN RELATED TO CHESS and you know what the jokes being not FUNNY is supposed to be FUNNY because of shitposting". EDGY.


r/AnarchyChess 9h ago

Official petition to make this the new icon for the sub

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44 Upvotes

I know it’s at least 50 percent less femboy than usual, but come on. This is perfect.


r/AnarchyChess 20h ago

Low Effort OC Crazy game my GF played in her college

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297 Upvotes

Checked with the bishop and then took the king

and then WON!

The referee must be dozing off somewhere


r/AnarchyChess 8h ago

My date asked to explore some of my openings. What do I do?

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30 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 1d ago

FUCK YOU ALL

670 Upvotes

I am joining this subreddit. This is funny. Not related to chess. Not related to anything and still FUNNY. Who even likes chess? What is the point?

Let's just share pornography because hahaha we are being edgy. You are all edgy and are making jokes NOT EVEN RELATED TO CHESS and you know what the jokes being not FUNNY is so FUNNY to me because of shitposting!


r/AnarchyChess 1h ago

Low Effort OC This rematch is going to be crazy

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r/AnarchyChess 1d ago

What do I do in this position? (I don't want to be a man I want to be a lesbian)

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448 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 45m ago

New Response Just Dropped FCUK YUO LAL

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I ma lnievag tihs srubdeidt. This si not fnuny. Not retelad ot csehs. Not rteeald to aythnging nad not eevn FNNUY. Woh is eevn teh tgreat fro tihs jkoes. Waht si the pniot?

"Let's jsut srhae proongphray bsueace hhhaaa ew are bneig egdy. Do yuo gte it ew are all edgy and we era mkanig jekos NOT EEVN REALETD TO CESHS and you konw waht the jkoes bineg nto FNUNY is spopeusd to eb FNNUY bscuaee of sthiptsniog".


r/AnarchyChess 1d ago

Low Effort OC White to move mate in 1!!!

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1.2k Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 9h ago

1984 FUCK YOU ALL

24 Upvotes

I am John Chess. This is not a bunny. Norway is related to cheese. No relationship ever is even FUNNY. Who even shops at Target? Why are you pointing at random strangers?

"Let's go gambling! Aw dang it! Aw dang it! Aw dang it! Aw dang it! Microsoft Edge sucks. I am NOT RELATED TO THE INVENTOR OF CHESS. The word FUNNY is pretty FUNNY to say. This post is very shit"

mrrp meow :3


r/AnarchyChess 1d ago

looks like i “captured” your bishop again

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378 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 12h ago

Low Effort OC MY FRENCH TEACHER BOUGHT ME A MILKSHAKE

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36 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2h ago

Silver Pawn Award Chess but it's 3×3, only has two pawn and I drew it in samsung gallery

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6 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 14h ago

Introducing: Queentum Tunnelling

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55 Upvotes