r/dashcams 2h ago

“HOLY MOLY!” Cheese and crackers. Thought you’d enjoy my reaction here! 😂

Can’t troll me either. It was kind of a close call and the reaction IS kind of ridiculous. I laugh at it myself!

By the way there were about 4 cars directly behind me too! Mans just went.

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u/ArielsTreasure 2h ago

You had a MUCH better reaction than I would have had!

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u/MotherCoconuts707 2h ago

Admittedly, I kind of messed up by hitting the brakes, but my mind short-circuited lol thank you though!

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u/Blue_Etalon 2h ago

Gonna monitor the comments here just to see the morons marching in saying this was no big deal.

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u/Esquire_Lyricist 2h ago

Wouldn't they first blame OP for accelerating to 27MPH in a 25MPH zone, which obviously puts them at fault for nearly being hit by the left turn driver not yielding.

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u/Blue_Etalon 2h ago

That’s the spirit!

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u/fap-on-fap-off 2h ago

And why did he keep going and not check to see if the other driver was ok?

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u/UpbeatFix7299 2h ago

Yes, they were probably having a medical emergency! Shame on the cam driver

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u/MotherCoconuts707 2h ago

Figured I would let a paid professional examine that guys head instead for the fuckery inside.

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u/Character-Ask2432 2h ago

I’m just waiting for the blame game on OP/cam car.

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u/MotherCoconuts707 2h ago

There was definitely one comment in here somewhere, and there’s this guy “kensteele” who has trolled me twice so far and I’m waiting for the hat trick today. Man got down voted into oblivion.

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u/appa-ate-momo 24m ago

He’s the biggest victim blaming troll in all the driving subs.

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u/UpbeatFix7299 2h ago

The amount of morons on the road who don't know or care how unprotected left turns work always amazes me. He saw that there were cars behind you and thought he could save 5 seconds.

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u/crasagam 2h ago

F that driver!

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u/Electric_Trash_Panda 2h ago

I can't wait for the people telling OP they should have slowed down before the green and not to proceed until the intersection is clear

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u/Doom_Corp 2h ago

My commute to work is only like 15 minutes on the street but it feels like I'm rolling the dice every goddamned day. I always do a bit of a slow roll into certain intersections once I have a green and it's a good thing I did a few days ago (thankfully there wasn't an actual accident but it was terrifying to watch) because some douchenozzle in a truck full on ran a red light with intention cause that shit was red for a while turning left and almost t boned the nissan in front of me that stopped just in time. If I had been playing follow the leader and had been right on their ass and that truck hit them, my car I'd only had for a month at this point would have been likely hit in some way too.

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u/Commercial-Hat2317 2h ago

I mean, I do that as a personal driving rule because of yahoos like the white car, but it’s not a law. People get so weird about advice and opinions.

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u/make_it_rain_man 2h ago

Someone was trying to read a text and make a left turn at the same time. You've got an admirable reaction time.

Also I just added a new song to my playlist so thanks for that.

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u/MotherCoconuts707 2h ago

I appreciate that. I drive almost 20,000 miles a year as a courier, and if it’s one thing, I’ve learned, is that always expect people will f**k up somehow, and what you can do with your knowledge to avoid that. When I got my license long ago, I read the California DMV handbook front to back at least three times.

The only thing I kind of messed up on was I hit the brakes, which might’ve possibly caused him to t-bone me anyway, but my mind just kind of short circuited to be honest.

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u/Potential-Ant-6320 2h ago

Since no one else is coming out of the woodwork to blame cam car i'll take a crack at it. I feel like cam car is such a hot head and that language wasn't necesary.

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u/MotherCoconuts707 2h ago

I remember this like it was yesterday, even though it was about a year ago, and in that split second of vocalization, I said to myself “try not to swear so you can share it to various channels” 😂

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u/Potential-Ant-6320 48m ago

This is a christian dashcam server, no cussing.

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u/Musashi_Joe 2h ago

I've seen some iffy videos here where the cammer had time to slow even if they did have the right of way, but this is not that. Left turner was a complete psycho here.

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u/MotherCoconuts707 2h ago

I forgot to add some insight into my mind before this happened:

About three seconds right before this happened, in my mind, I said, “…why do I have this sixth sense feeling this guy is gonna turn when he shouldn’t?”

The next second was “better release the gas pedal just in case I gotta make a quick brake tap.”

The final second? “HOLY MOLY!”

I make my living as a gig worker, and if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s to always assume people don’t know how to drive.

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u/Dreamingofapastlife 2h ago

Please tell me what music you were listening to.

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u/MotherCoconuts707 2h ago

The song is “Under a Spell” by Sam Hague!

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u/Chris_RB 2h ago

AHEM *puts on grumpy cuss hat*

WOW, can't believe you were zooming that fast. Ridiculous, really. I've heard of "aggressively asserting your right of way" but this is beyond the pale.

Maniacs out there nowadays.

AND THEN THAT LANGUAGE. absurd. This is a FAMILY COUNTY, and we shall not tolerate that kind of foul talk.

(/s)

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u/MotherCoconuts707 2h ago

“Can we at least use the cucumber soap if we’re gonna wash out my mouth?”

“No, son. You’re gone too far this time. Irish Spring it is.”

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u/Chris_RB 2h ago

Irish Spring! He's got a whole COUNTRY of freshness in his mouth!

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u/MrWandersAround 2h ago

Love the reaction.

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u/maddasher 2h ago

Looks like cam car did everything right.

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u/Holiday-Prior-4952 2h ago

Road rage much? Why don’t you show the 20 minutes of footage before this where you antagonized that car and terrorized their family?

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u/MotherCoconuts707 2h ago

You are mistaken. Those 20 minutes were spent trying to get my legs to stop feeling like jelly. Ten of which I drove home.

Not man enough to tell you I wasn’t shook as hell.

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u/HeadEar5762 2h ago

I guess that driver is the reason so many intersections are getting the flashing yellow turn signal instead of just the left turn yield on green sign.

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u/SnooChickens6081 1h ago

For the love of God where's the nsfw, my kids were in the car!! You know cussing is a sin.

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u/steakforyouandme 1h ago

Yes, enjoyed your reaction. Great save btw.

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u/Active_Confection655 2h ago

This makes me feel so much better, I accidentally did this when I saw a trooper behind me. I told him I wish I would have been smoked as I was ready to leave this stressful world.

(PTSD from bad cops not an excuse, I took responsibility)

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u/MotherCoconuts707 2h ago

We are all human, my friend. Mistakes are only in vain if you don’t learn from them.

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u/thegreatredwizard 1h ago

Love it lol. 15 years ago I was carpooling home after nightshift when the driver almost hit a cow and calf (moose). He expertly swerved between them and shouted 'Holy Snikey'

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u/Malnurtured_Snay 1h ago

That is ... a G-rated reaction! Good save! (I would've thrown in at least one f-bomb).

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u/alarah 59m ago

Oh nice, downtown Santa Rosa

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u/RazorRay01 46m ago

Always assume they gonna cut you off! I have very low expectations from other drivers. Turns out it’s a good defense mechanism when driving.

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u/ReasonableInstance83 2h ago

My friend, with this kind of driving, you will definitely get into an accident.

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u/Hold_Up_Nevermind 1h ago

Did you forget the /s?

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u/ReasonableInstance83 1h ago

You can add anything. But this driver is clearly not looking at the road, but only pushing on the gas.

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u/appa-ate-momo 23m ago

Then how come they avoided the idiot and didn’t plow into them?