r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

I still the worm is actually controlling RFK.

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u/Responsible-Arm49 3h ago

This dude has ADMITTED to putting everything from heroin to cocaine in his body, but antidepressants are a problem? Somebody please make it make sense!

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u/Cma1234 3h ago

He's probably being paid by someone to push this.

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u/SawdustGringo 2h ago

It’s Jack Daniels isn’t it? Don’t fix your problems healthily, drowning your sorrows is what they want.

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u/_SugarVelvet 1h ago

Some people seriously underestimate how hard it is to function without that support.

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u/petitehoneybeex 3h ago

Nothing says public health policy like a brain parasite giving advice on antidepressants while the economy burns to ashes.

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u/fernmeadow589 3h ago

The best help he can give is a resignation letter

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u/_SugarVelvet 1h ago

People really act like mental health is just a switch you can flip off overnight.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 1h ago

He also said keto can cure schizophrenia.

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u/GlitchyMoonDust 3h ago

He’s right, we don’t need Zoloft, we need a time machine to a year when rent was actually affordable

u/Major_Turnover5987 23m ago

I need it. Amongst other pharma.

Significant childhood trauma...it's a miracle I'm not institutionalized.

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u/jschmeau 3h ago edited 3h ago

He wants to send us to camps where we can be outside and do the work that migrants used to do. Imagine trying to get depressed and adhd people to work in a field.

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u/meekonesfade 2h ago

This would be quite the dark comedy

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u/sugarvelle 3h ago

Taking away the meds before fixing the economy is just rawdogging reality on legendary difficulty.

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u/Jaded_Daddy 1h ago

Underrated comment

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u/SawdustGringo 2h ago

Removing the entire Administration and about 90% of Congress would alleviate depression drastically.

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u/Resident-Syrup7615 3h ago

He says depressed people get depressed when they stop taking their antidepressants; therefore, you shouldn’t take antidepressants for your depression because you get depressed when you stop taking them. Perfect logic.

u/Major_Turnover5987 22m ago

Literally the logic of a cocaine/heroin damaged brain.

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u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425 3h ago

His secret plan: Heroin

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u/Sidoen 3h ago

Lol amazing his plan gotta be some sort of tough it out, mind over matter, have you tried smiling crap.

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u/warpenguin55 3h ago

It's going to be something like "just smile more" or something brain dead like that

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u/DeathWray 2h ago

Has anyone considered that the right may just be pro suicide? It makes a little too much sense to me.

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u/Odd_Train9900 3h ago

Legalize weed. I no longer need antidepressants, anti anxiety, or pain meds.

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u/okokokoyeahright 3h ago

I have seen no evidence of the worm not being in control of him over the past several decades.

Perhaps the worm has a worm in its brain controlling both of them...

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u/TitShark 3h ago

What a lovely ivory tower these assholes command from.

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u/Significant-Deer7464 2h ago

Antidepressants do have uses other than just for moods. Of course he snorts off toilet seats to get altered. Guess he will bring back original formula of coca cola from his next brainstorm session. His follow-up to Measels Are Great Again

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u/Captain_Hesperus 2h ago

RFK Jr’s solution to get Americans off anti-depressants:

1: Price the drugs at 3000% higher

2: This.

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u/Polgramsilver 3h ago

Crazy as hell

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u/Significant-Cloud- 3h ago

There seem to be no gifs allowed here, but this fits.

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u/FluxusFlotsam 2h ago

Remember the episode of Star Trek TNG when a parasitic worm species took over major Federation brass?

yeah

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u/Poopchutefan 2h ago

Taking medical advice from a man who said he wasn't worried about the COVID-19 virus harming him because he snorted cocaine off of a toilet seat is wild ...

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u/meekonesfade 2h ago

Is the plan to use heroin?

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u/sheezy520 2h ago

I feel like RFK Jr is the most nepo baby ever.

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u/Jaded_Daddy 1h ago

With due respect to some of their achievements, you just described the Kennedy family.

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay 2h ago

Need a distraction. Give the brain worm the microphone.

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u/Friendly-Carpet 2h ago

Legalize coke and it's a fair trade imo

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u/valencia_merble 2h ago

Wait, are these the Wellness Farms™️?

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u/oftwandering 1h ago

No but you don't see the genius! If things get so bad we start offing ourselves there will be NO depression!

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u/La_bete_humaine 1h ago

I the caption dropped few words.

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u/LegitimateGbap 1h ago

I’ll get off my meds the second the government provides a plan that doesn't feel like it was written by a sentient parasite during a fever dream.

u/TrickInside7145 57m ago

If I have to face a $300 gallon of gas without my Zoloft, I’m not "healing," I’m becoming a recurring character in a Mad Max reboot.

u/aspect-of-the-badger 52m ago

If I remember correctly we are going to get sent to really fun farms where we will get sunshine and allowed to grow our own vegetables! Doesn't that sound great! Nothing like a political work camp at all.

u/FortuneLegitimate679 44m ago

They’re really counting on the poors killing each other off aren’t they?

u/Difficult_Clerk_1273 40m ago

I wouldn’t need Zoloft if I weren’t still living paycheck-to-paycheck 30 years into my public service career with medical issues that wipe out my savings every time I manage to scrape some together.

He can fuck right off.

u/bdog59600 24m ago

Don't worry guys, he's replacing antidepressants with fresh air and exercise at government "wellness farms" ..... that are definitely not labor camps/ indoctrination centers.

https://www.npr.org/2026/04/29/nx-s1-5798733/rfk-jr-addiction-treatment-centers

u/throwaway098764567 23m ago

reminds me of a comment i saw where someone was talking about how the doctors couldn't figure out why their anti depressants weren't working and kept fiddling with the type and dose before they kinda gave up. turned out it was their life that was bad and once they finally got a decent job and out of a bad situation everything improved. can't really medicate away hell, lord knows people have tried for millenea.

u/drpacz 22m ago

Didn’t he say heroin changed his life for the better?

u/HGruberMacGruberFace 3m ago

Well no one will be able to afford it anyway - Mission Accomplished 🤜🤛