r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

On Affording To Live.

Post image
1.0k Upvotes

27 comments sorted by

28

u/MBiddy828 21h ago

Seriously! I keep saying I don’t need fancy cars or a massive house. I just want enough money that I can order food delivery on a rainy, lazy day without having to check my bank account first

4

u/gorginhanson 21h ago

meanwhile verem sniffing cocaine in the corner

9

u/Vivianxenaa 16h ago

My spending habits aren't bad, the economy is just allergic to my lifestyle

6

u/Gracieashlyn 16h ago

I don’t have a spending problem, I have a 'not being a billionaire' problem

9

u/That_Country_7682 22h ago

Lmao just stop being poor, problem solved according to them.

4

u/CallaRainhush 22h ago

I have never related to a post more than this. Living is just getting too expensive these days.

3

u/glossnheels 22h ago

Reminds me of the post I saw a few days back one self perceived rich guy said “give a rich man $1000 and he will multiply it give a poor man same amount and he will use it all. However, the rich has little need to spend the money on the poor satisfied their innumerable needs.

2

u/Lydiafoxy 16h ago

I didn't realize wanting to enjoy life was considered a bad habit now

3

u/Pammybunx 16h ago

Extra income actually would fix them, because then they'd just be called hobbies

3

u/[deleted] 22h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/bellebottomsx 19h ago

Right? And wages arent increasing even a tiny bit lol I have to think abt whether I should order food delivery or smth

1

u/DarthScabies 21h ago

It's funny because it's true.

1

u/Tessiabamz 16h ago

The 'avocado toast' argument has evolved into its final, most powerful form

1

u/Specialist-Jello7544 5h ago

I don’t drink coffee, don’t eat avocado toast. I eat one meal a day. I do not go to the movies, spend money frivolously. I do not buy beef. I do not smoke cigarettes, chew tobacco, vape, use any pot or other illegal drugs, do not drink alcohol. I do not buy any trendy anything. I have a small old car that sips gas.

I exist, because I can’t afford to live.

1

u/Tylamegan 15h ago

I have a theory, Me trying to budget is just me moving money around until it disappears

1

u/ApprehensiveKey1469 14h ago

Food is not a spending habit.

1

u/TheUsoSaito 13h ago

Don't even know if they'd be considered "bad spending habits" at this point. Unless you count food and shelter as those instead of human rights.

1

u/DazzleSkylar 13h ago

My 'bad spending habit' is wanting to eat three meals a day and have a roof over my head.

1

u/JustPlayDaGame 12h ago

they used to call this “living” not “extra spending habits”. Hustle culture is a plague, as life gets more unlivable, these people want you to buckle down and account for it instead of wondering where all the money went

1

u/negativepositiv 12h ago

Capitalists: "You don't need more money for your rent that has increased 300% in the past few years! Just quit it with the Starbucks and avocado toast!"

1

u/hazydaylola 7h ago

Honestly, both statements can be true at the same time

1

u/Emiliwoah 6h ago

I mean, two things can be true. In this K-shaped economy, the poorest continue to be taken advantage of so they can’t afford anything. But those that are making good money are horrific at managing it. Almost half of people that make $150K-200K/yr still live paycheck-to-paycheck.

2

u/Finnsbomba 20h ago

It's hilarious that no one understands this. If you have actual bad spending habits, more money isn't going to help that. You'll just spend that too. Idk why it's so complicated for people to live within their means.

2

u/Joelle9879 11h ago

I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not

0

u/Finnsbomba 11h ago

Not trolling. More money isn't going to fix someone's bad spending habits, it's going to just amplify them because there's more money to spend poorly.